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Toys For Snots (My idea to Rush Limbaugh on Radio 12-2-11)
Rush Limbaugh ^ | 12-2-11 | Iceflyer

Posted on 12/03/2011 7:35:33 AM PST by ICE-FLYER

It was a hoot to be on with Rush yesterday and I was able to float an idea to him..... Below is the text of my call, and right ater there was a guy who took it astep further to make a contest out of it for fun. So...why not have the nets best minds do the same?

Please come up with toy ideas Santa Rush can throw out.

Enjoy..

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RUSH: Albany in New York. Dave, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello, sir.

CALLER: Twenty-plus years of dittos to you, Rush. Thanks for the education and certainly the joy on the airwaves of.

RUSH: Thank you.

CALLER: I've really appreciated it over all these years.

RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much.

CALLER: You know, I know that you are absolutely not only the sentimental type but you are also the caring time, the loving Maha Rushie that you are. I've got an idea for you Rush and I honestly think you'll like it. I hope you do anyway -- and this is for all the Occupy folks because I know you care about them, and I know you love the military and you love a lot of the things that they do. I'm a member of the military myself. How about a "Toys for Snots" program.

RUSH: Ooh.

CALLER: Toys for Snots, all the snots down on Occupy Wall Street. You could like throw them out toys like, "You Owe Me Elmo," where you pull the string and it says, "Health care is a right," or something like that.

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: Or "Tax the rich," or, you know, "Where's my job?"

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: Maybe we could have "Sponge Off Taxpayers" or "Captain AmeriCorps." You know, he stands for deceit, social justice and the Marxist way.

RUSH: (laughing and applauding)

CALLER: I just thought you, as Santa Rush --

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: -- could come down the street in a big open sleigh like downtown Macy's, because you know how much they love Macy's. Go right down to Wall Street chucking out all these "You Owe Me Elmos" and --

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: -- and everything. What do you think?

RUSH: I love it.

CALLER: (laughing)

RUSH: I absolutely love it! Play off of Toys for Tots. You know, I first became aware of Toys for Tots when I was working in Pittsburgh and the radio station had a joint thing going with the Pittsburgh Penguins at the time, and we'd go into shopping malls late in the afternoon to stay with the Marines and the Toys for Tots and so forth. It was a hoot; it was fun. It's one of the most recent times I've been to a mall. It would be 19'73. I even did one with former Pittsburgh Steeler John "Frenchy" Fuqua, number 33. The guy showed up with goldfish in the heels of his shoes. John "Frenchy" Fuqua. Yeah, he's a great guy, and Pittsburgh people will no doubt remember him and the goldfish in the heels of the shoes, and now Two If By Tea associated with Marines. "Toys for Snots," a giant sleigh at Occupy, Toys for Snots? (laughing) Ah, that's one of those things I wish I had thought of myself. But the problem is, somebody has to tell the Toys for Snots snots that there's no Santa. Who gets that job?


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: ows; rush; toys
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I already gave him "You Owe Me Elmo", "Spong off Taxpyers" and "Captain Americorps"...

Another I ehard was "Entitlement Barbie" so I would love to hear others.

1 posted on 12/03/2011 7:35:38 AM PST by ICE-FLYER
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To: ICE-FLYER

I heard the call. That was great! I should send you a Barbie Boxer doll!


2 posted on 12/03/2011 7:38:50 AM PST by MtnClimber ( People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them - Eric Hoffer)
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To: ICE-FLYER

I heard you. Rush had a laugh over that.


3 posted on 12/03/2011 7:39:37 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: ICE-FLYER

It was a great call.


4 posted on 12/03/2011 7:42:34 AM PST by Tzimisce (Never forget that the American Revolution began when the British tried to disarm the colonists.)
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To: ICE-FLYER

luv it!


5 posted on 12/03/2011 7:42:55 AM PST by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Has anyone else noticed now many callers have started sucking up to Rush to try and get a free I-Pad? Seriously, I know Rush didn’t intend for that to happen, and he was trying be benevolent and spread the Apple brand, but it’s becoming transparent and embarrassing.


6 posted on 12/03/2011 7:44:51 AM PST by ez ("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton, "Paradise Lost")
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To: ICE-FLYER

I so enjoyed that call!

