Posted on 10/17/2010 2:34:53 PM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March
Here we go ...
http://www.newsfirst5.com/news/hazmat-situation-in-pueblo-west/
HAZMAT situation in Pueblo West
Posted: May 20, 2011 12:02 PM by Stefanie Boe
Updated: May 20, 2011 7:22 PM
Breaking news in Pueblo West-— 25 people have shown up at the Parkview ER off Highway 50 complaining of nausea, vomiting, and eye irritation. Ambulances from across the area have been called in to help and it has been declared a HAZMAT situation.
We have a crew heading to the scene-—we’ll bring you more as we get it.
That was too close for comfort!
We lived in Bronxville, NY in the seventies to early nineties and shopped for groceries in the AP!
I asked my wife what she remembers about this. She said that she threw out any Tylenol we had at the time. We’re aspirin people anyway except when one has a sensitive stomach together with a headache.
What a small world!
Thanks for the ping!
There’s absolutely no doubt in my mind that the world is 180 degrees from when I was growing up. Churches accepting sodomy, abortion, and even some now reading the Quran in church is beyond what our ancestors would have thought possible. What would have previously been considered an abomination to God is even pushed out as normal and acceptable. The absolute evil inhabiting the WH is beyond the comprehension of any true follower of Christ. Narrow is the way indeed it turns out to be.
The world’s been bonkers all my life, Brother Quix. I only understand crazy.
“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?”
“Yes. What can I do for you?”
“I’m calling to report ‘bout my neighbor Virgil Smith. He’s hidin’ marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.
“Hey, Virgil! This here’s Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?”
“Yeah!”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Yep!”
“Happy Birthday, buddy!”
LOL!!
Thank you for that fascinating and alarming post.
[Perfect for this thread too.]
LOL
INDEED.
INDEED.
LOL
SEIU Purple Army blunder of the day [Malkin]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2724728/posts
SEIU bosses got their members and local citizens in Hastings PA all worked up about an evil shale driller in their neighborhood. They organized a noisy picket, demanding that the driller pay more taxes and staging a theatrical tollbooth display in order to collect. Only…there’s no shale drilling going on in their neighborhood. And there won’t be. SEIU stands for Sorry, Error in Unionizing! [snip]
[A few more coming up ...]
Parents keep child’s gender secret
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2724136/posts
“The neighbours know Witterick and her husband, David Stocker, are raising a genderless baby.”
Teens Riot In Manhattan Businesses
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2724211/posts
“The video shows one of the teens throwing a chair and then running up to grab a donut.”
The 67 Miracles of Lourdes
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/2724328/posts
LOL!
[Thanksgiving email sent to me I thought you might like.]
Subject: The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Art!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Speaking of parrots...
Guy breaks into a house and while rifling around a voice booms out. “JESUS LOVES YOU”.
The guy was startled and then found a parrot.
“JESUS LOVES YOU”. over and over again.
Finally the guys says “STFU - enough of that”
“Whatever you say. Sic’ em Jesus”
Whereas the 75 lb pit bull latched onto his arse....
Moral...as long as Jesus ‘loves you’, things will be somewhat fine.
The turkey hid the remote, Polly.
Happy Thanksgiving, Arthur!
Should Men Sit Down to Pee? (Proof of the decline of Western Civilization)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3080123/posts
[The mighty Vikings brought low.]
Police order man to tone down Halloween display in honor of dead grandmother... ‘It’s making children cry’...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2464171/Its-making-children-Police-tell-man-tone-annual-charity-Halloween-display-honour-grandmother.html
[speaking of little weeping weiners ...]
Weiner: I’d be mayor ‘if Internet didn’t exist’...
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election/weiner-mayor-internet-article-1.1488260
VICTIM TO MUGGER: BACK OFF, I’M AN NSA INTERN!
http://washingtonexaminer.com/spy-shy-mugger-thwarted-by-nsa-intern-on-capitol-hill/article/2537252
Larry Flynt Opposes Death Penalty For His Shooter; Wants Torture Instead...
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/larry-flynt-dont-execute-man-649158
CRAZY: House Stenographer Yanked From Chamber Ranting About Freemasons...
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/10/house-stenographer-yanked-from-chamber-ranting-about-god-freemasons/
Motorcyclist arrested for going 140 mph tells cops he needed bathroom break...
http://www.pekintimes.com/article/20131016/NEWS/131019705
Miami Teacher Fired For Giving Students Alcohol, Condoms...
http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21011965802978/teacher-fired-for-illegedly-giving-minors-alcohol-condoms/
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