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Too Tubby for Tinsel Town
The Right Network ^ | 12-21-2010 | Brian Cherry

Posted on 12/28/2010 8:09:02 AM PST by The_Tick_01

Is Christina Hendricks too fat? I don’t know. Does Baskin Robbins have too many flavors? Is Rudolph’s nose too shiny? Was Mother Theresa selfless? Are the fellas from the National Organization of Women too shrill and judgmental?

Well okay, the answer to that last one is “yes”, but any guy with a functional “Y” chromosome and an IQ higher than of the average Sponge Bob character would answer a resounding “NO” regarding the lovely Ms. Hendricks and the state of her figure. Ever since she appeared on the hit AMC show “Mad Men”, Christina has done for the male population as a whole what Viagra is supposed to do for men in the throes of a raging midlife crisis. Of course her curvaceous figure is a break from what has become the accepted norm, and that means that the media is going to push back against this curvy anomaly.

Last January Christina Hendricks showed up that the Golden Globe Awards in a ruffled dress from designer Christian Siriano. New York Times fashion blogger, Cathy Horyn, quoted a stylist who said regarding Christina that “You don’t put a big girl in a big dress. That’s rule number one.” By now most of us know that the terms like “Husky”, “Rubenesque”, and “Big Girl” are just code words for “fat ass”.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: christinahendricks; fat; hubbahubba; madmen; trruebeauty; truebeauty; vavavavoom; weightloss; woman; yowza
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To: scott0347

Not Guily?
:)


21 posted on 12/28/2010 8:37:04 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Mich Patriot

Last pic: Jeez, girl, lose the make up...look at yourself in post 7.


22 posted on 12/28/2010 8:41:24 AM PST by Adder (Part 1 Accomplished)
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To: Poser

Yeah; seeing “Christina Hendricks” & “Golden Globes” in the same sentence made me smile a lecherous grin.

BTW, my niece’s band played CH’s wedding; they thought CH was a real sweetheart of a person.


23 posted on 12/28/2010 8:44:20 AM PST by pingman (Price is what you pay, value is what you get.)
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To: The_Tick_01

Better than a Twiggy any day!


24 posted on 12/28/2010 8:45:18 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Mich Patriot

SCHWING!!

25 posted on 12/28/2010 8:46:00 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: Mich Patriot

That’s an unusually nice set of knockers you have there.


26 posted on 12/28/2010 8:46:41 AM PST by pingman (Price is what you pay, value is what you get.)
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To: Mich Patriot

Nice pair of knockers.


27 posted on 12/28/2010 8:47:24 AM PST by irishtenor (Everything in moderation, however, too much whiskey is just enough... Mark Twain)
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To: The_Tick_01

28 posted on 12/28/2010 8:48:00 AM PST by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks.)
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To: pingman

“they thought CH was a real sweetheart of a person.”

Could that disposition be related to not having to starve onself to maintain one’s figure? Just sayin’...


29 posted on 12/28/2010 8:48:09 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: The_Tick_01

Bookmark.


30 posted on 12/28/2010 8:48:09 AM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: Mich Patriot

“What knockers!!!”

“Why zank you, herr doctor.”


31 posted on 12/28/2010 8:49:37 AM PST by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: The_Tick_01

Seinfeld: They’re real and they are spectacular!!!

Someone had to!

BTW - have y’all noticed how many commercials now feature extra large everyday peeple? i.e. Overstocked - Home Depot - Lowes - local auto dealers.

Huge is hot - apparently;(


32 posted on 12/28/2010 8:51:46 AM PST by sodpoodle (Despair; man's surrender. Laughter; God 's redemption.)
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To: The_Tick_01
Hollywood and the fashion industry are run by women and gays. This is sick.

Did you see VALENTINE'S DAY? Every one of them except Queen Latifah (sp?) was emaciated. It was gross. I thought they were supposed to be sensitive to this now. It's sick and sad.

33 posted on 12/28/2010 8:51:55 AM PST by Forgotten Amendments (I'd rather be Plaxico Burress than Sean Taylor)
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To: The_Tick_01
Hollywood and the fashion industry are run by women and gays. This is sick.

Did you see VALENTINE'S DAY? Every one of them except Queen Latifah (sp?) was emaciated. It was gross. I thought they were supposed to be sensitive to this now. It's sick and sad.

34 posted on 12/28/2010 8:52:10 AM PST by Forgotten Amendments (I'd rather be Plaxico Burress than Sean Taylor)
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To: GSP.FAN

Wow.

Her face is pretty, too!


35 posted on 12/28/2010 8:55:05 AM PST by Pigsley
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To: Poser
I’m a sucker for a redhead with big hooters.

They sunburn easily

36 posted on 12/28/2010 8:57:52 AM PST by llevrok (There is no such thing as the truth, only versions. - Martin Cruz Smith)
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To: Adder

Yeah, I just realized the second pic I posted is pretty bad, because of the makeup.


37 posted on 12/28/2010 8:59:16 AM PST by Mich Patriot (...politics is the second oldest profession...it bears a striking resemblance to the first." RReagan)
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To: sodpoodle
Huge is Hot in the White House...or so Wookie screams as she chases little Barry around the bedroom.

Poor guy. I don't like him, but can you wish her on any man? I think she has his “set” in a pickle jar in the back of the White House fridge.

Just imagine waking up to that...um...thing.

38 posted on 12/28/2010 9:00:37 AM PST by Pigsley
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To: Doc Savage

She is one of America’s finest Hitizens.


39 posted on 12/28/2010 9:01:32 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)
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To: llevrok
"They sunburn easily"

I guess I'd have to keep her in the house. :)

40 posted on 12/28/2010 9:02:20 AM PST by Mich Patriot (...politics is the second oldest profession...it bears a striking resemblance to the first." RReagan)
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