Thanks for the laugh ICE-FLYER!


7 posted on 12/03/2011 7:45:00 AM PST by roses of sharon ("Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise." Luke 23:43)
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To: ICE-FLYER

That, is a good one.


8 posted on 12/03/2011 7:45:16 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ICE-FLYER
Heard you yesterday and had a good chuckle. How ‘bout squatting action figures called “Pooper Troopers”?
9 posted on 12/03/2011 7:46:09 AM PST by tbpiper
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To: ICE-FLYER

“Where’s Is MY Fairy Tale Happy Ending Princess” . . . pick your Princess among many, Cindy, Snow, Belle or Aurora.


10 posted on 12/03/2011 7:47:15 AM PST by Qwackertoo (New Day In America November 03, 2010)
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To: ICE-FLYER; Big Giant Head

Ha! Had to be a Freeper! My dh had me listen to the call last evening on 24/7. Good job!


11 posted on 12/03/2011 7:47:18 AM PST by Marie Antoinette (Proud Clinton-hater since 1998.)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Oops, present company excluded.


12 posted on 12/03/2011 7:47:18 AM PST by ez ("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton, "Paradise Lost")
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To: ICE-FLYER

Little Chevy Volts and call them Hot Wheels.


13 posted on 12/03/2011 7:47:26 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ICE-FLYER

Great call, great idea.


14 posted on 12/03/2011 7:49:56 AM PST by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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To: ICE-FLYER

don’t just talk about it, git r done.


15 posted on 12/03/2011 7:51:02 AM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: ICE-FLYER
But the problem is, somebody has to tell the Toys for Snots snots that there's no Santa. Who gets that job?

How about that job goes to another doll, "Mr Reality Bites", who tells it like it is, and lets those people know that, "there is no free ride", and "they need to stop sponging off the backs of those that do work for a living".
16 posted on 12/03/2011 7:51:05 AM PST by adorno (<)
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To: ICE-FLYER

you might have a problem using the “elmo” name. So I suggest you change it to “El Moe”...you owe me el moe.


17 posted on 12/03/2011 7:52:28 AM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: ICE-FLYER

That was a classic. No doubt FReeper inspired!

Pray for America


18 posted on 12/03/2011 7:53:09 AM PST by bray (The Tea Party Occupies their Minds)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Rape Victim Barbie.

Dora the Stoner.

Buzzed Lightyear.


19 posted on 12/03/2011 7:53:54 AM PST by digger48
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To: ICE-FLYER

I was laughing so hard my eyes were gushing. Thanks!


20 posted on 12/03/2011 7:54:14 AM PST by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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To: ICE-FLYER

All these toys would make a great GOP inspired Christmas political ad. Sure beats the heck out of those intolerant folks from the so-called party of tolerance left who have absolutely NO SENSE OF HUMOR.


21 posted on 12/03/2011 7:56:51 AM PST by Qwackertoo (New Day In America November 03, 2010)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Dora the exploited!
22 posted on 12/03/2011 7:59:00 AM PST by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: ICE-FLYER

I heard you! You really cracked me up with “you owe me Elmo”, I was laughing about that all afternoon!


23 posted on 12/03/2011 8:00:25 AM PST by jocon307
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To: ICE-FLYER

I missed it Ice but will replay today on Elrushbo archives.
Can you tell us how you were able to get on the show?
Were you on hold for a long time?

Did you actually talk to Snerdly? ;-)

My idea is to throw out a few American “Exceptionalism” Girl dolls ..and watch the protestors recoil in horror and run screaming into the night at the sight of one.


24 posted on 12/03/2011 8:03:21 AM PST by Mountain Mary (One Nation Under God...There I said it.)
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To: ICE-FLYER
Hmm.. Toys for SNOTS...

I have two...

#1 is Governmentopoly... (a take off on Monopoly, where you start with $999,999 and the winner is the person who play the role of Washington, DC)

#2 Nationalize Rail Service....an electric train that is owned by the government and it doesn't stop in red states, but only in blue states.

25 posted on 12/03/2011 8:04:35 AM PST by ExCTCitizen (Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
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To: ICE-FLYER
You saved me the trouble of reposting this from memory!! Thanks!

