Posted on 08/02/2011 5:55:00 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
He will have big ears and be married to a fat Wookie Wife,who wears a Black Widow dress.
Btw, I am a minority half Latino and half white and I’m sick of this affirmative action bullshit. The real spiderman is a white guy and bangs a hot red headed woman named MJ, not a gay guy who played basketball at Duke named Reggie.
What if they could make Spider-Man a half-black, half-gay, half-Christian Spock-like assistant lecturer.
Whoa, watch it bro, I’m one of this dorks that likes to read an occasional comic, and I hold down a job, and don’t live in my mom’s basement. Seriously, my kids will probably like superheros like I did when I was growing up it’s fun, but when Marvel starts to pull this crap (making characters gay) it makes me sick to my stomach and makes me want to not give these losers any of my money.
Okay, I don’t want to hear any more of you calling Spiderman a racist homophobe! You got me?
Worst issue of Spiderman ever.
Tell me more about the real-life Spider-Man! I’ve never gotten to meet him, is he really a nice guy or is it all an act?
duh. Everyone who is anyone knows Spidey is gay.
Relaunched as MAHHvelous! Comics.
Next:
Tranny,lesbian, dwarf, Spiderthing!
Lighten up and learn to take a joke, jeez man you’re going to give yourself a heart attack.
Ultimate Nick Fury was made black so that they can get Samuel L. Jackson to play him in the Avengers movie. Samuel L. Jackson is a major fanboy of Marvel and really wanted to play Nick Fury, so he gave Marvel permission to make Ultimate Nick Fury look like him.
It was a Win for both...
You could someone else wear Iron Man's armor (and they have), and you can give the Hulk Bruce Banner's intelligence, and you can even put someone else in Cap'n America's outfit during the time he was frozen in ice, but Peter Parker is Spiderman.
Accept no imitations.
The Ultimate Spiderman, which was a comic reboot, which didn't catch on much, was the one who died. It's an entirely separate comic-book universe.
Like "Never Say Never Again" with Connery as Bond, when Roger Moore was the "real" Bond.
Is he bitten by a gay spider?
Then they can have a different Spiderman ... er ... person for each universe.
They could have lesbian Spiderwomen (lipstick and dyke), Chinese, Russian, Venezuelan, differently abled, senior citizen, etc.
Why just stick with two? Doesn't anyone have an imagination anymore?
Marvel just keeps kissing a** with the PC crowd doen’t they?
black and homosexual.....The down low Spiderman
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