Has anyone ever listened to the record of the Crepitation Contest...Paul Boomer vs Lord Windesmere in a farting contest? It was the funniest record I ever heard. Barney could set the standard for a 2011 such contest.
Back when I was young stupid and single I kept a cassette recorder nearby; every time I had to f@rt it got recorded. One day I took it into my boss’s office and hit `play’. It easily surpassed the campfire scene in “Blazing Saddles”. After he picked himself up off the floor, my boss demanded a copy of the tape. Those were the days.
Anyway, Barney Fagg stepping on a frog is no more gross than he already is, the worthless aging queen.