It was a great call. It's rare that I get to catch Rush these days but I heard that call when I was going home from school. Thankfully, we're out earlier on Fridays.

26 posted on 12/03/2011 8:06:14 AM PST by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: Mountain Mary

Bo Snerdly took my call. Took me about 10 mins of trying. he loved it and was cracking up so he told me to hold...I did for 45 mins then was on.


27 posted on 12/03/2011 8:07:53 AM PST by ICE-FLYER (God bless and keep the United States of America)
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To: blueunicorn6

“Little Chevy Volts and call them Hot Wheels.”

I think Matchbox cars would be better fit.


28 posted on 12/03/2011 8:09:38 AM PST by vipervomit (Some days you're the dog........some days you're the hydrant!)
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To: ICE-FLYER

That was very clever!

How about Occupy Monopoly? You get a regular Monopoly game and a Molotov cocktail and a lighter. You go around the board taking a dump outside each address you land on. You collect welfare if you land on community chest. You try to avoid getting the rape card when you take a chance. Don’t land on the go directly to jail square, because you also get pepper sprayed. You win when you successfully torch Park Place and hop on one of the railroads heading to Portland.


29 posted on 12/03/2011 8:17:42 AM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: ICE-FLYER

I heard you and thought it was great! You could tell Rush was tickled as well.

Should have known you were a FREEPER...well done you!


30 posted on 12/03/2011 8:19:17 AM PST by Bahama Mama (FReeper in Paradise)
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To: ICE-FLYER
The Game of Life Isn't Fair
The Train Who Couldn't
Monopoly for Beggars (with a "Go to the Showers square, and the players occupy properties instead of buying them).
31 posted on 12/03/2011 8:19:59 AM PST by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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How about a series of “Operation” games? There could be “Operation Socialist”, where the body is fully clothed and instead of bones you have to remove wallet, credit cards, car keys, jewelry, etc, without setting off the buzzer. There could also be “Operation Obamacare” which is much easier because you don't remove anything; you just let the patient die.
32 posted on 12/03/2011 8:19:59 AM PST by liberalh8ter
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To: ez

Those damn pesky humans again.


33 posted on 12/03/2011 8:22:49 AM PST by TribalPrincess2U (WE ARE AMERICA! DONATE TO FR MORE!)
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To: trebb

OMG that would be a great idea

and “Ocuupy Boradwalk” version of Monopoly where the protesters get everthing they want and the other players pay for it~!!!!!!!!!

Who wants to collaborate on the rules here? Freepmail me and we’ll make an actual game board and send it to Rush


34 posted on 12/03/2011 8:23:04 AM PST by Mr. K (Physically unable to profreed <--- oops, see?)
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To: ICE-FLYER

I heard you crack Rush up! It was a good segment and a great idea.


35 posted on 12/03/2011 8:25:10 AM PST by McLynnan
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To: ICE-FLYER

I also heard that. You were great. I hope it comes to something.

Any backers for producing these?

Probably be outlawed as ‘unsafe’ anyway.

Sell their photos on cups maybe. lol


36 posted on 12/03/2011 8:25:18 AM PST by TribalPrincess2U (WE ARE AMERICA! DONATE TO FR MORE!)
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To: blueunicorn6
"Little Chevy Volts and call them Hot Wheels."

Snot Wheels..

37 posted on 12/03/2011 8:27:21 AM PST by Average Al (Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
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To: blueunicorn6
Little Chevy Volts and call them Hot Wheels.

We have a winner!!!

38 posted on 12/03/2011 8:29:05 AM PST by varon (Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Awsome call... way to go


39 posted on 12/03/2011 8:30:40 AM PST by Breto (never accept the premise)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Ha, ha—I heard you too. Another famous FReeper.


40 posted on 12/03/2011 8:34:12 AM PST by beaversmom
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To: ICE-FLYER

We heard the call and loved it! We laughed all day about it!


41 posted on 12/03/2011 8:39:45 AM PST by GracieB
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To: ICE-FLYER

I heard that call... That was a freeper call???

SWEET!!!

Normally calls like that to Rush bomb out big time...

But you pulled it off nicely! Hats off to you.

