Joe dirt and the Firework man

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[al baby]

Joe Dirt: So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?

Kicking Wing: No.

Joe Dirt: Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

Kicking Wing: No, I don't.

Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

Joe Dirt: Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.

[al baby]

Now that's funny right there don't care who you are

[pennyfarmer]

Yeah, just like prius is the only thing that dems like so thats the only thing they want to sell.

Hey Obama, wrong country you should have tried to take over Toyota Japan.

I am fine with people wanting to run themselves out of business but not trying to run the rest of us out of business. That is of course unless they have a better and more beneficial model.

[MontanaBeth]

A spleen splitter just went off a couple of minutes ago, it was loud, felt it in my spleen, hence the name.

[devane617]

One of the funniest movies of all times.

[FlJoePa]

Here's the video.

Love me some Joe Dirt.

[al baby]

Excellent

[Clint N. Suhks]

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

[Clint N. Suhks]

Did you know Dish Network only gives it 1 star?

Stupid people!

[wvguy]

Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits.......

Whisker biscuits!? Bwahahaha! Too funny.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Some transplanted friends from Wisconsin told me they liked sparklers and snakes the most. I thought that odd here in South Carolina where everything is available until I found out that sparklers and snakes were the only fireworks that were legal in Wisconsin. They've got it worked out now.