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Man tries to cash forged check for one million dollars at a bank's drive-through window
Greene County Daily World | 7/27/2010 | Anna Rochelle

Posted on 07/28/2010 4:18:10 PM PDT by Military family member

A rural Bloomfield man who went to the drive-through window of the Eastern Heights branch of the Bloomfield State Bank early Friday morning, and tried to cash a check for one million dollars, didn't drive off with any cash.

Later the same day, Lt. Bryan Woodall of the Greene County Sheriff's Department gave the man a ride to the county jail.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: nolinky; stupidcriminal
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1 posted on 07/28/2010 4:18:15 PM PDT by Military family member
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To: Military family member

NSF?


2 posted on 07/28/2010 4:20:53 PM PDT by muddler (Diligentia, Vis and Celeritas)
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To: muddler

You gotta wonder.


3 posted on 07/28/2010 4:22:01 PM PDT by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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To: Military family member

Inbreeding?


4 posted on 07/28/2010 4:22:04 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (.)
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To: Military family member

He couldn’t spell gazillion?


5 posted on 07/28/2010 4:22:08 PM PDT by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: Military family member

Wow, I didn’t know banks still had drive up windows.


6 posted on 07/28/2010 4:22:38 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Isn't enough always enough?)
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To: Military family member

Why doesn’t he just run for office? Everyone who gets elected seems to make good scratch right quick.


7 posted on 07/28/2010 4:23:14 PM PDT by thesharkboy (<-- Looking for the silver lining in every cloud, since 1998)
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He’s probably a Democrat!


8 posted on 07/28/2010 4:23:40 PM PDT by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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To: Military family member

He heard about Obamaaaabailouts.


9 posted on 07/28/2010 4:23:40 PM PDT by Leo Carpathian (fffffFRrrreeeeepppeeee-ssed!)
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To: Military family member

Idiot, how did he expected million to be stuffed in that tube?


10 posted on 07/28/2010 4:24:38 PM PDT by Leo Carpathian (fffffFRrrreeeeepppeeee-ssed!)
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To: Military family member

Well... sure... but if you can pull it off, you’ve only got to do it once.


11 posted on 07/28/2010 4:24:45 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Military family member

12 posted on 07/28/2010 4:25:01 PM PDT by mgstarr ("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
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To: MARTIAL MONK

Piker:

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13 posted on 07/28/2010 4:25:09 PM PDT by JLS (Democrats: People who won't even let you enjoy an unseasonably warm winter day.)
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To: Military family member

Woah. That dude is like soooo s t o n e d.


14 posted on 07/28/2010 4:25:27 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: Military family member; Liz; AT7Saluki; writer33
Man tries to cash forged check for one million dollars at a bank's drive-through window

I've tried it. It doesn't work. You've got to go INSIDE to get the loot.

15 posted on 07/28/2010 4:25:34 PM PDT by Libloather (Tea totaler, PROUD birther, mobster, pro-lifer, anti-warmer, enemy of the state, extremist....)
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To: Military family member

Well, that will cost him $30 in fees.


16 posted on 07/28/2010 4:26:54 PM PDT by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked." BHO)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

I don’t think this guy’s family tree has any forks.


17 posted on 07/28/2010 4:27:19 PM PDT by Signalman
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To: Military family member

The son of Khalid Sheik Mohammed?


18 posted on 07/28/2010 4:28:09 PM PDT by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked." BHO)
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To: Military family member

When I was a kid, a buddy of mine’s cat had a litter of kittens. He set up a curbside stand with a sign, “Kittens-$100,000”. i said I didn’t he was going to sell them at that price, to which he replied, “Ya, but I only gotta sell one!”


19 posted on 07/28/2010 4:28:50 PM PDT by Spok ("Liberalism is more a mood than a philosophy." -Robert Bork)
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To: Signalman

20 posted on 07/28/2010 4:30:04 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Military family member

I’ll bet he’s a democrat...


