Alternative ways, if you can’t burn it and want to exercise your freedom of speech:
Take out pages and put them on the bottom of your shoes when your walk around.
Give it to your dog as a chew toy.
Pour pig lard/grease on it or wrap it in bacon.
“Take out pages and put them on the bottom of your shoes when your walk around.”
Haha, that gives me a great idea :)
Anytime you see fresh cement, write the name of Muhammed in it. That way hundreds of people will walk on it every day for years and years!