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Obama Birthplace Revealed!
His Master's Voice | 8/10/11 | HMV

Posted on 08/10/2011 10:11:54 AM PDT by Hillary'sMoralVoid

The mystery of President Obama's birthplace has been revealed, and it completely rewrites his personal history.

Obama's real father was a great illusionist and hypnotist who left Lebanon, Barack's actual birthplace, when Barack was a young boy. The father was known as the "The Great Shabwa" and he and on-stage-assistant wife, Mirta, traveled the globe performing magic shows. He was most famous for originating the trick in which a person is placed in a box and appears to be sawed in half, a trick that he spent many years perfecting.

While more details on this amazing revelation are still forthcoming, it explains much about President Obama. First of all, the worldwide travel explains our president's global perspective; secondly, he apparently learned from his father how to hold huge audiences in a nearly-hypnotic trance with his message of hope and change; and finally........................


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KEYWORDS: birth; obama; satire; vanity
it explains why he has so many half-brothers and half-sisters!
1 posted on 08/10/2011 10:12:00 AM PDT by Hillary'sMoralVoid
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid

Wasn’t it a manger in Bethlehem?


2 posted on 08/10/2011 10:13:47 AM PDT by Doctor 2Brains (If the government were Paris Hilton, it could not score a free drink in a bar full of lonely sailors)
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid

Blows my theory. I thought Obama just manifested one day on a hill above Harvard, fully grown and prepared to lead the backward nations of the world, starting with the US, to perennial peace and prosperity. But now I am not so sure.


3 posted on 08/10/2011 10:30:23 AM PDT by Robwin
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To: Robwin

And this new information comes from?

I never heard this theory before!


4 posted on 08/10/2011 10:37:43 AM PDT by neverbluffer
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid

hee hee hee

The Magic Negro


5 posted on 08/10/2011 10:42:41 AM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one)
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid; Fantasywriter
I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

6 posted on 08/10/2011 10:50:16 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid; Fantasywriter
I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

7 posted on 08/10/2011 10:50:16 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid; Fantasywriter
I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

8 posted on 08/10/2011 10:50:23 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid; Fantasywriter
I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

9 posted on 08/10/2011 10:50:32 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid; Fantasywriter
I am just sick of charlatans such as yourself posting this sort of disinformation when my scientific analysis, including DNA studies, Tarot readings, and tossing of the I Ching, have proven, beyond the shadow of any scientific or technical doubt, that the man we know as "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. (or II)" is actually the:

THE LOST DAUPHIN,
of France.

I would share my work with you ignorant savages, but unfortunately, anti-royalist factions of a violent nature have forced me into hiding under a pseudonym. However, I do have a PayPal account in the Cayman Islands and upon payment of $10,000, I will forward you an autographed copy of my seminal work on the subject (when completed.)

In the meantime. Le Roi and myself expect you to behave accordingly in the presence of royalty.

10 posted on 08/10/2011 10:50:41 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Folks, you can blame that multiple post on the library computer


11 posted on 08/10/2011 10:52:07 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Obama izzat u? (just kidding ;-) )


12 posted on 08/10/2011 10:55:55 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Obama will heretofore be known in history as the downgraded President.)
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid

He didn’t spring fully-formed from the forehead of Jimmy Carter?


13 posted on 08/10/2011 10:57:22 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid
Obama Birthplace Revealed!

The bowels of hell.

14 posted on 08/10/2011 11:05:06 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Lol. Worth repeating...or it had better be, anyway. ;)


15 posted on 08/10/2011 11:25:06 AM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Robwin

Yes, and they made a movie about it: The Man Who Fell To Earth. (movie with David Bowie)


16 posted on 08/10/2011 11:25:19 AM PDT by fish hawk (Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long!)
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17 posted on 08/10/2011 2:40:34 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Hey, if it’s worth posting once it’s worth posting 5 times.
We are discussing the missing Frog Prince, after all.

Vive la France!


18 posted on 08/11/2011 8:21:48 PM PDT by Pelham (OAA+bama, steering America's economy into the iceberg since 2008.)
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To: Pelham
Vive la France!

For you a copy of my exhaustively researched tome (when completed) for a low, low $4,995. But wait, there's more! If you act within the next 24 hours, I will include autographed copies of those photos of the Presidential maternal unit, as taken by Frank Marshall Davis, rendered in full color on black velvet.

