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I've heard Herman Cain is weak on Foreign Policy.
various | 11/6/11 | me

Posted on 11/06/2011 12:12:04 PM PST by mdittmar

So I have a question for Him!

What is the capital of Assyria?


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KEYWORDS: assyria; uzbekibekibeki; vanity
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To: mdittmar

Does anybody still wonder who hired Craig Livingstone?


51 posted on 11/06/2011 12:42:56 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Paladin2

Where is Uranus?

Out shopping I think


52 posted on 11/06/2011 12:44:40 PM PST by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: magritte

Where is Zombama real birth certificate that mama gave him and he should have it in pssesion, old wrinkled, worn out??? Hmmmm?
(Not fricken photoshoped ceeertifications)


53 posted on 11/06/2011 12:44:59 PM PST by Leo Carpathian (fffffFRrrreeeeepppeeee-ssed!)
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To: mdittmar

What temperature is the earth supposed to be?


54 posted on 11/06/2011 12:45:33 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: spokeshave

>>WIth clarity....identify those who are our enemies.....and stop giving them money.

Exactly! That is all a President of the United States needs to know. If we need a Geography Bee winner, we’ll get some Indian kid with a private school education.


55 posted on 11/06/2011 12:49:53 PM PST by Bryanw92 (The solution to fix Congress: Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!)
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To: Free Vulcan
How many Naugas does it take to make a naugahyde chair


56 posted on 11/06/2011 12:49:57 PM PST by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: mdittmar

Who did u hear that from?

Someone u know, knows someone, who knows someone that knows someone that offered an opinion?


57 posted on 11/06/2011 12:50:03 PM PST by tennmountainman
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To: mdittmar
Do you think Alan Mullaly (CEO of Ford) knows the original sales price of an Edsel? Or its production cost?

Do you think he should?

58 posted on 11/06/2011 12:50:46 PM PST by RoosterRedux (Politics ain't beanbag!)
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To: BobL

Laz?


59 posted on 11/06/2011 12:50:54 PM PST by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: mdittmar
"What is the capital of Assyria?"

Damasscus?
60 posted on 11/06/2011 12:51:33 PM PST by CowboyJay ("Rick Perry has more red flags than a May Day parade." - fieldmarshalj)
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To: mdittmar

It’s simple enough...kick out the foreigners.

That will be the policy.


61 posted on 11/06/2011 12:52:41 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: mdittmar

How many screws hold the siding onto your single wide?

Do u know?


62 posted on 11/06/2011 12:52:43 PM PST by tennmountainman
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To: mdittmar
How low should one bow when meeting the Assyrian head of state?
63 posted on 11/06/2011 12:53:06 PM PST by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: dead

Webb Hubble did you know Chelsea’s real baby daddy


64 posted on 11/06/2011 12:53:35 PM PST by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: dps.inspect

Nimrod was a nephilim (or so some say).


65 posted on 11/06/2011 12:54:10 PM PST by RoosterRedux (Politics ain't beanbag!)
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To: tennmountainman

Not enough when the wind blows;)


66 posted on 11/06/2011 12:56:00 PM PST by mdittmar (i)
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To: Old Sarge

;D


67 posted on 11/06/2011 1:04:13 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: montag813

LOL


68 posted on 11/06/2011 1:06:04 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: mdittmar

As long as Herman Cain knows where the US Borders & Coastlines are, what other what other geographical facts does he need to be aware of?>


69 posted on 11/06/2011 1:07:33 PM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: mdittmar
Okay, what is the capital of my butt.

Lets see, Romney could probably answer that, do you want him, Cain or the community activist/socialist/commie.

Any questions?

70 posted on 11/06/2011 1:10:34 PM PST by #1CTYankee (That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
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To: Christian Engineer Mass
Capitals meant less back then though i’m pretty sure.

Oh, I don't know about that. About half the commenters on FR don't use capitals.

71 posted on 11/06/2011 1:10:53 PM PST by BfloGuy (Even the opponents of Socialism are dominated by socialist ideas.)
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To: Free Vulcan
The gentle, noble Naugas were hunted to extinction.

I hope all you La-Z-Boy buyers are happy.

72 posted on 11/06/2011 1:11:29 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: al baby

Oh, c’mon now.

What are the odds of Laz getting ZOTted?


73 posted on 11/06/2011 1:12:55 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: mdittmar
Where is the border to Mexico and who defends it?

What former superpower was crushed by out of control deficit spending, incompetent leadership and an overwhelming dependency on government by it's socialist weenies?

How many foreign leaders can an incompetent fool of a POTUS bow to in a single term in the White House?

74 posted on 11/06/2011 1:15:12 PM PST by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: BobL

Who was zotted today? Is there a Zot wall of shame?


75 posted on 11/06/2011 1:18:12 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: mdittmar

Santa Cruz...

Your point, Mr Assad?


76 posted on 11/06/2011 1:18:47 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Salamander

I miss the old Naugas,still remember when they roamed free.


77 posted on 11/06/2011 1:19:10 PM PST by mdittmar (i)
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To: al baby

The War of Spanish Succession involved Queen Anne’s War...discuss.


