Posted on 09/07/2010 5:20:37 PM PDT by Mister Ghost
I wonder if Boobs ever worked as a bouncer in a bar?... maybe the source of the bad blood is he kicked Butts ass one night
I could not agree more... you just can’t make this stuff up.
Well, you don't. Boob is dead.
And yet British MP Ed Balls lives on.
Yes, I know. I just had reference to the years before his demise.
It seems to me that people with bad names oughta go to court and change it to something more palatable. I can remember someone who did just that; I forget the prior name (but it was a ridiculous name) but the name he changed it to was Marshall.
Someone once asked George Gobel on Hollywood Squares if that was his real name, and he asked, "Tell me. Is 'George Gobel' a name you would change yours *to*?" In light of your anecdote about the name change, it is worthy of note: the name of the Emcee was Peter Marshall.
Boob is dead, Jim. . .
Boob is dead, Jim. . .
The game-host who changed his name was Peter Marshall. His son, Pete LaCock, played nine seasons for the Chicago Cubs and Kansas City Royals.
Right you are. First base/outfield. I love FR....the world’s foremost store of useless knowledge.
Police Sargent: Joe, I want you on Boob and, Mac, I want you on Butts.
Joe: Sarge, isn’t it Boobs, plural, and Butt, singular.
Mac: Yeah, Sarge, Joe has a point. And, besides, you know I’m more of a Boob man than a Butt man.
Police Sargent: You fellows don’t understand. I’m talking about a case. Joe, I’m assigning you Boob, and Mac, you get Butts.
Joe: So you want me maybe to impersonate a hooker? With one boob. Could be kinky.
Mac: And I don’t even think I want to know what you have in mind with me having multiple Butts. There’s kinky and then there’s over the limit. I think I’m calling the benevolent association. There must be something in the agreement to cover something like this.
Police Sargent: Are you guys a bunch of jerks or what. Look, what if I assign Butts to you, Joe, and Boob to you, Mac.
Mac: Do I get to wear Victoria Secret with the Boob, just speaking professionally, you know.
Joe: Me, with Butts, as in plural. Well, don’t ask, don’t tell.
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