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Man blows himself up trying to kill a spider
The Telegraph ^
| August 31, 2010
| Laura Roberts
Posted on 08/31/2010 11:16:54 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: dighton
This is why I simply run away and let them have free reign of the joint. ;)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“Blimey! Hold me Guinness and watch this!”
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Clearly, as a tenet of womens liberation the spider killing duties now have to be shared. Ditto taking out the garbage. To do otherwise is to oppress women.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Perhaps the spider was a wearing a bomb vest and blew himself up to avoid capture. Now the spider has all the spideresses he wants and flowing milk and honey.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What was he spraying that caused an explosion like that?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The idiot kid from Dover, New Hampshire and this guy should bet together for a Darwin competition.
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posted on
08/31/2010 11:21:37 AM PDT
by
MIchaelTArchangel
(Obama makes me miss Jimmah Cahtah!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It’s been quite a day here on FR.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Almost eligible for an award nomination............
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posted on
08/31/2010 11:23:18 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Today, knowledge is common, but wisdom is rare.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
When asked to comment, noted Hollywood film star Wile E. Coyote had this to say: “Been there, done that.”
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
To: Anitius Severinus Boethius
Could be anything. Aerosol sprays can be propelled by volatile hydrocarbons, among other things.
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posted on
08/31/2010 11:27:19 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Michelle Obama: the woman who ended "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"There was an almighty explosion
ROTFL
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posted on
08/31/2010 11:27:46 AM PDT
by
randomhero97
("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: zot; Interesting Times
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posted on
08/31/2010 11:29:40 AM PDT
by
GreyFriar
(Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
To: Anitius Severinus Boethius
I used to have an apartment with high wood beamed ceilings....when I'd see a spider way up, I'd take a can of Right Guard, flick my bic and blowtorch him.
I did this tons of times and never had a problem; works great.
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posted on
08/31/2010 11:31:32 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Snickering Hound
I’ve shot porcupines that way. It’s doable.
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posted on
08/31/2010 11:32:30 AM PDT
by
gundog
(Why is it that useful idiots remain idiots long after they've exhausted their usefulness?)
To: Anitius Severinus Boethius
Aerosol cans’ propellants are often flammable and have warnings not to use around flames or to delberately heat up the can.
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posted on
08/31/2010 11:35:55 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: GreyFriar
Contestant?.... He's a winner!
To: Anitius Severinus Boethius
You'd be amazed at how explosive even relatively inert substances can be when aerosolized in a confined space. It's the same principle behind grain-silo explosions.
It could have been anything as tame as hairspray....
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posted on
08/31/2010 11:36:30 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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