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Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems.
Bullion Stacker ^ | 10 December 2010 | Lost in DC

Posted on 12/10/2010 11:47:50 AM PST by Vigilanteman

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let the kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. Then he goes and visits mosques.

Finally, the last straw.

He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC

Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!


TOPICS: Business/Economy; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: dc; debt; disease; obamao
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It is a slow Friday afternoon. One of my suppliers just e-mailed this to me!
1 posted on 12/10/2010 11:47:59 AM PST by Vigilanteman
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To: Vigilanteman

Whooo Heee, a real knee slapper. Had me going until I read the last line. Thanks, I needed that.


2 posted on 12/10/2010 11:49:50 AM PST by ReverendJames (Only a lawyer and a painter can change black to white)
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To: Vigilanteman

+1


3 posted on 12/10/2010 11:50:33 AM PST by Fundamentally Fair (Pictionary at the Rorschach's tonight!)
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To: Vigilanteman

could also add

Husband has a great government job, but
he hardly works. Whenever he can he slips out
for golf, and lately basketball with his pals.
He hardly is ever at his office, good thing it
is a government job.


4 posted on 12/10/2010 11:53:21 AM PST by updatedscreenname
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To: Vigilanteman

AAA+


5 posted on 12/10/2010 12:01:46 PM PST by B4Ranch (Do NOT remain seated until this ride comes to a full and complete stop! We're going the wrong way!)
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To: Vigilanteman
LOL, tis funny, but I guessed the signature after just the first two paragraphs.
6 posted on 12/10/2010 12:04:38 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: Navy Patriot

I guessed it from the title, but that’s because I’m a racist.


7 posted on 12/10/2010 12:18:22 PM PST by BykrBayb (Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ ├×)
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To: Vigilanteman

good one


8 posted on 12/10/2010 12:24:50 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: BykrBayb
but that’s because I’m a racist.

Seems a lot of Dems are joining us in BO opposition racism, lately.

9 posted on 12/10/2010 1:00:56 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: Vigilanteman

This is better than anyting I’ve seen on the Øbama Joke of the Day threads. Maybe you could provide matrial for him. . ?


10 posted on 12/10/2010 1:14:43 PM PST by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; NFHale; Travis McGee; AuntB; mkjessup; NormsRevenge; Grampa Dave; maggief; ...
Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let the kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. Then he goes and visits mosques.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC

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Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for two more years!

11 posted on 12/10/2010 1:40:26 PM PST by Liz
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To: Liz; yorkie

Thanks for the ping, Liz! QUITE interesting!!


12 posted on 12/10/2010 1:54:31 PM PST by tiapam
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To: updatedscreenname; Vigilanteman; Liz

Then there’s that faint hint of tobacco and those beer summits. I gotta tell ya.


13 posted on 12/10/2010 1:59:09 PM PST by wolfcreek (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsd7DGqVSIc)
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To: Liz

ROFLOL


14 posted on 12/10/2010 2:03:27 PM PST by hoosiermama (ONLY DEAD FISH GO WITH THE FLOW.......I am swimming with Sarahcudah! Sarah has read the tealeaves.)
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To: Vigilanteman; a fool in paradise
Dear Abby
15 posted on 12/10/2010 2:06:35 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Liz

LOL. Good one.


16 posted on 12/10/2010 2:19:33 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: wolfcreek; hoosiermama; updatedscreenname; Vigilanteman; freekitty
Michele O announced there will be a watermelon-rolling contest on the WH lawn
for fat kids only recruited from McD's------in accordance with Mrs O's "Lets
Move" initiative.

However Mrs O banned the actual eating of the watermelons---for obvious reasons (/snix).

NOT ALLOWED


17 posted on 12/10/2010 2:42:50 PM PST by Liz
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To: tiapam; yorkie

"Thanks for the advice, Abby."

18 posted on 12/10/2010 2:46:24 PM PST by Liz
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To: ExTexasRedhead; justiceseeker93; Impy

LOL-check out Posting #11!!!


19 posted on 12/10/2010 3:34:41 PM PST by Clintonfatigued (Illegal aliens commit crimes that Americans won't commit)
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To: Liz

LOL - thanks for the laugh...


20 posted on 12/10/2010 6:30:42 PM PST by GOPJ (Sharpton wants Limbaugh off the air- if you don't hate liberals yet, you're not paying attention.)
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