Skip to comments.BARBRA STREISAND - A HAPPENING AT STARBUCKS (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look at the photo)
Posted on 08/29/2011 1:47:44 PM PDT by doug from upland
Gee, deceptive advertising? This is her 40 years ago and it was touched up before photoshop was invented
When will it die? It will be a good day.
Starbucks’ new motto: Bad coffee AND bad entertainment!
Now, about Starbucks trying to become the next iTunes...fuh-ged-daboud-dit.
This is a real photo taken outside her house in Malibu. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
Paging Robert Smith.
She has BEAUTIFUL HANDS!!!
oy. I heard that Bette Davis said, “Growing old is not for sissies.”
CLASSIC. Even with the touch-up she is still a pig.
Seriously, how anyone drinks that muck I’ll never know... and their coffee is terrible!
Looks like a little gold GUN on her necklace!!
Retouched, just like their overpriced coffee.
You may enjoy this mocking entertainment =
I was just going to say that! She looks like a bag lady but her hands still look beautiful.
Never mind that. Can she still sing? She can sing behind a screen or under a burka for all I care.
As for the original promo, change that “Barbara Streisand - A Happening at Starbucks” to “True Turd - A Happening at Starbucks” === > More fitting.
Just like Starbucks, overpriced and fading fast.
Nothing funny about that girl. She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet.
Could never stand her catawauling, even before I found out what a lib she was.
That’s one ugly bag full of bitch, right there.
No kidding! Her kid would look older than that!
>>> .... BEAUTIFUL HANDS!!!
Probably because she never had to do anything harder than painting her nails (or rubbing lotions) a single day in her adult life.
But but, the Nanny loves her.
I have “Of Human Bondage” with Davis and Leslie Howard on DVD.
Quite the vamp!!
She was highly praised for her role in that movie, but I thought it was kinda over-acted and camp.
But back then I guess because of the recording and playback methods, a little over the top was ok. Maybe even necessary.
Barbra Streisand: Who is the boy I saw on the news report tonight? [Stan and Kenny point at Kyle] Hello there, little boy. Do you know who I am?
Barbra Streisand: Ugh. I bet you do.
*singing* I’m going-
Kyle: Aagh! Stop that!
Barbra Streisand: *singing* -where there’s lucky clovers in the f-
Stan: Ow, that sucks, dude!
Barbra Streisand: I’m Barbra Streisand!
Barbra Streisand: So?! Uh muh, so I’m a very famous and vey important individual.
Stan: Like John Elway important?
Barbra Streisand: What?!
Stan: D’you know John Elway?
Barbra Streisand: No!
Stan: Oh, so you’re really famous and important but you don’t know John Elway!
I critically acclaimed what’s up doc, but I think I was only 8 or 10 when I saw it. I seem to recall large bosoms and a bright smile, though.
John Elway can sing?
LMAO - check out this blind gossip piece from last week - the “funny” and “face” pointed to Barbra, but it appears to be solved now!
That hag needs a bag, over her head.
Barbra Streisand: “Well?”
Officer Barbrady: “Well what?”
Barbra Streisand: “You know who I am, don’t you?”
Officer Barbrady: “Well, you ain’t Fiona Apple, and if you ain’t Fiona Apple, I don’t give a rats a**.”
Barbra Streisand: “AAAHHH!!”
Officer Barbrady: “Ooh, what a b****!”
Respect my authority!
No More Barbra Streisand, EVER!!!!!!!
(Can you tell, that’s my favorite all-time SP episode?)
What happened to the barf alert?
LOL. If someone shows up looking for this, they are going to be surprised by the old hag who takes the stage. Sue for deceptive advertising.
Around home, most of us go comfortable and don’t look like fashion models. Gee, even fashion models don’t look like fashion models all the time.
Even Hanoi Jane Fonda commented in a recent interview that she had just undergone an hour and a half of professional makeup and hairdo and wardrobe. There was also a filter on the camera. They’re just humans like the rest of us; too bad we’ve elevated them to more than that because they just happen to be able to sing, or act, or whatever.
I got a Streisand CD one Christmas long ago. The giver got it back the next Christmas, still unopened. It’s been going around at Christmas for years now, still unopened, and I love getting it back just for the fun of having my turn passing it on - more fun than passing gas, actually. If you know anyone deserving a chunk of coal in their stocking, a BS CD does the trick.
There’s enough Botox in her face to paralyze Japan.
Wow. Look at those flap titties!
I can second that.....:O( goat granny.
Politics (and looks) aside, Barbra Streisand was the preeminent female singer of the second half of the 20th century.
If not Streisand, who?
Not Celine although she is, IMHO, a close second.
I’m your huckleberry.
LOL She nailed it.
She turned into Howard Stern.
>>> If not Streisand, who?
LOL! Stolen tagline. (I’m an old lady. I can do stuff like that...)
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