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Too Tubby for Tinsel Town
The Right Network ^ | 12-21-2010 | Brian Cherry

Posted on 12/28/2010 8:09:02 AM PST by The_Tick_01

Is Christina Hendricks too fat? I don’t know. Does Baskin Robbins have too many flavors? Is Rudolph’s nose too shiny? Was Mother Theresa selfless? Are the fellas from the National Organization of Women too shrill and judgmental?

Well okay, the answer to that last one is “yes”, but any guy with a functional “Y” chromosome and an IQ higher than of the average Sponge Bob character would answer a resounding “NO” regarding the lovely Ms. Hendricks and the state of her figure. Ever since she appeared on the hit AMC show “Mad Men”, Christina has done for the male population as a whole what Viagra is supposed to do for men in the throes of a raging midlife crisis. Of course her curvaceous figure is a break from what has become the accepted norm, and that means that the media is going to push back against this curvy anomaly.

Last January Christina Hendricks showed up that the Golden Globe Awards in a ruffled dress from designer Christian Siriano. New York Times fashion blogger, Cathy Horyn, quoted a stylist who said regarding Christina that “You don’t put a big girl in a big dress. That’s rule number one.” By now most of us know that the terms like “Husky”, “Rubenesque”, and “Big Girl” are just code words for “fat ass”.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: christinahendricks; fat; hubbahubba; madmen; trruebeauty; truebeauty; vavavavoom; weightloss; woman; yowza
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Sing it brother!!!!!
1 posted on 12/28/2010 8:09:08 AM PST by The_Tick_01
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To: The_Tick_01

I’d hit it! And then I’d hit it again, and again, and again. Well, you get the idea!


2 posted on 12/28/2010 8:11:38 AM PST by Doc Savage (Stay Thirsty My Friend!!)
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To: The_Tick_01

Serena Williams has “curves”


3 posted on 12/28/2010 8:14:40 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: The_Tick_01
Oh, dear...you all must Google little the NYT fashionista, Christian! What a horribly ugly little girlyboy. I do believe he is a bit jealous of this beautiful woman. Must really bother him that she has breasts and that men like them.

This little POS is probably running around screaming about Wookie being so fabulously fit and an INTERNATIONAL STYLE ICON! Bwahahahahhaaaaa!

4 posted on 12/28/2010 8:15:52 AM PST by Pigsley
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To: The_Tick_01

I’m a sucker for a redhead with big hooters.


5 posted on 12/28/2010 8:17:00 AM PST by Poser (Enjoying tasty animals for 58 years)
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To: The_Tick_01

Nice looking young lady there.She seems Ideal too me.


6 posted on 12/28/2010 8:17:31 AM PST by puppypusher (The World is going to the dogs.)
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To: Poser

7 posted on 12/28/2010 8:19:08 AM PST by Poser (Enjoying tasty animals for 58 years)
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To: Pigsley

8 posted on 12/28/2010 8:20:55 AM PST by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: The_Tick_01

A woman like her you can squeeze all you want without putting her in traction.


9 posted on 12/28/2010 8:21:03 AM PST by AU72
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To: Poser

hubbala


10 posted on 12/28/2010 8:21:21 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: The_Tick_01
I'm not necessarily a boob guy, but I still say NOT GUILTY.


11 posted on 12/28/2010 8:21:39 AM PST by Mich Patriot (...politics is the second oldest profession...it bears a striking resemblance to the first." RReagan)
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To: Poser

“Hello boys, get a good night’s sleep last night?” - Mel Brooks

“My eyes are up here Homer.”
“I’ve made my choice.”


12 posted on 12/28/2010 8:22:15 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: The_Tick_01

Christina Hendricks is fat in all the right places!!!


13 posted on 12/28/2010 8:26:04 AM PST by reg45
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To: Poser

She’s a Southern gal from Knowville. And they’re all hers!


14 posted on 12/28/2010 8:26:20 AM PST by Dick Bachert
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To: The_Tick_01

Real men like women with upholstery.

The fags that dictate taste in Hollywood want everyone (women and men) to look like their ultimate desires:

The skinny, angular hairless 14 year old boy.


15 posted on 12/28/2010 8:27:38 AM PST by EyeGuy (RaceMarxist Obama: The Politics of Vengeance)
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To: The_Tick_01

I kinda likee Renee Zellwinger as Bridget Jones, and Jewel Staite in Firefly, before she lost all the weight. This lady is definitely gorgeous.
Women need to have curves. Those size 0 models are creepy...


16 posted on 12/28/2010 8:27:45 AM PST by Little Ray (The Gods of the Copybook Heading, with terror and slaughter return!)
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To: The_Tick_01

17 posted on 12/28/2010 8:29:18 AM PST by Mich Patriot (...politics is the second oldest profession...it bears a striking resemblance to the first." RReagan)
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To: numberonepal

Hottie-pingworthy..


18 posted on 12/28/2010 8:30:12 AM PST by GenXteacher (He that hath no stomach for this fight, let him depart!)
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To: The_Tick_01

Not Guily


19 posted on 12/28/2010 8:35:43 AM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: scott0347
* guilty
20 posted on 12/28/2010 8:36:27 AM PST by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: scott0347

Not Guily?
:)


21 posted on 12/28/2010 8:37:04 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Mich Patriot

Last pic: Jeez, girl, lose the make up...look at yourself in post 7.


22 posted on 12/28/2010 8:41:24 AM PST by Adder (Part 1 Accomplished)
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To: Poser

Yeah; seeing “Christina Hendricks” & “Golden Globes” in the same sentence made me smile a lecherous grin.

BTW, my niece’s band played CH’s wedding; they thought CH was a real sweetheart of a person.


