Police investigated Big Ben foursome for golf pee

Pittsburgh Tribune-Review ^ | Tuesday, July 13, 2010 | Carl Prine

[Oldpuppymax]

Ben is such a classy guy.

Well Ben didn’t DO it! Read the article.

[JRios1968]

Tell me again why newspapers are better than blogs.

You can't wrap fish with a blog.

[Islander2]

“was not the person seen urinating Thursday afternoon between the 17th and 18th holes” Wow, that had to be a huge bladder full.

“The female calling to make the complaint, talking with a panting breathless voice, could not clearly identify which of the foursome was the culprit because her binocular lenses were partly fogged up.” “She then stated that she could not identify the golfer, but that in a lineup she was positive she could identify the offending appendage.”

[steveab]

Just another reason I won’t play golf courses built in and around housing developments.

[N. Theknow]

LOL I am younger than 60, but depending on the number of beers I have while at the driving range...I may could give you a run for your money certain days! LOL<\I>

Ahem...there is no such thing as beer on a golf course. The correct term is "swing lube."

[buccaneer81]

"I can identify the offending penis!"