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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... December, 2010
12-1-2010 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

Posted on 11/30/2010 10:25:25 PM PST by JustAmy




Welcome To....



'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.

Enjoy! :)












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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; december; friends; poetry
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To: JustAmy; MEG33; jaycee; oldteen; Billie; All
OK - I FINALLY figured out how to MAKE IT SNOW!!! (Of course I've only been trying ALL day.....)

Make it SNOW! (Click here)

61 posted on 12/01/2010 1:14:22 PM PST by yorkie (The images from God's Paintbrusth cannot be captured by camera. (Go take it in, before it is gone!))
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To: Mama_Bear; ST.LOUIE1
A note from my ((( Bro )))


Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man, that's interesting - I'm a woman!
WOW, just look at our cars!  There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!
But you're still at fault ... women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.
She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil witches.
Don't mess with them.

 


62 posted on 12/01/2010 1:17:43 PM PST by JustAmy (Darn Boxer and Reid still here. Continue working to stop the corruption!)
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To: JustAmy

LOL!!! I just got it in my email too. I didn’t see the punchline coming.


63 posted on 12/01/2010 1:19:17 PM PST by Mama_Bear
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To: yorkie

Well, that was adorable, yorkie. I shook those kids quite a bit...LOL!


64 posted on 12/01/2010 1:20:35 PM PST by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: The Mayor



Good afternoon, Mayor.
Thank you for Today's ODB lesson.
We appreciate you and your morning coffee.

Wishing you a Warm Fuzzy Wednesday on this snowy day.


65 posted on 12/01/2010 1:24:19 PM PST by JustAmy (Darn Boxer and Reid still here. Continue working to stop the corruption!)
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To: yorkie

LOL

I had those kids bouncing off the walls. They had a ball.

Thanks for the link.

Hope you are having a WF Wednesday.

I should give up on today and go take a nap.


66 posted on 12/01/2010 1:57:34 PM PST by JustAmy (Darn Boxer and Reid still here. Continue working to stop the corruption!)
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To: freekitty; lonestar

Yoo Hoo .... Calling Weinie.

It’s Warm Fuzzy Wednesday .... where is Weinie today?


67 posted on 12/01/2010 2:09:11 PM PST by JustAmy (Darn Boxer and Reid still here. Continue working to stop the corruption!)
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To: JustAmy

Thats a new frame, isn’t it? Its so lovely with that pretty red bird in it!


68 posted on 12/01/2010 2:52:35 PM PST by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: JustAmy
I'm here but lonestar has been busy and won't give me the password so I'm suspended in cyberspace...but I'm warm and fuzzy. It's cold here today.

Weinie


69 posted on 12/01/2010 2:57:53 PM PST by lonestar
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To: jaycee

Hi Jaycee.

I don’t think I’ve posted that red bird. It was made in PSP instead of PhotoImpact. I think I had forgotten about it and found it while looking for something wintery. :)

I’m not feeling much like doing anything this afternoon, tho I still have pings to answer.


70 posted on 12/01/2010 3:00:05 PM PST by JustAmy (Darn Boxer and Reid still here. Continue working to stop the corruption!)
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To: yorkie

Top of My Comments just now, and THIS is TOO, TOO cute! I love it, yorkie! See, people that can do that stuff just amaze me! And you have such a knack for FINDING these things!


71 posted on 12/01/2010 3:00:54 PM PST by Billie
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To: oldteen
#55 was to all of you as well. Sheeeesh! Okay, first I'm going back to Page 1 and start from there and will see #55 when I get there! :)
72 posted on 12/01/2010 3:03:15 PM PST by Billie
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To: lonestar

Ahhh ... poor Weinie.

Tell Lonestar that you need some time here when Amy’s isn’t full of cats! :)

I think winter has arrived. It has been cold this past week.

BTW ... FreeKitty was looking for you. :)


73 posted on 12/01/2010 3:03:42 PM PST by JustAmy (Darn Boxer and Reid still here. Continue working to stop the corruption!)
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To: JustAmy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooc5eJc5SHA&feature=related


74 posted on 12/01/2010 3:05:22 PM PST by lonestar
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To: Jack Deth

What sweet little fluff-balls. Thanks, Cat Man! :)


75 posted on 12/01/2010 3:06:16 PM PST by LUV W (Atlas has shrugged)
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To: GailA

Beautiful, Gail. Thank you.

Hope you are staying warm as you enjoy a Warm and Fuzzy Wednesday.


76 posted on 12/01/2010 3:08:14 PM PST by JustAmy (Darn Boxer and Reid still here. Continue working to stop the corruption!)
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To: lonestar

Thats adorable, lonestar...er, uh, was it Weinie??


77 posted on 12/01/2010 3:08:43 PM PST by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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To: jaycee
OK - NapTime is over, everybody!
And, THANK YOU, JC!

78 posted on 12/01/2010 3:09:39 PM PST by yorkie (The images from God's Paintbrusth cannot be captured by camera. (Go take it in, before it is gone!))
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To: jaycee

That was Weinie!...but one of my favs. I think it was recorded in 1954. I heard this version in a Mexican restaurant yesterday! LOL!


79 posted on 12/01/2010 3:12:58 PM PST by lonestar
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To: GailA

Gail, I just now listened to this and was so very touched. To think, Brad Paisley wrote that song when he was a little boy and wasn’t he good singing it? Thank you and I want everyone to hear this one! Thank you so much!


80 posted on 12/01/2010 3:20:11 PM PST by jaycee ((("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")))
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