23 posted on 12/28/2010 8:44:20 AM PST by pingman (Price is what you pay, value is what you get.)
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To: The_Tick_01

Better than a Twiggy any day!


24 posted on 12/28/2010 8:45:18 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Mich Patriot

SCHWING!!

25 posted on 12/28/2010 8:46:00 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: Mich Patriot

That’s an unusually nice set of knockers you have there.


26 posted on 12/28/2010 8:46:41 AM PST by pingman (Price is what you pay, value is what you get.)
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To: Mich Patriot

Nice pair of knockers.


27 posted on 12/28/2010 8:47:24 AM PST by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: The_Tick_01

28 posted on 12/28/2010 8:48:00 AM PST by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks.)
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To: pingman

“they thought CH was a real sweetheart of a person.”

Could that disposition be related to not having to starve onself to maintain one’s figure? Just sayin’...


29 posted on 12/28/2010 8:48:09 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: The_Tick_01

Bookmark.


30 posted on 12/28/2010 8:48:09 AM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: Mich Patriot

“What knockers!!!”

“Why zank you, herr doctor.”


31 posted on 12/28/2010 8:49:37 AM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: The_Tick_01

Seinfeld: They’re real and they are spectacular!!!

Someone had to!

BTW - have y’all noticed how many commercials now feature extra large everyday peeple? i.e. Overstocked - Home Depot - Lowes - local auto dealers.

Huge is hot - apparently;(


32 posted on 12/28/2010 8:51:46 AM PST by sodpoodle (Despair; man's surrender. Laughter; God 's redemption.)
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To: The_Tick_01
Hollywood and the fashion industry are run by women and gays. This is sick.

Did you see VALENTINE'S DAY? Every one of them except Queen Latifah (sp?) was emaciated. It was gross. I thought they were supposed to be sensitive to this now. It's sick and sad.

33 posted on 12/28/2010 8:51:55 AM PST by Forgotten Amendments (I'd rather be Plaxico Burress than Sean Taylor)
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To: The_Tick_01
Hollywood and the fashion industry are run by women and gays. This is sick.

Did you see VALENTINE'S DAY? Every one of them except Queen Latifah (sp?) was emaciated. It was gross. I thought they were supposed to be sensitive to this now. It's sick and sad.

34 posted on 12/28/2010 8:52:10 AM PST by Forgotten Amendments (I'd rather be Plaxico Burress than Sean Taylor)
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To: GSP.FAN

Wow.

Her face is pretty, too!


35 posted on 12/28/2010 8:55:05 AM PST by Pigsley
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To: Poser
I’m a sucker for a redhead with big hooters.

They sunburn easily

36 posted on 12/28/2010 8:57:52 AM PST by llevrok (There is no such thing as the truth, only versions. - Martin Cruz Smith)
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To: Adder

Yeah, I just realized the second pic I posted is pretty bad, because of the makeup.


37 posted on 12/28/2010 8:59:16 AM PST by Mich Patriot (...politics is the second oldest profession...it bears a striking resemblance to the first." RReagan)
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To: sodpoodle
Huge is Hot in the White House...or so Wookie screams as she chases little Barry around the bedroom.

Poor guy. I don't like him, but can you wish her on any man? I think she has his “set” in a pickle jar in the back of the White House fridge.

Just imagine waking up to that...um...thing.

38 posted on 12/28/2010 9:00:37 AM PST by Pigsley
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To: Doc Savage

She is one of America’s finest Hitizens.


39 posted on 12/28/2010 9:01:32 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)
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To: llevrok
"They sunburn easily"

I guess I'd have to keep her in the house. :)

40 posted on 12/28/2010 9:02:20 AM PST by Mich Patriot (...politics is the second oldest profession...it bears a striking resemblance to the first." RReagan)
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To: The_Tick_01

If that’s fat, then we have truly put the anorexic look on a pedestal. She’s not even “Rubenesque” by any measure, and his woman had smaller breasts.


41 posted on 12/28/2010 9:03:40 AM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: llevrok

They rugburn pretty easily too...


42 posted on 12/28/2010 9:05:34 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)
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To: The_Tick_01

I’d go through that like Sherman through Atlanta!


43 posted on 12/28/2010 9:05:48 AM PST by Buckeye Battle Cry (Conservatives want a CHOICE not an echo - No more RINOs!)
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To: The_Tick_01

Like my dear departed drinking buddy Charlie used to say...”Thats what ****ing is all about”


44 posted on 12/28/2010 9:05:48 AM PST by Paddyboy
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

What?!? Price on request?!? Special order?!?

Oh. They’re talking about the dress.

Never mind.


45 posted on 12/28/2010 9:05:57 AM PST by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground - the Hogwarts of Stupid.)
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To: The_Tick_01
She is a dream!

And with the red hair!!! WOW!

46 posted on 12/28/2010 9:08:17 AM PST by Logic n' Reason ("It's the church I left, not the belief.")
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To: Dick Bachert
She’s a Southern gal from Knowville. And they’re all hers!

Reviewing my copy of Firefly makes me doubt that second sentence.
47 posted on 12/28/2010 9:08:33 AM PST by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground - the Hogwarts of Stupid.)
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To: Mich Patriot

Gene Wilder: “Great knockers!”

Terri Garr: “Thank you very much”


48 posted on 12/28/2010 9:17:20 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: The_Tick_01
christina hendricks,mad men,gif
49 posted on 12/28/2010 9:18:01 AM PST by smokingfrog (Do all the talking you want, but do what I tell you.)
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To: Vendome
They rugburn pretty easily too...

You animal!

50 posted on 12/28/2010 9:18:06 AM PST by Finny ("Raise hell. Vote smart." -- Ted Nugent)
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