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Depends for my Pat Down

Posted on 11/15/2010 5:57:15 PM PST by garykfd

I'm gonna wear depends


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I'm going to LA to see my Daughter and her family on Monday 11-22 for T-Giving. I have an artificial knee (cobalt and titanium) so I can't get through the metal detector anyway and always get patted down when I fly. I think just for my own amusement I will refuse the porn scan and opt for the Pat Down. Just to add to the fun I'm gonna put some depends in my carry-on and wear some as well. Wonder where it will lead? Will I have to remove my adult underoos? Wonder what they'll say when they can't feel my junk?. I don't really care about the search.. I have no modesty I'd walk through the airport naked if I wouldn't get arrested. Might even pee a little in my depends. Take some vitamins so it's bright yellow. Can't wait to see what might happen. Adult incontinence is a terribly embarrasing thing officer...
1 posted on 11/15/2010 5:57:16 PM PST by garykfd
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To: garykfd

use lots of powder.. :-)


2 posted on 11/15/2010 5:58:36 PM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
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To: NormsRevenge

soros body scanners..
http://www.fireandreamitchell.com/2010/11/15/guess-who-is-profiting-off-tsa-body-scanners-george-soros/


3 posted on 11/15/2010 6:00:05 PM PST by biggredd1
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To: garykfd

I think I’ll wear a cup.


4 posted on 11/15/2010 6:00:19 PM PST by Never on my watch (Touch my junk and I call the cops!)
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To: Never on my watch

Or I’ll go commando in a kilt.


5 posted on 11/15/2010 6:01:28 PM PST by Never on my watch (Touch my junk and I call the cops!)
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To: garykfd

Great idea...keep us updated.


6 posted on 11/15/2010 6:02:00 PM PST by DouglasKC
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To: garykfd

Great idea...keep us updated.


7 posted on 11/15/2010 6:02:00 PM PST by DouglasKC
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To: garykfd

Please let us know how this turns out! We are going to LA in December and may do the same depending on your outcome.


8 posted on 11/15/2010 6:02:57 PM PST by MatthewQuigley
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To: Never on my watch

Great idea, I look good in a kilt!


9 posted on 11/15/2010 6:05:26 PM PST by WellyP
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To: garykfd

10 posted on 11/15/2010 6:06:32 PM PST by mylife
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To: garykfd
Eat lots of eggs and baked beans a few hours before your pat down. Wash it all down with lots of beer. Hold back all that gas until the guy gets up real close and personal and then let ‘er rip.
11 posted on 11/15/2010 6:07:11 PM PST by Upstate NY Guy (Gen 15:16 The iniquity of the Amorite is not yet complete.)
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To: garykfd

Adult Underoos? That’s funny!


12 posted on 11/15/2010 6:07:36 PM PST by POWERSBOOTHEFAN (The road to hell is paved with good intentions)
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To: garykfd
What, have you no FReeper codpiece?

Were you at least issued a FReecoder ring and a beeber?

13 posted on 11/15/2010 6:09:36 PM PST by piasa
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To: garykfd

Asparagus!


14 posted on 11/15/2010 6:10:58 PM PST by CaptainPhilFan
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To: garykfd
I'm thinking of wearing this, blue is my color.


15 posted on 11/15/2010 6:10:58 PM PST by COUNTrecount (Barry...above his poi grade.)
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To: garykfd

Have yourself a nice Mexican diet for a couple of days, and fill that thing to the point of leakage. I know it’ll suck, but take one for the team!


16 posted on 11/15/2010 6:11:01 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: garykfd

Why test the TSA and post this silliness?


17 posted on 11/15/2010 6:14:43 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: NormsRevenge
THIS IS WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING FOLKS!!!

....just a little nugget in case we forget!

18 posted on 11/15/2010 6:15:01 PM PST by RoseofTexas
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To: RoseofTexas

I heard a 54 yr old woman call Sean Hannity this afternoon and say she would strap on a tool if she had to fly.

I hope so.


