Hmmm... BOFH Santa Claus! From Way back in my past as a BOFH and sysadmin myself this is from newsgrous alt.sysadmin.recovery:
> From: stevet@[deleted] (Steve Thompson)
> Newsgroups: alt.sysadmin.recovery,rec.humor
> Subject: Santa Clause is^H^Hwas coming to town.
> Date: 25 Dec 1995 05:46:39 -0500
> Some of you may be perplexed about the time you read this message. This
> will be because Santa never made it to your respective abodes, hovels,
> or machine-rooms. It would seem that his trip was cut short in Toronto this
> You see, Santa is dead.
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