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American Man Arrested For Biting Snake [Took "Two Large Bites" Out of Python]
Telegraph(UK) ^ | September 03, 2011

Posted on 09/03/2011 4:43:56 PM PDT by Steelfish

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1 posted on 09/03/2011 4:43:58 PM PDT by Steelfish
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Imagine the foresight of the lawmakers there to have put an anti snake biting ordinance on the books. Those guys think of everything.


2 posted on 09/03/2011 4:45:31 PM PDT by DManA
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I had this girlfriend once who.......


4 posted on 09/03/2011 4:47:53 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a Permenant Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: DManA

The real fun stuff are the laws that were never taken off the books.

I once pointed out to my local police chief that the law said he had to pay me a nickle for every dead rat I brought to his office.


5 posted on 09/03/2011 4:50:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a Permenant Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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There was a bounty on lawyers?


6 posted on 09/03/2011 4:52:45 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Steelfish

Man bites snake.


7 posted on 09/03/2011 4:52:56 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (I'm sticking with Herman. No more second terms!)
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To: Steelfish

Oh...sorry, I thought this thread was about Obama and Larry Sinclair.


8 posted on 09/03/2011 4:53:24 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: Steelfish

It tasted like chicken!


9 posted on 09/03/2011 4:53:40 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: driftdiver

Yeah but the nickle was just too much so we kilt em and left em for the vultures.


10 posted on 09/03/2011 4:55:53 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a Permenant Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: Revolting cat!

It’s the OTHER white meat.


11 posted on 09/03/2011 4:57:36 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: cripplecreek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_eBuhHF5s


12 posted on 09/03/2011 4:58:06 PM PDT by Krankor
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13 posted on 09/03/2011 4:59:10 PM PDT by Bratch
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Snake bites man - that’s not news. Man bites snake - that’s news.


14 posted on 09/03/2011 5:07:08 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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America has gone insane, not the man who bit the snake. First of all, why would the law allow one the largest, most deadly snakes on earth to be somebody's "pet"? Getting loose, these full grown reptiles can kill and eat just about whatever they want to, including our pets and us. Secondly, snakes have killed so many human beings over the centuries that it would be impossible to track and count the deaths. So why the compassion for "poor" snake, and the arrest of the drunk guy who did it? In saner times in America something like this would not be criminal, it would make for a good laugh.

If that snake got loose and killed a human being, people in this sick generation would find a way to protect the snake from being put down by claiming "it was just doing what snakes do".

15 posted on 09/03/2011 5:11:47 PM PDT by jiminycricket000
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Was the human poisonous?
16 posted on 09/03/2011 5:13:43 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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In California they feel really bad about biting a snake, but nothing at all about killing unborn babies.


17 posted on 09/03/2011 5:19:19 PM PDT by bethtopaz ( www.rapturealert.com)
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Senk said he had no recollection of the incident after blacking out from drinking but felt "horrible as hell about it."

Dude. Like I had this weird dream where, you know like, I had the munchies and like, I saw this big like twizzler laying on the floor and I thought, "Like, wow, this is so convenient" so I reached out and grabbed and started eating it. I think it moved.


18 posted on 09/03/2011 5:21:07 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici ("Si, se gimme!")
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Lame attempt at being Bear Grylls...


19 posted on 09/03/2011 5:21:13 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: driftdiver
Why would you denigrate a poor rat with a remark like that!!!
20 posted on 09/03/2011 5:22:42 PM PDT by ontap
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