19 posted on 11/15/2010 6:19:37 PM PST by kevslisababy
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To: RoseofTexas
Concerning the image scan of that male:

Did that very image come from a scanner at an airport?

We are told that the images are not retained nor trnasferred any place else.

If that image came from an actual airport scanner AT an airport, then somebody stored that image, right? It did get transferred, because it now appears on FR.

20 posted on 11/15/2010 6:21:55 PM PST by John Leland 1789 (Grateful)
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To: Never on my watch
Or I’ll go commando in a kilt.

Glè mhath, gu dearbh!!

21 posted on 11/15/2010 6:22:29 PM PST by tbpiper
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To: garykfd

In this day of lawsuits for everything, I’m surprised we aren’t seeing TSA screeners sue passengers for having to touch their junk (yea, I know, twisted..)


22 posted on 11/15/2010 6:27:43 PM PST by mnehring
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To: John Leland 1789

Hey, it’s on Drudge...read’em and weep!


23 posted on 11/15/2010 6:30:29 PM PST by RoseofTexas
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To: WellyP
Or I’ll go commando in a kilt.

Great idea, I look good in a kilt!

Well I don't and the TSA guy is gonna get a surprise when I bend over to tie my shoes.

24 posted on 11/15/2010 6:30:36 PM PST by Never on my watch (Touch my junk and I call the cops!)
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To: Never on my watch

lol funny stuff

People do use depends, wonder how they handle that?

The cup will just get you detained and stripped for sure. lol


25 posted on 11/15/2010 6:33:55 PM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: garykfd
I have heard of numerous accounts of TSA agents yelling out, "Opt out, opt out," when someone refuses the porno-scan. When coupled with the intrusive groping molestation in front of everyone, you really can't come to any other conclusion that this is a blatant intimidation tactic to coerce everyone through the scanners.

Everyone should yell out even louder, "I'm opting out, I'm opting out. This pervert wants to feel my #$%^&"

Then, as the pervert is feeling you up, groan out loud and tell everyone present how good he is and that he is very experienced. Then toss a $10 or $20 at him and thank him for his pleasure.

Turn the tables! I'm just sayin'

26 posted on 11/15/2010 6:34:26 PM PST by SlaveNoMore
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To: SlaveNoMore
Then toss a $10 or $20 at him and thank him for his pleasure.

Don't the airlines already charge for handling your bags? ;)

27 posted on 11/15/2010 6:40:58 PM PST by Never on my watch (Touch my junk and I call the cops!)
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To: garykfd

You’re killing me...I never laughed so hard. Please let us know how it comes out.


28 posted on 11/15/2010 6:46:02 PM PST by popsmoke
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To: garykfd
LOL!...


29 posted on 11/15/2010 6:51:27 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: garykfd

Just strap a LARGE salami down your leg...


30 posted on 11/15/2010 6:54:07 PM PST by irishtenor (All that I say, all that I do, is predestined.)
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To: garykfd

Why doesn’t everyone just dress like an Arab? Put a stop to this nonsense!


31 posted on 11/15/2010 7:23:38 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: garykfd

LOL! You crack me up!


32 posted on 11/15/2010 7:34:03 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: RoseofTexas

He isn’t circumcised!

Mrs Stick


33 posted on 11/15/2010 7:48:09 PM PST by stickandrudder (Another Bitter-Clinger! God-Family-Tribe)
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To: NormsRevenge

I am going to pull a Meg Ryan and have an organsm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nNhOH4Y0bI


34 posted on 11/15/2010 9:26:47 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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35 posted on 11/16/2010 12:25:17 AM PST by mirkwood
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To: Never on my watch

“Or I’ll go commando in a kilt.”

Man, I would *pay* to be there to see that play out!


36 posted on 11/16/2010 12:44:27 AM PST by PLMerite (Fix the FR clock. It's time.)
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To: John Leland 1789

Don’t be silly, of course they store them. How will they be able to prosecute someone in court if they don’t have the photo proof?


37 posted on 11/16/2010 5:25:18 AM PST by Vor Lady
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