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The Ten Worst Heavy Metal Albums of All-Time!
yahoo.com ^ | 9.27.11

Posted on 09/27/2011 5:32:43 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch

10) Kiss - Music From "The Elder": There comes a time in every young man's life where he must confront the fact that some bands aren't meant to evolve, because when they do, they're worse. New drummer Eric Carr showed up just in time to be part of the worst album in the KISS catalog. It's a concept album, based on an idea from the man who would put his name on anything if it generated a buck, Gene Simmons. Before Loutallica, Lou Reed co-wrote three of the songs here. I guess, even crappiness takes practice!

Purchase instead: Kiss, Hotter Than Hell, Dressed to Kill, Alive!, Alive II, and a KISS pinball machine and/or coffin.

9) Def Leppard - Slang: The 1980s were over. Just as big hair looked kinda dumb and dated while everyone was flyin' the flannel, so, too, did big super-precise productions sound ill-fitted for the new decade when everyone whined. So, after Adrenalize sounded tired, Def Leppard went back to basics. Even drummer Rick Allen used an acoustic kit. But no one buys Def Leppard albums for their natural tone. Metal dudes buy them because their girlfriends like them. And their girlfriends miss the grand productions like they secretly miss their big hair! Be who you are!

Purchase instead: High ‘n' Dry and a case of Aqua-Net hairspray.

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To: Batrachian

Disposible Heroes and For Whom the Bell Tolls. Two of the best War Heavy Metal Songs ever. Well can’t forget any of the Maiden War Sons. Where Eagles Dare, Tail Gunner. Bruce Dickison was a lyrical genius with the War War two knowledge..


81 posted on 09/27/2011 8:43:57 PM PDT by crazydad
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To: GlockThe Vote
"iron Maiden has so many classics it’s not funny. phantom of the Opera , run to the hills, aces high, the trooper, Rime of the ancient Mariner, ANYONE?"

Flight of Icarus, Wasted Years...

82 posted on 09/27/2011 8:47:10 PM PDT by Flag_This (Real presidents don't bow.)
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To: Flag_This

I live in NYC and saw them a few years ago. Amazing concert! Maiden is simply amazing on many levels.

I have so much respect for Maiden it’s not funny.


83 posted on 09/27/2011 8:52:38 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: The flash mob who wonÂ’t leave.)
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To: southern rock

High N Dry was much closer to AC/DC. Pyromania was more glam.


84 posted on 09/27/2011 8:54:27 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: crazydad

Metallica - One
slayer - mandatory suicide, ghosts of war, angel of death

megadeth - holy wars


85 posted on 09/27/2011 8:54:37 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: The flash mob who wonÂ’t leave.)
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To: Flag_This

Maiden has a knack of making classic songs. The new stuff sounds classic to me. I think Steve Harris said something like “Yeah, we are really good at the 7+ minute song.” And they are.

Freegards


86 posted on 09/27/2011 8:55:40 PM PDT by Ransomed
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To: crazydad

I am more of an American Thrash Metal guy ala the Big 4, but maiden is incredible.

Live After Death is probably the best live metal album of all time.


87 posted on 09/27/2011 8:56:46 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: The flash mob who wonÂ’t leave.)
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To: Ransomed

hey made that song Mother Russia and I was shocked how well they captured the historical feel, ambiance, and context.

same w Paschandale song they did.


88 posted on 09/27/2011 8:58:43 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: The flash mob who wonÂ’t leave.)
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To: Ransomed

Hey if you want an amazing album based on USA history that is pounding - check out Iced Earth - Glorius Burden.

Tea Party anthems in that album.


89 posted on 09/27/2011 9:00:36 PM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: The flash mob who wonÂ’t leave.)
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To: matginzac

You know, if you just borrow your neighbor’s wheel chair for the night, the venue will shove you up front to the dis-abled area. That’d be a metal thing to do, right?


90 posted on 09/27/2011 9:03:47 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (welcome dies irae)
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To: who knows what evil?
Another of the BEST was mentioned as a screen name in post #13...'Rainbow Rising'. Dio, Powell and Blackmore unleashed...

I agree completely. I chose it for my screen name because I love the album so much.

91 posted on 09/27/2011 10:04:29 PM PDT by Rainbow Rising (I'm sick and tired of hearing about Warren Buffet's secretary.)
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To: matginzac
I’m down with Disturbed

I guess you haven't heard their globull warming song, yet. (Another Way to Die)

Otherwise, yeah, they have some admittedly great tunes.

92 posted on 09/27/2011 11:26:38 PM PDT by America_Right (Ron Swanson 2012)
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To: mnehring
He ~did~ have a nice album title, though.


93 posted on 09/28/2011 1:34:38 AM PDT by Salamander (Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garage_Inc.

I will personally bitch slap anybody who says their candy-assed version of “Astronomy” beats BOC’s.


94 posted on 09/28/2011 1:38:40 AM PDT by Salamander (Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
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To: airborne

He cut his hair.

Samson wept.


95 posted on 09/28/2011 1:39:30 AM PDT by Salamander (Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
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To: Bulwyf

Alice Cooper just keeps getting better.

“Along came A Spider” doesn’t have even one ‘bleah’ song on it and Welcome 2 My Nightmare goes back to his 70s garage band roots.

The mad man is immortal.


96 posted on 09/28/2011 1:43:41 AM PDT by Salamander (Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
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To: Ransomed

Like The Talisman and When The Wild Wind Blows.


97 posted on 09/28/2011 3:20:50 AM PDT by wastedyears (Attaaack Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch)
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To: Salamander

Check this out for a great song with Alice Cooper singing part of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uOP8JdJ1d0


98 posted on 09/28/2011 3:23:46 AM PDT by wastedyears (Attaaack Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch)
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To: wastedyears

“I’m the master of toys
and all you girls and boys
are welcome to my wonderland”

Oh, how wonderfully clever, dear Malice.
[but that wonderland’s a nightmare....]

;D

Thanks for that...it made my day!

[am I the only person who’d like to see Alice star in another *good* remake of “Willy Wonka”?]


99 posted on 09/28/2011 4:33:04 AM PDT by Salamander (Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Oh thanx - I never thought of that - love the idea and will let you know how it works...but I won’t get shoved into a mosh pit, would I? But then, maybe I’d get someone in my lap...
;-)


100 posted on 09/28/2011 5:00:42 AM PDT by matginzac
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