Hey, Fred. Follow this and it all becomes clear.
I’ve been studying Afrophysics. I’ve discovered Obama isn’t really black. He’s just so dense, light bends around him. However, this density causes acretin disc to form around him, making him appear brighter than he really is. As you know, the closer you are to His kind of Singularity, the more time slows. So your position relative to the O can cause some wild variations in time.
This being the case, why not? (what you said)
a cretin disc...! Now I get it!
Oh No!! His Presidency has already seemed like an Eternity!