If You Have Had An Affair With Herman Cain, Announce It Here

Vanity | 11/30/11 | Self

[BagCamAddict]

I had an affair with Herman Cain.

Mine went on for 15 years, so does that make me the First Wife? Is this Big Love?

But I don't have anything to prove it.

You'll just have to take my word for it.

I'm an upstanding citizen too. But I won't come forward unless there can be a press conference with at least four of us.

[Grizzled Bear]

Well played sir, bravo!

[BagCamAddict]

Are you saying the records are in.... a.... wait for it....

LOCK BOX ????

[bobby.223]

Depends....What did he have in his hand?

[posterchild]

I was once attracted to someone who managed a godfather’s pizza restaurant. Does that count?

[SevenofNine]

MAN it took ping 67 before Looter guy show up

We Freepers are slippin

[M Kehoe]

I am the queen of England, and I had an affair with Herman Cain.

If you want to dispute my claim, e-mail me at queenofengland@buckinghampalace.com

5.56mm

[SevenofNine]

OH YEAH I forgot about that dude

He got busted recently for carrying POT

[mnehring]

Show me on the doll where David Axelrod put the check to say Herman Cain touched you.

[Sidebar Moderator]

lol!

[BykrBayb]

Herman and me and Barney makes two, cuz one of us would be dead.

[fightinJAG]

Yes, right next to all the money that you paid in to Social Security.

[taterjay]

I just remembered, Sarah winked at me on TV. That was one heck of a night!

[Trillian]

[Billthedrill]

Yeah, yeah, you get all the good ones. Mom always liked you best.

I did have Barney Frank waggle his wattles at me one time...

[Heart-Rest]

Here's the proof - Herman singing his new campaign theme song about Rosie and the rest of them:

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Here's that same Rosie singing right back to Herman:

   Rosie Singing Right Back To Herman "Cain! Cain! Cain!"

[Tazlo]

We went to a tea party together.

Did I get myself in hot water?

[TBP]

http://us2.campaign-archive2.com/?u=0c6082e7eaf9e485b69bc177e&id=c3a977026d&e=a49086dc00

[taterjay]

If that is the case, you better watch out for Herman. He gives an awfully funny smile on that commercial with Mr. Block. He is looking at us when smiling.

[BagCamAddict]

That's good. The last paragraph is the best.

But then, it’s understandable. I mean Senator Harry Reid showed that he had a very good understanding of coloreds when he talked about his own preference for “light skinned” blacks “with no Negro dialect.” Certainly Herman Cain isn’t light skinned, nor does he not have a Negro dialect. In fact, he sounds like he’s straight out of the ‘hood,’ wherever that is. And that’s the point. It’s the “Mandingo” thing with these dark-skinned Negroes. You just can’t trust them, sexually, I mean. Senator Reid will tell you.

[Big Horn]

This would be a good idea, we should flood them with calls and keep their phone busy.