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Toys For Snots (My idea to Rush Limbaugh on Radio 12-2-11)
Rush Limbaugh ^ | 12-2-11 | Iceflyer

Posted on 12/03/2011 7:35:33 AM PST by ICE-FLYER

It was a hoot to be on with Rush yesterday and I was able to float an idea to him..... Below is the text of my call, and right ater there was a guy who took it astep further to make a contest out of it for fun. So...why not have the nets best minds do the same?

Please come up with toy ideas Santa Rush can throw out.

Enjoy..

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RUSH: Albany in New York. Dave, welcome to the EIB Network. Hello, sir.

CALLER: Twenty-plus years of dittos to you, Rush. Thanks for the education and certainly the joy on the airwaves of.

RUSH: Thank you.

CALLER: I've really appreciated it over all these years.

RUSH: Thank you, sir, very much.

CALLER: You know, I know that you are absolutely not only the sentimental type but you are also the caring time, the loving Maha Rushie that you are. I've got an idea for you Rush and I honestly think you'll like it. I hope you do anyway -- and this is for all the Occupy folks because I know you care about them, and I know you love the military and you love a lot of the things that they do. I'm a member of the military myself. How about a "Toys for Snots" program.

RUSH: Ooh.

CALLER: Toys for Snots, all the snots down on Occupy Wall Street. You could like throw them out toys like, "You Owe Me Elmo," where you pull the string and it says, "Health care is a right," or something like that.

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: Or "Tax the rich," or, you know, "Where's my job?"

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: Maybe we could have "Sponge Off Taxpayers" or "Captain AmeriCorps." You know, he stands for deceit, social justice and the Marxist way.

RUSH: (laughing and applauding)

CALLER: I just thought you, as Santa Rush --

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: -- could come down the street in a big open sleigh like downtown Macy's, because you know how much they love Macy's. Go right down to Wall Street chucking out all these "You Owe Me Elmos" and --

RUSH: (laughing)

CALLER: -- and everything. What do you think?

RUSH: I love it.

CALLER: (laughing)

RUSH: I absolutely love it! Play off of Toys for Tots. You know, I first became aware of Toys for Tots when I was working in Pittsburgh and the radio station had a joint thing going with the Pittsburgh Penguins at the time, and we'd go into shopping malls late in the afternoon to stay with the Marines and the Toys for Tots and so forth. It was a hoot; it was fun. It's one of the most recent times I've been to a mall. It would be 19'73. I even did one with former Pittsburgh Steeler John "Frenchy" Fuqua, number 33. The guy showed up with goldfish in the heels of his shoes. John "Frenchy" Fuqua. Yeah, he's a great guy, and Pittsburgh people will no doubt remember him and the goldfish in the heels of the shoes, and now Two If By Tea associated with Marines. "Toys for Snots," a giant sleigh at Occupy, Toys for Snots? (laughing) Ah, that's one of those things I wish I had thought of myself. But the problem is, somebody has to tell the Toys for Snots snots that there's no Santa. Who gets that job?


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: ows; rush; toys
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I already gave him "You Owe Me Elmo", "Spong off Taxpyers" and "Captain Americorps"...

Another I ehard was "Entitlement Barbie" so I would love to hear others.

1 posted on 12/03/2011 7:35:38 AM PST by ICE-FLYER
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I heard the call. That was great! I should send you a Barbie Boxer doll!


2 posted on 12/03/2011 7:38:50 AM PST by MtnClimber ( People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them - Eric Hoffer)
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To: ICE-FLYER

I heard you. Rush had a laugh over that.


3 posted on 12/03/2011 7:39:37 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: ICE-FLYER

It was a great call.


4 posted on 12/03/2011 7:42:34 AM PST by Tzimisce (Never forget that the American Revolution began when the British tried to disarm the colonists.)
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luv it!


5 posted on 12/03/2011 7:42:55 AM PST by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Has anyone else noticed now many callers have started sucking up to Rush to try and get a free I-Pad? Seriously, I know Rush didn’t intend for that to happen, and he was trying be benevolent and spread the Apple brand, but it’s becoming transparent and embarrassing.


6 posted on 12/03/2011 7:44:51 AM PST by ez ("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton, "Paradise Lost")
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To: ICE-FLYER

I so enjoyed that call!

Thanks for the laugh ICE-FLYER!


7 posted on 12/03/2011 7:45:00 AM PST by roses of sharon ("Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise." Luke 23:43)
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To: ICE-FLYER

That, is a good one.


8 posted on 12/03/2011 7:45:16 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ICE-FLYER
Heard you yesterday and had a good chuckle. How ‘bout squatting action figures called “Pooper Troopers”?
9 posted on 12/03/2011 7:46:09 AM PST by tbpiper
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“Where’s Is MY Fairy Tale Happy Ending Princess” . . . pick your Princess among many, Cindy, Snow, Belle or Aurora.


10 posted on 12/03/2011 7:47:15 AM PST by Qwackertoo (New Day In America November 03, 2010)
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To: ICE-FLYER; Big Giant Head

Ha! Had to be a Freeper! My dh had me listen to the call last evening on 24/7. Good job!


11 posted on 12/03/2011 7:47:18 AM PST by Marie Antoinette (Proud Clinton-hater since 1998.)
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Oops, present company excluded.


12 posted on 12/03/2011 7:47:18 AM PST by ez ("Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." - Milton, "Paradise Lost")
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Little Chevy Volts and call them Hot Wheels.


13 posted on 12/03/2011 7:47:26 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ICE-FLYER

Great call, great idea.


14 posted on 12/03/2011 7:49:56 AM PST by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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To: ICE-FLYER

don’t just talk about it, git r done.


15 posted on 12/03/2011 7:51:02 AM PST by mamelukesabre
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But the problem is, somebody has to tell the Toys for Snots snots that there's no Santa. Who gets that job?

How about that job goes to another doll, "Mr Reality Bites", who tells it like it is, and lets those people know that, "there is no free ride", and "they need to stop sponging off the backs of those that do work for a living".
16 posted on 12/03/2011 7:51:05 AM PST by adorno (<)
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you might have a problem using the “elmo” name. So I suggest you change it to “El Moe”...you owe me el moe.


17 posted on 12/03/2011 7:52:28 AM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: ICE-FLYER

That was a classic. No doubt FReeper inspired!

Pray for America


18 posted on 12/03/2011 7:53:09 AM PST by bray (The Tea Party Occupies their Minds)
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Rape Victim Barbie.

Dora the Stoner.

Buzzed Lightyear.


19 posted on 12/03/2011 7:53:54 AM PST by digger48
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I was laughing so hard my eyes were gushing. Thanks!


20 posted on 12/03/2011 7:54:14 AM PST by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at www.watercolorARTwork.com! (This space no longer for rent))
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