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Vanity- What grinds your gears?
July 2, 2010

Posted on 07/02/2010 7:01:42 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch

Pulling out of the drive up at the coffee shop the girl utters, "Have a good one".

men who use those plastic sticks on the grocery check out lanes to separate their cans of beets from the next person's bag of apples. A man ought to be able to defend his turf.

when I say "thank you" and the response is "no problem"


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I have a migraine tonight.
1 posted on 07/02/2010 7:01:47 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch

That much is clear.


2 posted on 07/02/2010 7:03:20 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: InvisibleChurch

Dane Cook.


3 posted on 07/02/2010 7:03:40 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: InvisibleChurch

Stupid A$$ Vanity’s


4 posted on 07/02/2010 7:03:44 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: InvisibleChurch

mellow out.


5 posted on 07/02/2010 7:04:46 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Worthless vanities.


6 posted on 07/02/2010 7:04:48 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (Don't wish doom on your enemies. Plan it.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

Buying a Girl a big mac dinner and she won’t put out


7 posted on 07/02/2010 7:05:54 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: 1rudeboy

“make no mistake”....”let me be perfectly clear”....”blah, blah, blah, crisis, blah, blah”


8 posted on 07/02/2010 7:06:12 PM PDT by kevslisababy (It's very hard to earn my trust again)
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To: al baby

“Buying a Girl a big mac dinner and she won’t put out”

Maybe she was hoping for a super size...


9 posted on 07/02/2010 7:06:54 PM PDT by jessduntno (I'm not a racist, you're just saying that because I'm white.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I guess sometimes...if a person says, “irregardless”...? It’s actually not a word. Same for, “tortuous” —that means having lots of turns, not, “associated with torture”. Same for, “artful” —that means dishonest, not artistic.

But I don’t react.

The ones you mentioned don’t bother me.


10 posted on 07/02/2010 7:07:14 PM PDT by TokuMei
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To: InvisibleChurch
Whiners.

8^)

People who pull out from side roads and you have to break to avoid hitting them, and then they proceed 10 MPH under the speed limit (especially if there was no one behind you).

11 posted on 07/02/2010 7:07:25 PM PDT by steelyourfaith ("Release the Second Chakra !!!!!!!" ... Al Gore, 10/24/06)
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To: InvisibleChurch

People who get out of line at a four way stop, drive down the shoulder, and turn right on red whenever the f they feel like it.


12 posted on 07/02/2010 7:07:52 PM PDT by ez ("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton)
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To: InvisibleChurch

beets


13 posted on 07/02/2010 7:08:13 PM PDT by wolf24
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To: InvisibleChurch

TAIL GATERS!


14 posted on 07/02/2010 7:08:49 PM PDT by Doctor Don
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To: InvisibleChurch

At the end of the day


15 posted on 07/02/2010 7:09:25 PM PDT by jrg
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To: InvisibleChurch

“migraine”
In order: Gatoraide; Ibuprofine; Zomig; head under pillow; some stuff my father gave me, I’m not exactly sure what it is but I’m afraid to take it because I think it’s for crazy people.
Don’t mention it—no problem! Try a nap.
Hope you get to feeling better, I know how miserable it can be.


16 posted on 07/02/2010 7:09:41 PM PDT by tumblindice (Resign Zero, Be a Hero.)
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To: al baby
Buying a Girl a big mac dinner and she won’t put out

You've got to kick in a double order of fries, cheap bas.... ;^)

17 posted on 07/02/2010 7:10:09 PM PDT by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: InvisibleChurch

“Let me be clear.”

“Worst crisis since the Great Depression.”

Basically........anything Zero says. Period.


18 posted on 07/02/2010 7:10:30 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

They TOLD you to “have a good one”

Why didn’t you?


19 posted on 07/02/2010 7:10:33 PM PDT by digger48
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To: steelyourfaith
People who pull out from side roads and you have to break to avoid hitting them, and then they proceed 10 MPH under the speed limit (especially if there was no one behind you).

That's every day in Central Ohio. Keeps me grinding my teeth.

20 posted on 07/02/2010 7:10:36 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: InvisibleChurch

People who don’t used CAPITALS and punctuation. :>)


21 posted on 07/02/2010 7:11:13 PM PDT by irishtenor (Tag lines, they are not what they used to be...)
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To: InvisibleChurch

People who try to force themselves into the elevator before anyone has been able to exit.

Jerks!


22 posted on 07/02/2010 7:11:57 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: The Cajun

But who pays for the room then ?


23 posted on 07/02/2010 7:12:23 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: InvisibleChurch

60 MPH left lane dirtbags.


24 posted on 07/02/2010 7:12:40 PM PDT by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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To: InvisibleChurch

It is what it is. (IBFTZ)


25 posted on 07/02/2010 7:12:47 PM PDT by jaz.357 (If you don't know where you're going, you will surely get there.)
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To: steelyourfaith

People who don’t know the difference between “break” and “brake.” ;)


26 posted on 07/02/2010 7:13:13 PM PDT by xjcsa (Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Something made me mad:

I know this guy who’s courteous, articulate, hard-working, and has great character.

He can’t get a construction job, why? Because he doesn’t speak Spanish. This is in California.

Now he’s homeless, and his in this descending spiral. A completely great guy who doesn’t drink, do drugs, etc.

He tried to go to a “clinica” —some weird medical clinic that treats illegals. This was for a foot infection.

Know why they wouldn’t treat him? NO SPANISH.

