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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

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To: Stoat; NicknamedBob; sionnsar

I will add you to my copy.
NNB cobbled it together from pieces of sionnsar’s lists that he could get.

I pieced the thread intro html together by ‘viewing source’ at the original posts by sionnsar.

Usually we reside on a zot thread to dance upon the smoking charred remains of the troll, but the quality of the trolls lately has been abysmal.


151 posted on 07/01/2011 8:45:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Stoat

Seems you’re already on the list.
Welcome aboard.


152 posted on 07/01/2011 8:48:07 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

Things are hot. Funny video! LOL!


153 posted on 07/01/2011 8:51:40 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: Anoreth; Tax-chick

You’d be shuffling around as one of the shuffling snuffling masses.
So get some shut eye while you can.


154 posted on 07/01/2011 9:53:53 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Anoreth

Don’t die ... and I don’t think Darksheare is old enough to be your uncle.

You can sleep on the plane, land here, have a beer (I got you Killian’s Red Irish Ale) and then go to bed again. We’re washing the sheets.


155 posted on 07/01/2011 10:14:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
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To: Anoreth

Washing the sheets, I might add, over the objections of the various bed-occupants, who insist that they were just washed before Easter, honest.


156 posted on 07/01/2011 10:15:43 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Dead weasel?

Try


157 posted on 07/01/2011 10:19:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
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To: Tax-chick

I like killians.
I’m bringing a large stack of things I meant to read but didn’t have time to.


158 posted on 07/01/2011 10:38:07 AM PDT by Anoreth (Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth

“I don’t think Darksheare is old enough to be your uncle.”

Well, I am 36 as of the 19th of June...


159 posted on 07/01/2011 11:08:49 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Lazamataz

The Ford Edsel was equated with “Dead Cell” and “Weasel” in customer trials...


160 posted on 07/01/2011 11:12:25 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m old enough to be several of my siblings’ parent. This means nothing.
I get to get up at three tomorrow morning, so don’t expect me to be coherent tomorrow night.


161 posted on 07/01/2011 11:16:35 AM PDT by Anoreth (Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; ThomasThomas; ...

Hiya Stephen! Hiya Everyone!

Happy Canada Day! 144 years old today!


162 posted on 07/01/2011 11:47:32 AM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Darksheare; Anoreth

Some of my friends have grandchildren older than their children, so in theory, Bill could be Darksheare’s uncle, more or less.

I figured you liked Killian’s.


163 posted on 07/01/2011 1:41:00 PM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
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To: fanfan

Happy Canada Day! Saaaa-LOOT!


164 posted on 07/01/2011 1:42:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
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To: fanfan

Happy Canada Day

Me older bro has lived there for 25 years.


165 posted on 07/01/2011 1:51:52 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Darksheare

*pant-pant*

I’m here!!!


166 posted on 07/01/2011 2:02:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; Chode; clamper1797; ...

Happy Canada Day, Fan!

And the rest of you, we have found our July home, thanks to Darksheare!

*hugs to both of you!*


167 posted on 07/01/2011 2:08:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: fanfan
w00t...!!!
168 posted on 07/01/2011 2:55:33 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Darksheare

It’s a good place to live. :-D


169 posted on 07/01/2011 3:22:41 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Chode; FRiends

Thanks Chode!

Happy Independence Day to you all!

The US is the best friend and neighbour Canada could have hoped for !!!


170 posted on 07/01/2011 3:32:56 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan
to the next 144
171 posted on 07/01/2011 3:48:13 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: fanfan

Happy Canada Day!


172 posted on 07/01/2011 4:31:31 PM PDT by Pippin (World's Tallest Hobbit)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Darkshear; Tax-chick; fanfan; All

Oi! I’ve been accused of lots of things in my life, but now to be called a LIBERAL! it’s insulting.

Oh the humility! I’m going to the castle and sulk in my time machine!

HAPPY CANADA DAY!


173 posted on 07/01/2011 4:35:57 PM PDT by Pippin (World's Tallest Hobbit)
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To: fanfan

“Happy Canada Day! 144 years old today!”

Shhh! a ladt never reveals her true age ;o)


174 posted on 07/01/2011 4:37:36 PM PDT by Pippin (World's Tallest Hobbit)
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To: Pippin; fanfan

oops! “ladt = lady”


175 posted on 07/01/2011 4:38:49 PM PDT by Pippin (World's Tallest Hobbit)
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To: Pippin; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Darkshear; Tax-chick; All

Who called you a liberal? ;-)

Happy Canada Day to you too Pippin!

Are you having a party?


176 posted on 07/01/2011 5:14:48 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Who’d you call a liberal? Are you having fireworks?

There were some going off last night (June 30?) over by where we were having the swim meet. It’s a pretty upscale location, but there’s an old development a short distance away that runs to redneck types and Mexicans, so that’s probably where the early celebration started.

My next-door neighbor usually has a professional-level (totally illegal) display that draws half the neighborhood. Don’t know if he’s doing it this year, since he has a daughter starting college; that may cut into his fireworks budget. DP and the boys are going to South Carolina to buy fireworks for us and another neighbor, and cheap gas.


177 posted on 07/01/2011 5:30:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
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To: Tax-chick
...DP and the boys are going to South Carolina to buy fireworks for us and another neighbor, and cheap gas.

DP is buying fireworks for cheap gas? Must be planning a big blow-out, eh?

;o]

178 posted on 07/01/2011 6:07:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL! Pat wants to do an experiment ;-).


179 posted on 07/01/2011 7:00:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
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To: Tax-chick
Me? I didn't call any FReeper on this thread a Liberal. That I know of.

We are surrounded by fireworks tonight.

180 posted on 07/01/2011 7:01:03 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Well, I don’t think any of us is liberal, so it doesn’t matter.

