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1 posted on 10/04/2010 1:30:38 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

And these people can vote...


2 posted on 10/04/2010 1:33:34 PM PDT by Little Ray (nO)
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To: nickcarraway

They should charge these idiots criminally.


3 posted on 10/04/2010 1:34:22 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: nickcarraway

Calender?


5 posted on 10/04/2010 1:50:02 PM PDT by cll (I am the warrant and the sanction)
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To: nickcarraway

“Hello, 911? The Bush girls are here trying to order drinks.” - Chuy’s Restaurant manager (Austin)


6 posted on 10/04/2010 1:51:31 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: nickcarraway
My toilet's overflowing, what do I do?

The power of the government has NO bounds in these folks' minds.

7 posted on 10/04/2010 1:53:04 PM PDT by Fundamentally Fair (If exercising the right to free speech invites violence, then girls in short skirts invite rape.)
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To: nickcarraway
"Screaming in my ear, 'I wanted the sausage, and he gave me the burrito!'" April McGill recalls from one call. "She's trying to force me to eat something off the menu that I don't want!" The penal code hasn't quite addressed customer service in the fast food industry, but that hasn't stopped Broward residents from picking up the phone and calling the police. People have asked for police escorts, rides to the liquor store and instructions on how to make meatballs.

Shows you how well the Democrats have convinced many that government is the answer to all problems. And they'd be happy to help with them.
8 posted on 10/04/2010 1:53:59 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: nickcarraway
"If it involves your toilet or your turkey that's a no-no," he said.

But, but, but - what if a person who wants to know if they can defrost their turkey in the toilet?

11 posted on 10/04/2010 1:57:47 PM PDT by GOPJ (Liberal violence against Tea Party: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFeUhSlHiUQ)
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To: nickcarraway

911 is a Joke - Public Enemy

Hit me
Going, going, gone
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Don’t you see how late they’re reactin’
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue embalm the goner
They don’t care ‘cause they stay paid anyway
They teach ya like an ace they can’t be betrayed
I know you stumble with no use people
If your life is on the line they you’re dead today
Late comings with the late comin’ stretcher
That’s a body bag in disguise y’all betcha
I call ‘em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
They are the kings ‘cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it’s compilation
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
It all adds up to a funky situation
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

911 is a joke

Everyday they don’t never come correct
You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
He’s a witness to the job never bein’ done
He would’ve been in full in 8 9-11
Was a joke ‘cause they always jokin’
They the token to your life when it’s croakin’
They need to be in a pawn shop on a
911 is a joke we don’t want ‘em
I call a cab ‘cause a cab will come quicker
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that ‘cause they
Flick you off like fleas
They be laughin’ at ya while you’re crawlin’ on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin’ you are first when you really are tenth
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 911 is a fake life saver

So get up, get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

Ow, ow 911 is a joke


12 posted on 10/04/2010 1:57:59 PM PDT by dfwgator (Texas Rangers - AL West Champions)
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To: nickcarraway

Some of this is crazy people, pranks and nonsense but way, way, way, way more of it is the sense of entitlement that some people have. Need a ride to the hospital and are too lazy to take the bus or a cab? Call 911 and ask them for an ambulance. Have a problem with the neighbor’s dog? Don’t talk to the neighbor, just call 911. It stems from laziness and a lack of a sense of personal responsibility.


13 posted on 10/04/2010 2:00:03 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard
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To: nickcarraway
"Screaming in my ear, 'I wanted the sausage, and he gave me the burrito!'"

So many jokes, so little time...

15 posted on 10/04/2010 2:50:46 PM PDT by kromike
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To: nickcarraway

When Gore demanded a recount in the 2000 election, this was one of the counties that Weird Al was banking on to give him the Presidency.


16 posted on 10/04/2010 2:56:45 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Slings and Arrows

I wonder what they say to 411?


18 posted on 10/04/2010 3:17:21 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

must be cold in NY. Time for reporters to migrate to Florida weather for their winter stories.


28 posted on 10/05/2010 6:31:59 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: nickcarraway

as one operator put it, “911 is if you’re dying. Do you understand that?”

Can you say that in Spanish?


31 posted on 10/05/2010 7:44:10 AM PDT by kalee (The offences we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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