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Posted on 12/21/2010 6:50:05 AM PST by VRWCmember
Yesterday we had a thread about favorite Christmas albums, so today I thought I would post one to ask everybody: What are the WORST Christmas songs ever recorded?
Die Hard IS the best Christmas movie ever!
Also, I believe it's Life Day, not Earth Day.
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
(Simply Having) A Wonderful Christmas Time
Some song by Willie Nelson about pretty paper and pretty ribbons of blue......
I heard a rendition of “The Christmas Waltz” that sounded like Frank Sinatra that was absolutely awful because of the way he and the chorus that sang with him changed tempos so much that it sounded like it was anything but 3/4 time - maybe 8/7 or 6/11 or something. There was NO WAY anyone could even attempt to follow the beat, let alone waltz to the performance.
Never having the pleasure of listening to your voice, I would still say that Neil Young & Bruce Springsteen would fight it out for the number 2 & 3 positions.
I am afraid you'll have to settle for fourth place.
Dominic the F’n Christmas Donkey.
hee haw hee haw
drives me nuts.
Americas least-loved Christmas song is a Danish recording of Jingle Bells, performed in dog barks.
Peter Griffin Christmas
Didn’t Neil Diamond and BarBra both record Christmas albums?
Guess there is more money in Christmas music than Hanukkah music.
I thought it was "Please Daddy, Don't Fly Your Experimental Plane This Christmas!"
I don’t know. I haven’t listened to it in 30 years! (Hey, maybe I could get on Pawn Stars with it!)
Yeah, you may have a point.
There are some truly teeth-gnashingly awful performances of Christmas tunes that somehow found their way onto records and CDs. I don’t count those as “legitimate” since they are just cover tunes and were just cranked out to fill an album.
It is the big time production features that are obviously done “on purpose” and supposed to be impressive that turn out so horrendously wretched that crack me up.
Elton John’s “Step Into Christmas” is another one. What a terrible Christmas song. Yuck.
Neil Diamond did do "The Hanukkah Song"
Your Man Card is hereby revoked. All privileges are withdrawn. You are no longer allowed to watch football games and must substitute reruns of "The View" and Oprah instead.
Yes, I have Neil Diamond’s Christmas album....or is it two?
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