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Spider bite causes four hour erection
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| 03-08-2011
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Posted on 03/08/2011 5:25:19 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Grizzled Bear
Gives this album a whole new twist:
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posted on
03/08/2011 6:53:04 PM PST
by
Salamander
(I may be lonely but I'm never alone...and the nights may pass me by......but I never cry.)
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To: Kirkwood
“Damn it, Bones, why didn’t you tell me about the burning sensation?”
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posted on
03/08/2011 6:57:15 PM PST
by
Hunton Peck
(The second rule of leftism: When caught lying, lie louder.)
To: Red Badger
Its in the beginning, with the narrator describing the plot.
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posted on
03/08/2011 6:58:51 PM PST
by
ResponseAbility
(Prepare for battle and never forsake the Lord...unknown)
To: potlatch
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Obama, his Islamic-agenda NASA chief, and the Space Shuttle Captain could have used a “bite of the spider”.
The last Shuttle had a satellite to launch into space -
But Obama could not get it up!
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:01:18 PM PST
by
devolve
(. . . . . . . . . . . . "- we*ll bring a gun!" . . . . alias Jimmy Qaeda 2 . . .)
To: ResponseAbility
That’s probably why I missed it. I usually am getting popcorn and a beer for the first few minutes..
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:01:19 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(How can anyone look at the situation in Libya and be for gun control is beyond stupid. It's suicide.)
To: Red Badger; Slings and Arrows
How long after the erection subsides does it shrivel up, turn black, and fall off?
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:14:37 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
To: Red Badger
It’s not the crabs, its the spiders. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:17:31 PM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
To: Revolting cat!
Speaking of Spanish Fly, did you hear about the pranksters who put Spanish Fly in a guy’s milk of magnesia?
He didn’t know whether he was coming or going!
To: Red Badger
Bite me!
dvwjr
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:27:19 PM PST
by
dvwjr
To: martin_fierro; ApplegateRanch; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ..
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:28:15 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Red Badger; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Spider bite causes four hour erection. . . . Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death. Hmm, tough choice. I'd say it's a coin flip.
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:28:34 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(I'm thinking, I'm thinking! < /jackbenny>)
To: spodefly
I got a 4 hour erection I would be hearing something along the lines of “For God’s sakes, no! Not again LOL...me too
To: martin_fierro
I am afraid!
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:32:11 PM PST
by
Delta 21
(Make your choice ! There are NO civilians.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:32:44 PM PST
by
Daffynition
( DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
To: Red Badger
” Mildred, I am warning you, I let the spider out of its cage!”
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posted on
03/08/2011 7:41:14 PM PST
by
Candor7
(Obama . fascist info..http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: devolve
Wouldn't you know - it was a LADY SPIDER!!
117
posted on
03/08/2011 7:47:38 PM PST
by
potlatch
( ~*coincidences usually aren't *~)
To: Salamander
“I think it’s time we polled the women, here”.
Sorry Salamander! Not touching this one with a ten foot... uh, never mind.
To: potlatch
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Gotta have a place to hang your hat!
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posted on
03/08/2011 8:29:53 PM PST
by
devolve
(. . . . . . . . . . . . "- we*ll bring a gun!" . . . . alias Jimmy Qaeda 2 . . .)
To: potlatch
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- I took 2 spiders and am calling you in the morni.......
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posted on
03/08/2011 8:34:57 PM PST
by
devolve
(. . . . . . . . . . . . "- we*ll bring a gun!" . . . . alias Jimmy Qaeda 2 . . .)
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