I will not repeat this offer, unlike my usual posts.

19 posted on 08/15/2011 7:44:24 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Fantasywriter
Repetitio Mater Scientiae

20 posted on 08/15/2011 7:48:40 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Hillary'sMoralVoid
Wrong again. obozo, his real name, was actually born in Africa on the beach. He was placed in a basket and floated to Hawaii where he was found by Ann Dunham (she had been hoping for a puppy but took him instead). So he is not the second coming of Jesus Christ he is the second coming of Moses. That came to me in a dream last night so it must be true.
21 posted on 08/15/2011 7:53:42 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Kenny Bunk

I’m sorry; you must be mistaking me for someone who can read Latin. I am an uneducated rube; just ask any of the obot-trolls. ;)

Does it mean ‘repetition makes it scientific’?

I sure hope not—that would legitimize Algore. Repetition is all he’s got, and he’s not one to let actual science interfere.


22 posted on 08/15/2011 7:54:39 AM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: OB1kNOb
Obama izzat u?

Occasionally, I must set the record straight myself. Make no mistake about that.

Out of Office Reply:
This is an automated response. I am on vacation for the next few weeks.

23 posted on 08/15/2011 7:55:54 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Fantasywriter

Verbum sat sapientes.


24 posted on 08/15/2011 7:57:47 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Kenny Bunk
Repetitio EST Mater Scientiae.
25 posted on 08/15/2011 7:59:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Okay, you’ve gone from Latin to Swahili, right?

My guess translation was, ‘To err is human’.

Then I looked it up. Oh well.


26 posted on 08/15/2011 8:01:34 AM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Kenny Bunk

Good point.


27 posted on 08/15/2011 8:02:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Good point.


28 posted on 08/15/2011 8:02:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Good point.


29 posted on 08/15/2011 8:02:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Good point.


30 posted on 08/15/2011 8:02:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

Good point.


31 posted on 08/15/2011 8:02:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: Lazamataz

Rubric noted.


32 posted on 08/15/2011 8:08:18 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Fantasywriter

Asante sana memsahib,jambo.


33 posted on 08/15/2011 8:09:43 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

YOU rub Rick. *I’M* rubbing his SISTER.


34 posted on 08/15/2011 8:11:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: Lazamataz

Facetia bona!


35 posted on 08/15/2011 8:14:33 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

De clunibus magnis amandis oratio
Mixaloti equitis

mehercle!
Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt!

amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhythmicorum.
sed, ut scis,
quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?
colloquuntur equidem cum ista eo tantum, quod scortum perfectum esse videtur.
clunes, aio, maiores esse!
nec possum credere quam rotondae sint.
en! quam exstant! nonne piget te earum?
ecce mulier Aethiops!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur,
cum puella incedit minore medio corpore
sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos
virtute praestare ut velitis, notantes bracas eius
clunibus profunde fartas esse
a! captus sum, nec desinere intueri possum.
o dominola mea, volo tecum congredi
pingereque picturam tui.
familiares mei me monebant
sed clunes istae libidinem in me concitant.
o! cutis rugosa glabraque!
dixistine te in meum vehiculum intrare velle?
in arbitrio tuo totus veni
quia non es mediocris adsecula.
vidi illam saltantem.
obliviscere igitur blanditiarum!
tantus sudor! tantus umor!
vehor quasi in curru quadrigarum!
taedet me in diurnis legendi
planas clunes gratiores iudicari.
rogate quoslibet Aethiopes: responsum erit
se libentius expletiores anteponere.
o consortes (quid est?) o consortes (quid est?)
habent amicae vestrae magnas clunes? (certe habent!)
hortamini igitur ut eas quatiant (ut quatiant!)
ut quatiant! (ut quatiant!)
ut quatiant illas clunes sanas!
domina mea exstat a tergo!


36 posted on 08/15/2011 8:17:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Why did you post this, and why did you post it on Free Republic?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

mzuri.


37 posted on 08/15/2011 8:22:26 AM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: Lazamataz
Dux femina facti! Credo quam rotondae sunt.

Sed infandum iuves renovare dolorem?

38 posted on 08/16/2011 12:30:06 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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To: Kenny Bunk

.... et brevitas anima intelligentiae


39 posted on 08/16/2011 12:32:41 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (America. Could be too late to fix anything. And just a wee bit too early to start shooting.)
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