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Woman allegedly beaten with frozen armadillo
Houston Chronicle ^ | October 21, 2011

Posted on 10/21/2011 5:28:55 PM PDT by Gamecock

Dallas police are on the lookout for a man who could face assault charges for throwing a frozen armadillo at a 57-year-old woman near Dallas.

The woman, My Fox Dallas-Fort Worth reports, met the man in a parking lot to purchase the armadillo carcass, which she planned to eat.

During a fight over its price, he hit her with the animal in the leg and the chest, leaving bruises on her body.

(Excerpt) Read more at blog.chron.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: armadillo; tx; wtf
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1 posted on 10/21/2011 5:29:02 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


2 posted on 10/21/2011 5:30:51 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Gamecock

Sounds like a scene out of “Mad Max”.


3 posted on 10/21/2011 5:31:01 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Stop Government Greed Now!!!!)
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To: Gamecock

I’m telling PETA.


4 posted on 10/21/2011 5:31:16 PM PDT by GSWarrior (Click HERE to expand this tagline)
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To: Larry Lucido

Thoughts?


5 posted on 10/21/2011 5:31:28 PM PDT by Gamecock (“I’m so thankful for [the] active obedience of Christ. No hope without it.” JGM)
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To: Gamecock

I always say, nothing good can come from meeting a man in a parking lot to purchase a fozen armadillo carcass


6 posted on 10/21/2011 5:34:46 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Gamecock

Armadillo: It tastes like chicken...


7 posted on 10/21/2011 5:35:28 PM PDT by Beaten Valve
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To: Gamecock

Probably not the first time a woman has been injured with an armored-dil....oh, never mind...


8 posted on 10/21/2011 5:35:41 PM PDT by twister881
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To: Gamecock

Good thing he didn’t throw a frozen Iranian dictator!


9 posted on 10/21/2011 5:36:59 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Gamecock

When the riots erupted in the UK they had no guns so they flocked to the internet to purchase bats to protect themselves. We need not worry, I will sleep good tonight knowing I have a weapon in my freezer


10 posted on 10/21/2011 5:37:51 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (V)
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To: Gamecock
What better than a tasty meal that comes with its own carrying case?

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11 posted on 10/21/2011 5:39:46 PM PDT by digger48
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To: Gamecock

If frozen armadillos are outlawed, only outlaws will have frozen armadillos.


12 posted on 10/21/2011 5:40:09 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: Gamecock; JoeProBono
Hippodillo ping.


13 posted on 10/21/2011 5:41:20 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: CrazyIvan
Lybian! Frozen brain here!
14 posted on 10/21/2011 5:41:35 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Gamecock
I hate people who throw food.


15 posted on 10/21/2011 5:42:06 PM PDT by South40 ('Heartless' since 1957)
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To: Gamecock

conclusion...... armadillos are for beating, not for eating


16 posted on 10/21/2011 5:42:37 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 ..posted from the great river road)
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To: Gamecock
Thoughts?

I think if I thought about this my brain'd have to be sent back to the factory for relining.

17 posted on 10/21/2011 5:48:24 PM PDT by Grut
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To: 50mm

18 posted on 10/21/2011 5:48:54 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Gamecock

We must have more and better frozen armadillo control laws.
A civilized society cannot permit the continuation of this type of brutal conduct.

At a minimum there should be a requirement for a background check and a three day waiting period to prevent these frozen cadavers from getting in the hands of potentially violent people - especially while they may be looking for a frozen armadillo while caught up in a moment of rage.

Serious consideration should also be given to creating “Frozen Armadillo Free Zones” with zero tolerance for any infraction.


19 posted on 10/21/2011 5:50:45 PM PDT by Iron Munro ('We do have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them.' -- Mitt Romney)
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To: Gamecock
Check the armadillo carcass for cocaine. I'll bet that's why they were haggling over price.
20 posted on 10/21/2011 5:51:33 PM PDT by Ken H (They are running out of other people's money. )
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