Posted on 08/15/2010 6:24:09 PM PDT by MrPiper
Nah, you're safe. Helen Thomas isn't allowed here because we're all RACISTS and she sooooo wouldn't fit in. :)
Just stop coming here, and stop posting.
Duh!
You profile states:
” Well, I did have a profile, until the Marxist got in office........... “
( ... quote from MrPiper profile )
So if you are going off the grid, then it’s probably best you do it quietly and efficiently. I’ve enjoyed some of your posts, you’ve been prolific.
“So, so long, brother. You take it easy. You’re home free.”
(... quote from Nate, in movie HEAT )
Well dang, I’d better start posting some treads myself, then. Christmas is right around the corner.
Btw, what other site did you leave? Just curious...
Rules? We got rules?
Awww shucks.. :)
Did your "delelted tread" have lots of double commas?
They're going to delete your freaking opus...
How screwed up is that?
Ron—You Magnificent Ba$tard! Lolol!
I guess we’ll never know how fast we need to go on bridges
Will not work for you, you are not the Piper.
I mean, they ain't a MrPiper opus or anything, but they'll have to do.
Maybe, but it was good mood music in the day.....ahem, lol!
Happens to the best of us.
It’s easy and quick:
1. Post a short essay (opus) detailing all wrongs
- both imagined and real.
2. Make your exit donation. We suggest $50 for
a very short opus. $100 for a long and laborious
opus.
3. Apologize for wasting bandwidth. This should be
as long as your opus. We suggest a minimum of 300
words. This is only acceptable in English.
4. Take the vow:
I MrPiper, do hereby vow and declare: Up until today,
I have been a big fussbudget-whineypants-crybaby. Even
though I am making a big fuss today, I will no longer
do so in the future. I vow that from today on, I will
no longer be part of of the Whining States of America.
From now on, I will do better. I won’t whine. I won’t
be a carping, whining, complaining fool any longer. I
swear that I will stay in a state of banishment, without
complaint, for a period no less than 90 days. I also
swear I will not try to sneak back here like some kind
of egg-sucking dog under a different username without
posting a thread asking for re-acceptance.
I swear this all on this 15th day of August in the
year 2010.
Really, that’s all there is to it!
OK, ready? No point in delaying this.
ampu
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