Hugh Hefner, 84, Engaged to Playmate, 24

omg! from Yahoo ^ | December 26, 2010 | Us Magazine

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Hugh Hefner's Christmas was extra, extra jolly this year: He's engaged again!

The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate, a Playboy rep confirms to UsMagazine.com.

Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," the Girls Next Door star wrote. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory...I got what I was hoping for for Christmas...Crystal's love."

To make his news absolutely clear, the mogul then added: "Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn't mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all."

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Possible Hottie PING for Crystal Harris?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This is hugh!!!

[Vaquero]

It's good to be the king.

[shelterguy]

“”The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend”””””””

Ick!!!! I have to go wash.

[Ouderkirk]

Oh, yeah she's smokin' hot.

And likely dumb as a box of rocks. She's 24, and engaged to the shriveled up king of Viagra?

[toldyou]

He looks so foolish. And I’m sure she loves him and is not after money or fame.

[Kimmers]

her family must be proud....hopefully she has a great grandfather, then Hef will someone he can relate to at her family functions....

[Perdogg]

There is hope for me yet!

[LauraJean]

Her parents must be proud of pimping out at such a big price.

[Huntress]

Dirty Old Man.

[whitedog57]

Reminds me of Harold and Maude when the Priests says “I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit.”

[Huntress]

Her parents must be proud of pimping out at such a big price.

That ship probably sailed when she became a Playmate in the first place. Her folks may be relieved that she'll at least get some financial security out of this deal.

[windsorknot]

Oh, to be young and beautiful, and tied down to the crypt keeper. (or is it crib keeper?)

[Rebelbase]

This “marriage” is about as shallow as it gets. Little missy will sign a prenup and in return get a full access mansion pass, TV face time and celebrity status.

Knocking boots with Hugh won’t take much time in between his naps.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

Whore.

[se_ohio_young_conservative]

Dang, I knew I should have bought stocks in Viagra Pharmacuticals

[Cisco Nix]

He’s already 10 years older than the average male lives. Wonder if he plans to raise a family?

[jimfree]

She will still have the body of a love goddess when Larry is gone and she will have a couple bucks. Who could ask for anything more?

[backwoods-engineer]

How many times does 84 go into 24? Not many, I suspect :-)

[LibFreeOrDie]

"When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,"

Yeah, Hef, 'cause she'd rather see your will than your willie!

[max americana]

I got an invite from a buddy here in Hollywood as a guest of his at the Playboy mansion’s infamous “Saturday Night Party”. Had the worst case of the flu and uttered a little prayer to the Big Guy upstairs ‘Dude, dont do this..not today” LOL.

[tumblindice]

“That will make the hairs on your toupee stand up straight.” The Great Karnac
The envelope please. What is, Hugh Hefner confuses his Viagra with his Rogaine.

[tallyhoe]

Yea dumb like a fox! How much she get when he dies if they marry?

[LibFreeOrDie]

Geez, at least she’s getting married. And if she’s a whore, what is he?

[RichInOC]

Disengage and get back to work, pops.

[steelyourfaith]

Gee, I hope someone reminds Heff to put his teeth in before the wedding pics.

[libh8er]

Such cynicism at FR. Maybe Hugh and Crystal share a cosmic connection deeper than most of us will ever feel. So what if she is 24 and nubile and he is 108 and decrepit ?

[miss marmelstein]

Not so dumb. He’ll kick off on the wedding night and she’ll gets his fortune.

[avacado]

I demand "social justice" now!!! Dang ol'geezer starting to get my dander up!

[Secret Agent Man]

A whoremonger. He sells em, he sleeps with em.

[HerrBlucher]

Yeah, but it would be fun trying anyway. Hef is absolutely pathetic, not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Red Badger]

And as Red Foxx once said to Aunt Esther, who called him a Dirty Old Man, “...and I’ll be a dirty old man until I’m a DEAD OLD MAN!”......

[Red Badger]

And as Red Foxx once said to Aunt Esther, who called him a Dirty Old Man, “...and I’ll be a dirty old man until I’m a DEAD OLD MAN!”......

[mohresearcher]

The bride will be spending their honeymoon trying to get Hugh out of the back seat of the limo.

[Revolting cat!]

What’s that growing out of her belly button? Is she an alien?

[Revolting cat!]

[upsdriver]

Hefner may as well enjoy himself now because Hell’s acomin’.

[Revolting cat!]

[toldyou]

“When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears.”

Good actress!

[seemoAR]

I wonder what happens when someone pulls the chain sticking out of her navel. {:0)

[fish hawk]

“What's that running down your belly......my love?

[SERKIT]

Hef will never die. He will simply dissolve and squirt out the end of his well-worn Viagra stick.

[varon]

I wonder what happens when someone pulls the chain sticking out of her navel.

It releases the catch and her butt falls off ;-)

[DefeatCorruption]

Oh, to be young and beautiful, and tied down to the crypt keeper. (or is it crib keeper?)

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May I borrow this line for my Facebook?

[gman992]

Personally, I think that you are guys are just jealous that he is still getting some....

Go Hef!

[Oldpuppymax]

And if he were an unemployed plumber, she’d love him just the same!!!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Maybe Hugh and Crystal share a cosmic connection deeper than most of us will ever feel.

Yep, he loves her body, and she loves his money.

[DemforBush]

Hey, more power to the guy, I say. I’m not even half of Hef’s age and I probably couldn’t get an ugly 24-year old to date me, much less a Playboy bunny.

[MisterArtery]

She’s dumb as a box of fox(es). As ABBA sang, “Money, Money, Money.!