Here’s my idea:

Maybe it could be an “Arrest me Elmo”... saying “I need some toilet paper”


42 posted on 12/03/2011 8:45:11 AM PST by Safrguns
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To: ICE-FLYER

For Friedman and the rest of the editorial staff at the New York Times: Thomas and Fiends


43 posted on 12/03/2011 8:47:46 AM PST by Walrus (Big government is the natural enemy of liberty)
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To: ICE-FLYER

And a little something for Obama’s economic advisors: Poke-recovery


44 posted on 12/03/2011 8:50:02 AM PST by Walrus (Big government is the natural enemy of liberty)
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To: ICE-FLYER

I love it!!!


45 posted on 12/03/2011 8:57:21 AM PST by Kandy Atz ("Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want for bread.")
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To: ICE-FLYER

Lucky you...being able to talk to both of them!


46 posted on 12/03/2011 9:22:07 AM PST by Mountain Mary (One Nation Under God...There I said it.)
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To: ICE-FLYER; Huck; Babu; A.Hun; weegee; wallcrawlr; sheikdetailfeather; All

You wrote: “Bo Snerdly took my call. Took me about 10 mins of trying. he loved it and was cracking up so he told me to hold...I did for 45 mins then was on.”

I heard your call and was LMAO :) GREAT IDEA! Love it!

As an addition to your thread, here is a blast from the past (2006). In one of the threads below there is a quote from Snerdly saying that he monitors FR all the time, “It is one of our big 10.” :) bttt

Rush: “I’m not surprised a FReeper has a good idea...”

Rush Limbaugh Live Thread 04-05-06
Posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 12:11:37 PM by A.Hun
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1609627/posts

RUSH FREEPER MENTION BOOKMARK

228posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 2:10:37 PMby wallcrawlr
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1609627/posts?page=228#228

“I’m not surprised a FReeper has a good idea...”

234posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 2:11:40 PMby weegee
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1609627/posts?page=234#234

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Rush Limbaugh says Republicans should adopt Freeper’s idea for Immigration Bill
Rush Limbaugh Radio Show | 4-5-06
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1609758/posts

Here is the exact transcript:

Rush: “Got an email from a friend who said someone on the Free Republic website has a great idea. And I’m not surprised that a Freeper would have a good idea. What ought to happen, the Republicans in the Senate, ought to go get a copy of Harry Reid’s release announcing his bill on Aug 5, 1993 ... go out and get his bill, and make it their own, because Harry Reid’s bill from Aug 5, 1993 is exactly what you hear me articulating on this issue, the past week or two. It’s identical ... Go to Drudge, or my website later ... “

26posted on Wednesday, April 05, 2006 4:20:41 PMby Babu
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1609758/posts?page=26#26

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Sen. Reid, Senate Floor speech on IMMIGRATION (Senate - September 20, 1993)
Library of Congress ^ | Sept. 20, 1993 | Dingy Harry
Posted on 04/05/2006 12:16:16 PM EDT by Huck
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1609629/posts

Congratulations, you were just cited by Rush Limbaugh.

29 posted on 04/05/2006 2:13:14 PM EDT by CheyennePress
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1609629/posts?page=29#29


47 posted on 12/03/2011 9:23:57 AM PST by Matchett-PI ("One party will generally represent the envied, the other the envious. Guess which ones." ~GagdadBob)
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To: ICE-FLYER

I heard the call. It was truly hilarious and I hope people run with this - how very creative you are!


48 posted on 12/03/2011 9:35:58 AM PST by Catsrus
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To: ICE-FLYER

McDermott the Frog action figure. The Ock-U-Pie children’s toy baking oven. The Karlo Marx talking doll... pull his string and he says such things as “Private property is theft, but keep your hands off my iPad!” The “Home on the Rangel” children’s song book. And the featured gif, the “Michelle ma’ Belle Girl’s Bike” Perfect for the effeminate man in your life!


49 posted on 12/03/2011 9:52:17 AM PST by Guyin4Os (A messianic ger-tsedek)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Great post - and funny. Thanks for sharing.


50 posted on 12/03/2011 9:54:11 AM PST by GOPJ (Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, Than a fatted calf with hatred - Proverbs 15)
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