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Man Struck By Lightning For Sixth Time
Greenville (SC) News ^ | 6-29-2011

Posted on 07/03/2011 7:51:21 PM PDT by Renfield

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To: Renfield

Poor guy. Man, even if he is stupid, some of the stupids out there have better luck...course we ain’t talkin’ bout his chickens.


21 posted on 07/03/2011 9:13:00 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Renfield
But when I woke up, I was all bloody and burned and confused and had my little chickens lying with their feet up."

Gosh, I hate it when that happens.

22 posted on 07/03/2011 9:15:17 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (We the People, acting in principle. It's the only hope for our free republic.)
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To: 1rudeboy
Dumbass should be more aware of his surroundings.

One of the doc channels used to run a "struck by lightning" piece.

A young woman, after being zapped three times in her life, moved
from FL to the relatively lightning-free San Francisco area.

I think one of the zots could have been avoided.

23 posted on 07/03/2011 9:16:05 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: EternalVigilance

I believe there are easier ways to fry a chicken..


24 posted on 07/03/2011 9:23:05 PM PDT by Max_850
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To: Max_850

Yeah. Burnt feathers don’t smell very appetizing.


25 posted on 07/03/2011 9:26:07 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (We the People, acting in principle. It's the only hope for our free republic.)
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To: Hoodat
SSSSSSxixtttttyyyy SIX!
26 posted on 07/03/2011 9:50:14 PM PDT by Kozak ("It's not an Election it's a Restraining Order" .....PJ O'Rourke)
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To: Renfield

Reminds me of the Bob and Ray routine about the four leaf clover farmer.


27 posted on 07/03/2011 10:05:24 PM PDT by Mobties (Reduce the government footprint! Let the markets work!)
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To: Renfield

Ill bet he pisses himself whenever hears thunder,


28 posted on 07/03/2011 10:10:52 PM PDT by Husker24
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Ill bet he pisses himself whenever hears thunder

Heck, struck six times, I'll bet he pisses himself when somebody pops an empty bag of potato chips.

29 posted on 07/03/2011 10:21:17 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: Colonel_Flagg

Goodness gracious! He thinks that could happen to anyone? Maybe once, but six times? Whew!

Thanks for the long-odds ping, Colonel.


30 posted on 07/03/2011 10:36:48 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: Mobties

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HANGnBFRLuc
You mean one of these?


31 posted on 07/03/2011 11:49:21 PM PDT by RitchieAprile
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To: Mobties

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HANGnBFRLuc
You mean one of these?


32 posted on 07/03/2011 11:49:46 PM PDT by RitchieAprile
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To: Mobties

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HANGnBFRLuc


33 posted on 07/03/2011 11:50:13 PM PDT by RitchieAprile
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To: Renfield

There must be something attractive about this man to lightning. It can’t just be coincidence, can it?


34 posted on 07/03/2011 11:52:50 PM PDT by Persevero (Homeschooling for Excellence since 1992)
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To: Renfield

Zotted six times!


35 posted on 07/03/2011 11:57:17 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Persevero

I think I would move to the desert.


36 posted on 07/04/2011 12:12:01 AM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: The Cajun

“I’ll bet he pisses himself when somebody pops an empty bag of potato chips.”

Dude, you don’t hear lighting coming....


37 posted on 07/04/2011 12:17:42 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Renfield

Jeez, after maybe the 2nd time, you think he would have invested in a lightning rod or something.


38 posted on 07/04/2011 12:18:59 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Boogieman

Magnetic personality?


39 posted on 07/04/2011 12:28:46 AM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Boogieman
Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.

Melvin Roberts: Yes, sir.

Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?

Melvin Roberts: Yes, I am.

Mr. McGuire: Plastics. Lightning rods.

40 posted on 07/04/2011 4:01:31 AM PDT by tdscpa
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