Grocery worker: I gave out semen-tainted yogurt

AP via MSNBC ^ | 8-6-11

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A grocery store worker accused of handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at an Albuquerque market pleaded guilty Thursday.

Under terms of his plea agreement, Anthony Garcia admitted he tainted a sample of the yogurt he was handing out at Sunflower Market in January. He also admitted putting some of his semen on a plastic spoon that he placed with the yogurt.

[cripplecreek]

One more reason I want nothing that isn’t sealed by an evil corporation.

[zerosix]

Jus’ doin’ the job gringos refuse to do!

[Baynative]

He should be facing more than just 3 years!

[mardi59]

I can’t wait until Bubba meets this jerk. He’s going to have more of his own product then he can deal with. Sick...sick...sick

[prisoner6]

Best reply of the week!

[EGPWS]

Garcia then approached a female customer and offered her a sample.

Homo's everywhere should be outraged by that sexist statement. /s

[mikrofon]

Refraining from making an analogy to a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor.....

[FredZarguna]

Clearly, a Federal regulator on site wherever yogurt is manufactured, packaged or sold, along with a new nutritional content label indicating the number and percentage of daily calories of semen in each serving is needed.

Or, we could simply enforce existing laws... which actually seems to have worked.

[NonValueAdded]

Portnoy, is that you?

[manc]

that is just plain sick, WTH is wrong with people today

[TangoLimaSierra]

after tasting the sample, she spit on the floor several times and wiped her mouth...

Obviously she recognized the taste.

[humblegunner]

Justin Bieber came back three times and wrote favorable tweets about it.

[politicalmerc]

Ok, I'm going to ask forgiveness right now be fore I say this:

WE know one thing, she spits!

Don't kill me the, juvenile delinquent in me wouldn't let it go.

[NonValueAdded]

I do have a Constitutional problem with this being a Federal rather than a State charge, however.

[cripplecreek]

Right up there with never buy a watermelon with a hole in it.

[SeaHawkFan]

Should have eaten pineapple the days before rather than green bean and broccoli.

[catfish1957]

In Albequerque?

He'd better call Saul!!!!!!!!!

[RetroSexual]

Saul would get him a job at Los Pollos Hermanos!

[drewh]

If the DNA don’t fit, you must aquit!

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Vile animal deserves a bullet in the head.

And had any of my family been exposed to such a thing, he WOULD get it.

[Repeat Offender]

Awesome that you attack a successful teenager that got his start singing Christian songs on youtube and has made several public affirmations of his faith.

It's not like there aren't enough real adult fags to make remarks about.

Do we really need to stoop to gay baiting Christian teenagers on a website dedicated to God and family values?

[IbJensen]

Evil, deranged idiot. Plays with himself and then passes out samples of Yoghurt! Society is better off if he masturbates into yoghurt samples rather than sire an offspring!

[humblegunner]

So you kind of groove to Justin Bieber, huh?

[Vaquero]

lets nut this filthburger....and release him into the general prison population, renamed Antoinette Garcia....

[Colonel Kangaroo]

It wasn't his first foul act. The man should have still been in prison with his history:

Garcia has a long history of sex crimes, including a 2001 incident in which he was caught masturbating outside an apartment complex and middle school. In 2004, he was arrested for wandering around a Wal-Mart with his penis "hanging out of his pants." As recently as last September, a jogger said he exposed himself to her. He also has a pending child molestation charge, KRQE reports.

[Darren McCarty]

If that jerkoff did that to me, I’d kick him in the nuts so hard, he’d never do it again.

[Delta 21]

I’m just sayin’.....

[AceMineral]

I don’t get the appeal of an insipid self admitted sissy.

[MayflowerMadam]

As Gallagher used to ask in his comedy show, “When yogurt goes bad, how can you tell?”

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

If he tainted the samples wouldn’t it be a different problem.

[tx_eggman]

Cleanup on aisle 9 - coke spewed on keyboard and screen

[tutstar]

That’s beyond nasty!

[familyop]

Just doing a job that gringos won’t do.

[Repeat Offender]

So you kind of groove to Justin Beiber, huh

Yup, you caught me.....next you'll say something about my mother.

With your obsession concerning Justin Beiber and his sexuality, I get the suspicion that you A. Have a man crush on a teenage boy, or B. Justin Beiber is everything you wish you could be.

I'm sure this exercise in quid pro quo is taking up lots of time at your NAMBLA meeting, but I look forward to whatever "witty" comeback y'all come up with.

[humblegunner]

Yup, you caught me.....next you'll say something about my mother.

I'm sorry she had to find all those Bieber magazines in your closet.

I'm sure this exercise in quid pro quo is taking up lots of time at your NAMBLA meeting

So far, it's you who are favoring and lusting after Justin Bieber.

Justin Beiber is everything you wish you could be.

Maybe YOU want to be a girly pansy dancy lipstick-wearin faggot.

Me, I'm already everything I need to be and it ain't that.

[Yorlik803]

He should have his kneecaps broken for this.
Anyone who tampers with food should be kneecapped.

[Repeat Offender]

Interestesing you had that photo at quick disposal....lemme guess copy/paste from your desktop, or did you just scan the poster hanging on the bedroom ceiling in your mom's basement?

Does she know you're using the internet to annoy FReepers when you should be looking for a job so you can move out by your 46th birthday?.....its next week you know, you may want to hurry.

[humblegunner]

Interestesing you had that photo at quick disposal.

I scanned your C-drive.

There's other stuff too. Kudos on the Filipino tax dodge.

[Repeat Offender]

My c-drive? Oh right, I forgot that was on there with the rest of the screenshots of your facebook page.....I forwarded them to “To Catch A Predator;” I guess I should send them your FR page now too.

[humblegunner]

You sound angry.

Did you Justin doll get bossy today? Hurt you again?

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Will you guys just cut it out? Sheesh!

[Repeat Offender]

Wow really? That last "comeback" was kind of a let down. Almost as big of a let down as when you didn't win back stage JB passes from the Disney Channel Sweepstakes.

I still hold to my original point that there's plenty of loony hollyweird faggots to pick on, we don't need to target underage Christians on FR.

[Sporke]

He’d better call Saul!!!!!!!!!

That is about the best show on TV!!! I might miss my beloved Rangers game to watch the last episode tomorrow. (and I NEVER miss a Ranger game)

[Sporke]

He’d better call Saul!!!!!!!!!

That is about the best show on TV!!! I might miss my beloved Rangers game to watch the last episode tomorrow. (and I NEVER miss a Ranger game)

[catfish1957]

I don’t think it’s an accident that my two favorite TV shows of all time... Breaking Bad, and X Files both involve Vince Gilligan. I never thought that Cranston was ever that great (sans Malcolm in the Middle), but his performance in this show maybe the best in TV history.

[Sporke]

I liked Cranton on Malcolm, but I agree, his performance on Breaking Bad is incredible. The whole cast is great...

[Salamander]

Why?
You got a complaint?

;]