Posted on 03/19/2011 8:04:19 AM PDT by big truck
*DEADLY TERMS USED BY WOMEN:
1.FINE-This is the word women use to end an argument when they KNOW they are right and you need to shut up. 2.NOTHING-This means SOMETHING and you should be wary. 3.GO AHEAD-This is a dare, NOT permission. DON'T DO IT! 4.WHATEVER-is a woman's way of saying F*YOU! 5.THAT'S OK-She's thinking long and hard before deciding HOW and WHEN you WILL pay for your mistake!
DEADLY TERMS USED BY MEN:
1.FINE - means OK you idiot, I tried to warn you. 2.GO AHEAD - see FINE. 3.NOTHING - means nothing. If pushed it can lead to something,usually an argument. Proceed with caution. 4.WHATEVER - is a man's way of saying you don't know WTF you're talking about, but I'm tired of arguing with you. 5.THAT'S OK - means I told you NOT to do whatever you just told me you did. Now YOU have to clean up/fix /correct whatever mess you made. Have fun
Sure.
I’d better bookmark this, because it could soon become the most important dictionary in world history.
You don’t have any passive-aggressive “trap” questions with no good answer in there.
Excellent. Now please provide the appropriate-gender definition.
If I get enough responses , I’ll bind and publish them. I’ll need a title though....
That’s another thread. These are simply word definitions.
Well bless your heart! heh heh!:D
His main point was that the brains of men are compartmentalized, much like a stack of boxes, or a chest of drawers. There's a work drawer, a marriage drawer, a sports drawer, etc. etc.
He said that the brains of women, on the other hand, are very different. Everything is connected, much like a ball of yarn. So when there's a problem with a relationship, for a woman, that affects work, marriage, money, etc. They think across all those areas at the same time.
According to him, men can isolate issues separately more easily.
Also, according to him, men have a "nothing" drawer. When you ask, "what are you thinking about?" and he says, "nothing", he really is thinking about nothing.
WOMEN: How Was Your Day?
MEANS: Just go ahead and say “fine”, because I want to tell you about MY day and that HORRIBLE thing my co-worker said to me and I swear that HORRIBLE woman is out to get me and I told HER something, all right, and then she replied to me and I said to her...ad infinitum.
MEN: How Was Your Day?
MEANS: Just go ahead and say “fine”, and my ticket is punched.
Woman: Does my ass look big?
Man: No baby, you look great.(Have another Big Mac heifer).
Not a verbal, but valid anyway:
Choosing to vigorously vacuum the floor, in front of you, while you are watching TV...
The absolutely, most dangerous words from a woman’s mouth are: “What are you thinking?”
My response that has saved my butt (and marriage) several times is, "I am pondering the reasons why my I have no thoughts. Can you help me?"
“Can I get you anything?”
“It’s okay, I’m on birth control.”
Bookmark this thread guys...your *life* could depend on it.
Where is the manual for the lower control panel? The upper one doesn’t need it.
Then dematerialize to avoid cross-examination.
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