21 posted on 07/28/2010 4:33:24 PM PDT by GOPJ (..Liberalism is Intolerance..- - Freeper Eric in the Ozarks)
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To: All; Military family member

Here is the link to the article:
http://gcdailyworld.com/story/1652440.html


22 posted on 07/28/2010 4:35:59 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: muddler

NSIQ....


23 posted on 07/28/2010 4:43:43 PM PDT by BreezyDog
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To: Military family member
one million dollars

He must have taken the Dr. Evil correspondence course.

24 posted on 07/28/2010 4:51:57 PM PDT by csvset
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To: AdmSmith; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; bigheadfred; blueyon; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; ...

Whew, that was a close one. Any other drive-through bank teller would have fallen for that in a second.


25 posted on 07/28/2010 4:52:45 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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To: ThomasThomas
Wow, I didn’t know banks still had drive up windows.

Yep, a lot of them will even give your dog a treat
26 posted on 07/28/2010 4:54:19 PM PDT by Krankor (Boy, giraffes are selfish, just run around looking out for number one, getting hit by lightning.)
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To: Signalman
I don’t think this guy’s family tree has any forks.

Bwahaahahaha

27 posted on 07/28/2010 4:55:56 PM PDT by maine-iac7 (g)
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To: Military family member

Initiation test.


28 posted on 07/28/2010 5:01:35 PM PDT by Diggity
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To: Leo Carpathian

Lots of thousand dollar bills.


29 posted on 07/28/2010 5:02:27 PM PDT by ScoopAmma (We are led by the Resident -in Chief; aka part-time member of Webelo Troop 44)
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To: SunkenCiv

The bank probably charged him $100,000 because
he didn’t have an account there.

I wonder if they made him thumb print the check?
He probably would have.


30 posted on 07/28/2010 5:06:19 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Military family member

31 posted on 07/28/2010 5:08:47 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Military family member

One less Obama vote to worry about in 2012?


32 posted on 07/28/2010 5:10:09 PM PDT by DJ Frisat (How's that change workin' out for ya, Obama voters?)
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To: Krankor
dog treats still here too
33 posted on 07/28/2010 5:16:59 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: muddler

NSB (Not sufficient brains.)


34 posted on 07/28/2010 5:17:17 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The naked casuistry of the high priests of Warmism would make a Jesuit blush.)
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To: Military family member

35 posted on 07/28/2010 5:21:55 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: SunkenCiv

Actually, if you read the story, the teller got his drivers license and made a copy which she turned over to the police.

It he’d made out the check for a more plausible amount and attempted a split deposit he might have gotten away with it.


36 posted on 07/28/2010 5:22:24 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The naked casuistry of the high priests of Warmism would make a Jesuit blush.)
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To: SunkenCiv; Military family member
Ya'll know True Credit Report fired their band?

Need I say more????

37 posted on 07/28/2010 5:29:00 PM PDT by bigheadfred (One size fits all)
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To: Military family member

DOPE!
One word, so many meanings.


38 posted on 07/28/2010 6:12:25 PM PDT by Colvin (Proud Owner '66 Binder PU, '66 Binder Travelall,)
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To: Military family member
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39 posted on 07/28/2010 7:10:27 PM PDT by Sax
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To: SunkenCiv; stephenjohnbanker; Impy; TigersEye

Member of the Obama administration?


40 posted on 07/29/2010 3:43:24 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Want stimulus? Look to Harding, JFK, and Reagan. Tax cuts work. FAnnie/FReddie hurt.)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Not yet, but only a matter of time.


41 posted on 07/29/2010 4:21:34 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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To: SunkenCiv; Arthur Wildfire! March
Whew, that was a close one. Any other drive-through bank teller would have fallen for that in a second.

LOL. Tim Geithner now knows not to try this.

42 posted on 07/31/2010 1:54:14 AM PDT by Impy (DROP. OUT. MARK. KIRK.)
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