Someone on the NC Forum told me to spray my bell pepper plants with soap solution to keep Something from eating the peppers. Have you ever tried this?


181 posted on 07/01/2011 7:04:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
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To: Tax-chick

ThomasThomas needs to finish a walk way in his yard that is 100 ft long. He has 50 1’ square stepping stone 1.25’ thick spaced 12” apart. Lining the path on both sides is 300 red clay bricks 8”x4”x2.5” 150 on each side. The space between the clay brick and stepping stone is 1.5” on both side. Each bag of grave to be placed 1” deep around the stepping and in between the stepping stones is 3/4 of a cubic foot. The average gate of a man is 31” and the average gait of a woman is 26” How many bags of grave will he need?


182 posted on 07/01/2011 9:19:14 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
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To: fanfan

I wish!
Oh, I was called a liberal by another Conservative. Which is funny because back when I was a democrat, I was accused of being too conservative, LOL!

Go figure! Oh Well! On to the party!


183 posted on 07/02/2011 2:11:50 AM PDT by Pippin (World's Tallest Hobbit)
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To: Tax-chick

a 26 yr old conservative who doesn’t know the differance.
she’s a teacher, LOL! (also my niece)

But, hey! I clever disguise is working of she thinks I’m a liberal :o)


184 posted on 07/02/2011 2:15:10 AM PDT by Pippin (World's Tallest Hobbit)
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To: ThomasThomas

Four bags.


185 posted on 07/02/2011 4:00:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (It's a non-optional social convention, okay?)
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To: Pippin; fanfan; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ThomasThomas; Darksheare; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty

Happy July 2 to all our patriotic Americans and Canadians! Pray for our troops and their kittehs!

186 posted on 07/02/2011 4:04:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick

That’s so AMERICAN!!!

Thanks!

And good morning. My vigil here is nearly over, and I think I’ll be going home tomorrow, after I’ve changed the sheets on the Dowager’s bed, cleaned her room and her bathroom, and finished up the little cleaning that will be inevitably left by her.

It has been an interesting month, to say the least.

(Not to mention I got no pay for it.)


187 posted on 07/02/2011 6:05:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning! God will reward you!

I always get sniffly seeing the soldiers with their little pets. Everyone needs to hug a kitten sometimes.


188 posted on 07/02/2011 7:49:01 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick; Pippin; fanfan; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ThomasThomas; Darksheare; Cyber Liberty

Howdy! MIL wants me to cook a Mexican Food night.......ugh. I haven’t cooked Mexican food in YEARS. Mr Coldone is the cook these days. Anyone have a recipe for Taco Meat, or a Mexican Food one? I will look online later today.


189 posted on 07/02/2011 8:50:27 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: ColdOne

1 lb. ground beef
1 bell pepper
1 onion
1 can black beans, drained and rinsed

Brown the ground beef with the bell pepper and onion until thoroughly cooked. Add the black beans and stir.

1/3 c. water
1 pkgs. McCormick taco seasoning
1/2 tsp. cumin

Stir until fully combined. Simmer until water is evaporated. Spoon into corn tortilla shells or warmed flour tortillas. Top with shredded cheese and sour cream, if desired.

OR:

As taco salad. Place several corn chips in the bottom of a bowl. Add meat filling. Sprinkle with cheese. Tbs. of sour cream. Lettuce and chopped tomato. Add salsa or any salad dressing.


190 posted on 07/02/2011 8:55:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks you are a life saver!


191 posted on 07/02/2011 8:56:34 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: ColdOne

You’re welcome! This is quick and easy, and can be done with any ground meat, or vegetarian using beans and rice. And it’s easily expanded for any number of starving Scouts.


192 posted on 07/02/2011 8:58:08 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: ColdOne

Oh, that should be 2 pkgs of taco seasoning, if you’re using the meat and the beans. But don’t use a whole cup of water or it will take forever to cook down. And drain the meat after browning, if you don’t use extra-lean.


193 posted on 07/02/2011 8:59:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick

;) She is out now so I am thankful for this recipe. Do you know of a chicken taco recipe?


194 posted on 07/02/2011 9:19:45 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: ColdOne

McCormick sells a chicken-taco seasoning package, so you could use the same general recipe with cooked, cut-up or shredded chicken. Saute the vegetables first, and then add the chicken to heat. Or you could use grilled chicken strips, sprinkle with Southwestern seasoning and add vegetables, either cooked or crisp. I like my onions cooked.

You can also add shredded lettuce.


195 posted on 07/02/2011 9:44:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you!


196 posted on 07/02/2011 9:57:04 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: ColdOne

I just buy Schilling’s Taco Sauce Mix in the packet. No mistakes.


197 posted on 07/02/2011 10:30:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

Another good idea. I now have another day to do my homework MIL just asked and I said not tonight!


198 posted on 07/02/2011 10:33:26 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: ColdOne; Tax-chick; Pippin; fanfan; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ThomasThomas; Darksheare; ...

As I suspected, my being cast out here in the wilds of Pennsylvania has meant that my ability to communicate is severely curtailed.

Fortunately, I’ve managed to “weasel” my way into the local library for a short period, to at least get a message out. I have survived the journey, so far.

Thanks, Darks, for stepping into the breach. You’ve done a masterful job!

We should be seeing another impressive Fourth of July firewords show again this year. I’ll let you know if any arms or legs go flying through the air this time.

Welcome aboard, Stoat! I hope you don’t find it depressing if we tell you that you fit right in.

I expect to return to my regular bailiwick after the Fourth.

Y’all be careful!


199 posted on 07/02/2011 10:46:35 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
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To: NicknamedBob

“Firewords” ... so much for my vaunted copy-reading skills.

I kinda like it.


200 posted on 07/02/2011 10:49:42 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
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