This made me completely infuriated.


27 posted on 07/02/2010 7:15:34 PM PDT by TokuMei
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To: irishtenor

sorry im real bad at That


28 posted on 07/02/2010 7:15:34 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: InvisibleChurch

People who spell voila as walla or copyright as copywrite. That just makes me want to scream. In stores when people walk two abreast and don’t let anyone pass in the isle. It’s like a road folks one side goes one way and the other the opposite way.


29 posted on 07/02/2010 7:15:53 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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To: steelyourfaith
People who pull out from side roads and you have to break to avoid hitting them,

What do you have to break?

30 posted on 07/02/2010 7:16:46 PM PDT by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine Lance Corporal texted me at 0330 on 2/3/10: AMERICA!)
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To: wolf24

People who beat me with the reply “beets”.


31 posted on 07/02/2010 7:17:17 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Isn't enough always enough?)
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To: InvisibleChurch
men who use those plastic sticks on the grocery check out lanes to separate their cans of beets from the next person's bag of apples. A man ought to be able to defend his turf.

Poeple that look at some perfectly ordinary and useful convention and find some ridiculous reason to take offense, as if the checkout lane was a John Wayne movie that requires a display of manhood and turf protection.

32 posted on 07/02/2010 7:18:00 PM PDT by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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To: xjcsa

Or newscaster that call every big rig crash a jack knife That and calling the sidewalk cement when it is actually concrete and any gun an assault weapon


33 posted on 07/02/2010 7:18:20 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: jessduntno
funny pictures of cats with captions
34 posted on 07/02/2010 7:18:31 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Trying to paint a room and you find that one gallon isn’t enough, but an extra quart is 95% more than you need. Then you figure you can’t waste it, so you use it to paint a closet which no one will ever see.


35 posted on 07/02/2010 7:19:32 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: InvisibleChurch

Usually it is shifting into Reverse while gliding out of the driveway.


36 posted on 07/02/2010 7:20:05 PM PDT by TheMom (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

The person behind me in a checkout standing as close as they can and breath down your neck. Now I appear rude and keep my cart behind me to ward off the pushy breathers. Achoo!

The driver that gets in the outer lane of a double left turn lane light and then ignores the left turn there and proceeds forward to turn at the next light, then blows their horn when I attempt to get in the left turn lane (at the proper time) and almost collide because one doesn’t expect a moron there. Grrrr


37 posted on 07/02/2010 7:20:14 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (demonicRATS... taxes, pain and slow death. Is this what you want?)
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To: al baby

You need to supersize if you want some action.


38 posted on 07/02/2010 7:21:22 PM PDT by Jean S
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To: ThomasThomas

I did your Freeping chair.

Very nice....


39 posted on 07/02/2010 7:21:35 PM PDT by wolf24
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To: buccaneer81

“People who pull out from side roads and you have to break to avoid hitting them, and then they proceed 10 MPH under the speed limit (especially if there was no one behind you). That’s every day in Central Ohio. Keeps me grinding my teeth.”

Try living in FL. I’m convinced these little old ladies (and men) from the north PURPOSELY sit and wait until you are on them, and then pull right out in front of you.

On the bright side, they have gotten rid of umpteen jerks on rice rockets who gun their suzukis down the streets at over a 100MPH near me at two in the am. You can hear them racing miles off.

Unfortunately for them, the aforementioned old folk are deaf.


40 posted on 07/02/2010 7:22:06 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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"DIG" not did

Damn typos!! They grind my gears!!

41 posted on 07/02/2010 7:22:32 PM PDT by wolf24
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I have a migraine tonight.

That's why I come to bed with a couple of Advils and say here honey she says what r those for I say you said you had a head ache she says no i don't then i say drop um we are getting busy

42 posted on 07/02/2010 7:22:40 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: buccaneer81

My wife and I call them “fivers” and “teners” ... those that drive five or ten miles under the speed limit. They are usually older men that can barely see over the steering wheel and wear the old flat caps on their barely visible heads. And it is not a phenomenon restricted to central Ohio, but all over the state.


43 posted on 07/02/2010 7:22:51 PM PDT by doc1019 (Rush, Beck and others are giving us the dots; it is up to us to connect them.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Those cars with the loud boom boxes.


44 posted on 07/02/2010 7:23:08 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
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To: TokuMei

Getting any post with the word Niggardly in it pulled


45 posted on 07/02/2010 7:23:47 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: InvisibleChurch

Mike Huckabee.


46 posted on 07/02/2010 7:24:10 PM PDT by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine Lance Corporal texted me at 0330 on 2/3/10: AMERICA!)
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To: xjcsa; don-o

dailysex ... erm... dyslexia 8^)


47 posted on 07/02/2010 7:24:31 PM PDT by steelyourfaith ("Release the Second Chakra !!!!!!!" ... Al Gore, 10/24/06)
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To: steelyourfaith

Big one of mine.


48 posted on 07/02/2010 7:25:14 PM PDT by wally_bert (It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
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To: al baby

Wow. Such a romantic!

Good plan though.


49 posted on 07/02/2010 7:25:16 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
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To: doc1019

On roads that merge from two lanes to one — the people that fly all the way up to the front before merging at the last moment.....bugs the sh*t out of me.

I love getting out in the merging lane early and rolling the speed of traffic in the other lane, thereby holding people up who want to fly all the way up to the front....


50 posted on 07/02/2010 7:25:32 PM PDT by wolf24
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