An unemployed plumber? Where, on the Planet of Plumbers?
Posted on 12/26/2010 1:10:23 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hugh Hefner's Christmas was extra, extra jolly this year: He's engaged again!
The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate, a Playboy rep confirms to UsMagazine.com.
Hefner first Tweeted about it on Sunday. "When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears," the Girls Next Door star wrote. "This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory...I got what I was hoping for for Christmas...Crystal's love."
To make his news absolutely clear, the mogul then added: "Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn't mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all."
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Besides it really no ones business about it...as for unemployed plumber, another reason to get off your but and make something of yourself instead of wasting one’s life...coulda, shoulda, woulda...that’s the mantra of a liberal...don’t let it happen to you!
I'm sure there's a pre-nup, so I won't be surprised if she pops out a few young'uns to seal the deal.
She could try not being a prostitute for one.
...that would’ve been “butt”
An unemployed plumber? Where, on the Planet of Plumbers?
The Playboy founder, 84, is engaged to Crystal Harris, his 24-year-old girlfriend and Playmate.
Didn’t Anna Nicole Smith marry some old guy for the money? How did that work out for her?
I’d tear up too if he asked me to marry him. All you have to do is dress up for the wedding. Sex seems to consist of him watching his “wife” make out with other ladies, while he wanks his bad self. MARRY ME HEF..., I want to hang with your “friends” and “family”.
As per Nicholson in “Cuckoo’s Nest”: ‘That’s when she lights up like a pinball machine and pays off in silver dollars!”
Dirty old man..
Dirty old man..
When his fiancee was born, soon-to-be Best Picture Platoon was in theaters.
awesome song!
love that
She flushes....
I will say one thing for Hef -- he has lived his life the way he said he wanted to live it, all the way to the end.
I know that if it were my daughter I would be ashamed of myself.
To quote Chris Rock “ they don’t give out grades for fathers, but if your daughter is a stripper (or engaged to Hugh Hefner), you f***ed up.”
Really?!? I thought that would turn on the lightbulb in her head.
Her love will last as long as his bankroll does.
Pathetic old fool.
>if she’s a whore, what is he?
I’m sure you can answer that just as well as I can!
Just here for the pics. Thanks.
I wonder what daughter, Christine M. Hefner, thinks of her new stepmother? Daddy is such an embarrassment.
Nothing new here. You don’t even have to be rich; just rich enough:
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/01/national/01MART.html
That movie cracks me up.
If he wanted to get hitched, why didn’t he marry Holly Madison, who was dying to tie the knot with him? She finally gave up and moved on since he wasn’t willing to do the deed. She must be really miffed that the new gal is getting Daddy Warbucks to the altar.
I think the girl has worms. UGH!
GROSS! It is like being with your grandfather. No money in the world is worth that.
Hey folks, your Democrap side is showing, maybe like your feminist side. Hef is a success. Right idea, right time ring any bells. His business model should be taught at every College of Business in the world. He may not score in the top 100 richest, but who has lived better Buffet, Soros, Gates or Hefner?
Pablo Escobar’s model was a hell of a lot better (Had a more difficulty in selling his product too) than Hefner (Flynt and Guccione provided a better “product”, looked what happened in the early ‘80s to the Playboy Empire), too bad the Supreme Court did not rule that cocaine use was not protected under the 1st amendment, unlike “whacking it” to airbrushed chicks.
By the way, the only democrats mentioned in this thread are Hefner, Gates, Buffet, and Soros. Hmm, your admiration proves what exactly? Lie, steal, cheat, or provide material to the perverted are the only models that works?
Si, se puede; yes, you can.
Hef likes to watch.
:’) I can believe that she burst into tears when he gave her the ring.
Playboy’s motto was: Divide your age by 2 and add 5 when looking for a spouse, in Hef’s case he’s under divide your age by 4 and add 5 ?
Mr. Martin died on July 8, 1931. Two months later, Ms. Martin married his grandson, Charlie Martin. He died in 1983.
Barf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY&feature=related
I wonder if his Viagra-fueled VD spreading orgies will continue.
Well, you may be interested to know that he accepted her back again:
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