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Grandmother, 73, claims she's being plagued by a GHOST (groping from the BEYOND)
Daily Mail ^ | 11/21/11 | Sarah Nelson

Posted on 11/22/2011 5:13:16 PM PST by Winstons Julia

Doris Birch, of Herne Bay, began experiencing the nocturnal disturbances in her flat four months ago. The 73-year-old said: ‘It’s like an octopus. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: demon; ghost
If there's something strange in your double bed Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters! If there's something trying to caress your head Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no gropes I ain't afraid of no gropes

1 posted on 11/22/2011 5:13:18 PM PST by Winstons Julia
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To: Winstons Julia

LOL


2 posted on 11/22/2011 5:16:16 PM PST by Justice
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To: Winstons Julia
"I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands"

Creepy? That's Grandpa!

3 posted on 11/22/2011 5:18:56 PM PST by traditional1 ("Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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To: Winstons Julia

One of William Blythe Clinton’s dead ancestors?


4 posted on 11/22/2011 5:19:42 PM PST by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must...)
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To: traditional1

Ah, then a rolling pin to the head ought to take care of it.


5 posted on 11/22/2011 5:21:06 PM PST by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: Winstons Julia
This ghost has pretty poor tast in groping.


6 posted on 11/22/2011 5:21:46 PM PST by umgud
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To: CurlyBill

For your ping list.


7 posted on 11/22/2011 5:24:19 PM PST by Darnright ("I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca)
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To: Winstons Julia

Doris, your ghosty whoasty is here. Are you ready to play???

8 posted on 11/22/2011 5:33:35 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: Winstons Julia

9 posted on 11/22/2011 6:14:53 PM PST by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: Winstons Julia

Being groped by ghosts is no laughing matter. It is an uninvited invasion of a person’s psyche and can cause a great deal of harm. Very much like rape can. :(


10 posted on 11/22/2011 6:38:40 PM PST by tob2
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To: Winstons Julia

Let me guess....former Cain employee??


11 posted on 11/22/2011 6:50:03 PM PST by blasater1960 (Deut 30, Psalm 111...the Torah and the Law, is attainable past, present and forever.)
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To: Winstons Julia

Yeah, but Whoopi wants to know, was it “grope-grope”?


12 posted on 11/22/2011 6:54:35 PM PST by An American in Turkiye
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To: Winstons Julia

Why is ghosts only come out at night? What’s up with that, what is that some kind of ‘’ghost union’’ thing? “Nope, we spooks only spook at night. Union rules’’.


13 posted on 11/22/2011 7:04:59 PM PST by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: blasater1960

No, there was only one. I think the Cain allegations come in threes.


14 posted on 11/22/2011 7:08:59 PM PST by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: Winstons Julia
It's obviously an incubus.


15 posted on 11/22/2011 7:36:01 PM PST by hellbender
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To: Winstons Julia

This reminds me of a cartoon I saw in a popular magazine published about 100 years ago. An older woman is seated on a couch and is being tickled by a male ghost. The caption reads: “An old familiar haunt.”


16 posted on 11/22/2011 7:42:01 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Winstons Julia
‘It’s like an octopus. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.

Hey, Gramma: For some of us, that's the ideal.

17 posted on 11/22/2011 7:48:51 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Winstons Julia

If you ever have any unexplained sounds, feelings or shadows in your home buy spiritual incense sticks and cone incense. Spirits will leave the room.


18 posted on 11/22/2011 7:55:40 PM PST by eaglestar
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To: eaglestar

No they won’t.

We had weird experiences in a house in Maryland. Me ... I live with weird everyday.

But I’m fine with it.


19 posted on 11/22/2011 7:57:12 PM PST by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: Winstons Julia

It worked for me. My stairwell would creek for no reason at night (not every night) and I got helped into bed once with a shove 2 years ago. After I got the incense sticks the sounds went away and nothing ever happened since.


20 posted on 11/22/2011 8:02:46 PM PST by eaglestar
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To: eaglestar

My Grandpa had trouble with the spirits, but Grandma’s cane and a couple of AA meetings put an end to that.


21 posted on 11/22/2011 8:29:50 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: reagan_fanatic

I knew someone who had problems with spirits too, but then he figured out how to repair the still....


22 posted on 11/23/2011 3:19:23 AM PST by Cronos (Nuke Mecca and Medina now..)
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