78 posted on 11/06/2011 1:19:13 PM PST by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must...)
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To: tennmountainman

2012


79 posted on 11/06/2011 1:27:41 PM PST by al baby (Is that old windbag still on the air ?)
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To: mdittmar

So will I.

The sound of their soft hooves rumbling majestically o’er Melamine plains and through Formica forests was indeed breath-taking and inspiring.

[may it never be revealed what magical beasts Pleather and Ultra-Suede come from]


80 posted on 11/06/2011 1:29:59 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: Salamander

Sniff! I just went and played ‘Born Free’ on Youtube in tribute.


81 posted on 11/06/2011 1:30:28 PM PST by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead.)
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To: mdittmar

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?


82 posted on 11/06/2011 1:32:41 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Rush Limbaugh = the Beethoven of talk radio)
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To: Free Vulcan

Oh, no.

Now I’m really crying.

Run free, noble Naugas!

Run free and proud!

Wherever you are, ‘tis a far better place than this cruel, pitiless world!

/sobs uncontrollably


83 posted on 11/06/2011 1:33:39 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

389....without biting.

[or 137 minutes of constant sucking]


84 posted on 11/06/2011 1:35:50 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: Paladin2

“Who was zotted today? Is there a Zot wall of shame?”

Don’t know of a wall. But this guy went a bit too far with JR (who then changed the title)...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2803177/posts

See Post 230.


85 posted on 11/06/2011 1:38:04 PM PST by BobL ( A vote for Newt is a vote for Romney)
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To: Las Vegas Ron
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I don't think we were ever told!

Damn corporate b42stards!

86 posted on 11/06/2011 1:38:52 PM PST by mdittmar (i)
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To: Old Sarge

Who hired Craig Livingstone?


87 posted on 11/06/2011 1:40:12 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Salamander
389....without biting.

Do I know you??? LOL....just kiding ;)

88 posted on 11/06/2011 1:41:38 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Rush Limbaugh = the Beethoven of talk radio)
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To: Salamander

Why didn’t the Naugas hyde? Didn’t they realize that evil fascist chairmongers were planning the Vinyl Solution to the Nauga problem?


89 posted on 11/06/2011 1:43:30 PM PST by hellbender
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To: mdittmar
"What is the capital of Assyria?"

Honestly who the f cares!

90 posted on 11/06/2011 1:44:44 PM PST by Soothesayer9
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To: Las Vegas Ron

I’m sorry...I don’t recognize you...were you one of The Bitten Ones?

[I ~can~ be rather “moody” at times]

;D


91 posted on 11/06/2011 1:45:19 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: BobL
Bwwwaaahahahaha...bullypulpit got the zot!

He defined the obnoxious zot category no doubt, class of ‘98 too.

92 posted on 11/06/2011 1:46:27 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Rush Limbaugh = the Beethoven of talk radio)
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To: Salamander
I’m sorry...I don’t recognize you...were you one of The Bitten Ones?

Better bitten then smitten I always say...love your home page ;)

93 posted on 11/06/2011 1:49:41 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Rush Limbaugh = the Beethoven of talk radio)
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To: BobL
"Almost like a BobJ zot."

Good thing that's not your handle. I hate playing wack-a-mole as one of the moles.

94 posted on 11/06/2011 1:49:42 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: mdittmar

Herman Cain is running for President of the United States not a geography bee or a Jeopardy audition.


95 posted on 11/06/2011 1:50:58 PM PST by stars & stripes forever ( Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

“Bwwwaaahahahaha...bullypulpit got the zot! He defined the obnoxious zot category no doubt, class of ‘98 too.”

Finally pushed JR too much. But JR has been very patient with the Perrybots overall...he’s dumped some, but still permits the serial posters to continue. But they do have to watch their steps...


96 posted on 11/06/2011 1:54:08 PM PST by BobL ( A vote for Newt is a vote for Romney)
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To: hellbender

In addition to being physically slow, they were, unfortunately, also slow-witted....and entirely too trusting.

A bucket of Armor-All placed as bait and they’d lumber willingly right into the hunters’ traps.

Brutal.

Just...brutal.

*sigh*


97 posted on 11/06/2011 1:54:15 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

Now I’ve got “Love Stinks!” stuck in my head....thanks...LOL

[and thanks for liking my crazy-woman’s-flea-market page]

;]


98 posted on 11/06/2011 1:56:28 PM PST by Salamander (And I laugh to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us billion dollar babies.)
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To: Paladin2

Yea, I’m reading up on BobJ. Quite a card. Definitely not me. I’ve (purposely) never posted a picture on FR. He posted one of Jonestown, after the Kool-Aid. Not smart.


99 posted on 11/06/2011 1:58:23 PM PST by BobL ( A vote for Newt is a vote for Romney)
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To: BobL
But they do have to watch their steps...

It has been getting rather nasty here lately, in the end, we're all on the same side...hopefully.

I just hope this cycle, the best man for the job wins the primary...we need the right person now more then ever.

And please don't place me in the dilemma of a Romney vs obama decision like with the stain last time!

100 posted on 11/06/2011 2:02:50 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron (Rush Limbaugh = the Beethoven of talk radio)
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