"There's more to life than just being really, really good looking. There's learning yoga so I can surive the end of the world too!"
Posted on 12/28/2010 6:10:26 PM PST by rickmichaels
Ashton Kutcher is getting toned and tough - so he can fend for himself and look after his family following an Armageddon-type crisis.
The movie star and producer, who is married to health nut Demi Moore, fears a major U.S. energy meltdown is nigh and he's trying to get superfit so he can deal with the chaos that will follow a blackout or worse.
Kutcher discovered combat training Krav Maga last year as he prepared to tone up for his role in Killers and now he's obsessed with running, Bikram yoga and Muay Thai fighting with the French national champion - and he insists he's committed to his extreme workouts, so he can dominate in desperate times.
The 32 year old tells Men's Fitness magazine, "It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle.
"And people are going to go, 'That land's not yours, prove that it's yours,' and the only thing you have to prove it's yours is on an electronic file... People's alarm systems at their homes will no longer work, Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity.
"What happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I'm going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don't have to worry... All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end... I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about."
And he admits he tasted what life could be like after a major national or international calamity when he, Moore and her kids were left without power for 14 hours at their mountain cabin last Christmas.
He adds, "I got my guns out. We made a fire. We went to the grocery store... People were rolling in and out, clearing out all the shelves... It was like a preview."
Sounds kinda like a Jewish Gestapo Officer to me.
IMO, when the SHTF, Bruce will be the one defending his kids.
"There's more to life than just being really, really good looking. There's learning yoga so I can surive the end of the world too!"
i have foodstuff, water, guns & ammo secured, as well as gardening and food storage means.
yes, I laugh at Kelso
Kids.
Not that times should get so tough. But also that in places they already are -- see the Marine and his wife assaulted at a Florida movie theater story today.
Being ready to fight in extreme times will be a great handicap. It's the wrong attitude. The right attitude is "Survive!". A coward who is only motivated by survival easily bests a bold man of a fighter trying to dominate. Craftiness and no-rules efforts win, survival-wise.
Martial arts are great to learn. Great thing for the body and the sense of learning to control it well. But you have to drop the "let's fight!" attitude to survive.
Never fight to win, because you've already lost. Fight only when you've already won. Or fight to learn, in which case a loss may be more educational.
George Washington's life summarized the proper attitudes.
Muay Thai fighting with the French national champion
Lesson #1 - Fly a white flag over your bunker.
Lesson #2 - pimp out your women to the conquerors.
Lesson #3 - whoever told you to emulate the French (punkd you)
What about all the idiots getting their daily brainwashing in front of their 21 inch flat panel computer monitors?
14 hours?!?!? ROFL! Making a show about 14 hours is pretty silly.
That being said... electricity is the high priest of false security, and he’s right that society will turn to mad-dogs overnight when it’s gone.
Gee, nice to know that these Hollywood moonbats who are always putting down the rich and preaching to the rest of us, aren’t going to be willing to share a damn thing with anyone else around them. Pick off the neighbors and hoard the food.
We are the world, we are the children...
Watch out, it’s Ashton Kutcher! Ahhhhhh!
He should fear, his type will be drug into the streets along with political elites.
“What about all the idiots getting their daily brainwashing in front of their 21 inch flat panel computer monitors?”
Good. Acceptance of your problem is the first step towards your recovery. This link may help. It is a 12 step program. Best of luck:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve-step_program
He has nothing to worry about. He and Demi are Obama’s servants. I heard them say it in a video.
I just hope that when the SHTF or TEOTWAWKI or California runs out of money that he is near LA. He will not get out alive.
50 some odd postings, and not one good pic of Demi Moore. Who cares about Ashton ......
ummmm....he sounds like a conservative!
Oh, I see what you did there. I asked you a generic, non-personal question, but you somehow took offense to it. In self-preservation, you tried to imply that I have some sort of problem, that I’m brainwashed, and I need some sort of assistance by way of a 12-step program. So you linked a Wikipedia article on 12-step programs to somehow add “punch” to your assertion. That’s really original and not at all lame. Not at all. No sir.
And that was sarcasm. Should I send you a Wikipedia link?
Ugh, again with the TV bashing? Someone has issues.. and it isnt me lol
I doubt he knows which end to point, he`d probably blow his own arm off.
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