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Vanity. I need your help to ban a dangerous chemical
12.5.11

Posted on 12/05/2011 5:36:44 PM PST by InvisibleChurch

A friend of mine sent me an email about a chemical being used every where we go. It's called dihydrogen monoxide. He said it does a lot of nasty things to people. Some of them are:

it causes excessive sweating and vomiting

it's a major component in acid rain

it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state

accidental inhalation of this can kill you

it contributes to erosion

it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes

it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients


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I'm kind of worried about this. It sounds like a lot of trouble. Please copy this and send it to your friends and warn them.
1 posted on 12/05/2011 5:36:46 PM PST by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch

Joke, right?


2 posted on 12/05/2011 5:38:07 PM PST by TheBigB (The revolution will not be tweeted.)
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To: InvisibleChurch
this is where he found it
3 posted on 12/05/2011 5:38:20 PM PST by InvisibleChurch ( go in peace , serve the Lord)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Occupy WS hated the stuff/s


4 posted on 12/05/2011 5:38:29 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I smoke. I don’t care..


5 posted on 12/05/2011 5:38:49 PM PST by goseminoles
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To: InvisibleChurch

This one’s getting kinda tiresome.


6 posted on 12/05/2011 5:38:55 PM PST by VoiceOfBruck (Welcome to Costco. I love you. Welcome to Costco. I love you.)
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To: TheBigB

There are videos about this on Youtube!


7 posted on 12/05/2011 5:40:38 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I drink it every day. Doesn’t take the intelligence of Zero to figure that out...which is not much intelligence.


8 posted on 12/05/2011 5:40:49 PM PST by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I’m addicted to it, myself.


9 posted on 12/05/2011 5:41:29 PM PST by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

W.C. Fields said what fish do in it. I’m with him!


10 posted on 12/05/2011 5:41:29 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: InvisibleChurch

Dihydrogen oxide: AKA water!

I’m a chemist.

Yawn.


11 posted on 12/05/2011 5:43:27 PM PST by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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To: InvisibleChurch

It’s used in abortion clinics.


12 posted on 12/05/2011 5:44:07 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (In Edward Kennedy's America, federal funding of brothels is a right, not a privilege.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

DHMO reruns. What channel is Battlestar Fembotica on again . . . ?


13 posted on 12/05/2011 5:45:06 PM PST by Olog-hai
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To: InvisibleChurch

man, that stuff is nasty. fish screw in it.


14 posted on 12/05/2011 5:48:14 PM PST by stylin19a (obama - "FREDO" smart)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I think you already know this, but your “friend” is yanking your chain pretty hard.

dihydrogen monoxide is plain old water.

Kicking back in your favorite chair, with a shot of Glenfiddich Scotch and some dihydrogen monoxide from a local spring, will smooth things out for you.


15 posted on 12/05/2011 5:55:03 PM PST by Tucker39
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To: VoiceOfBruck

This one’s getting kinda tiresome.

This joke’s all wet ?


16 posted on 12/05/2011 5:55:21 PM PST by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
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To: Panzerlied

You’re a sleepy chemist. Careful driving home, you hear?


17 posted on 12/05/2011 5:57:26 PM PST by InvisibleChurch ( go in peace , serve the Lord)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Just ban stupid people.


18 posted on 12/05/2011 6:01:44 PM PST by Tigen (I shall raise you one .)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I forwarded your note to EPA. Hopefully they can do something about it, maybe ban it. We have enough chemicals to deal with in this world. The last thing we need is something that messes up humans to this extent.


19 posted on 12/05/2011 6:01:47 PM PST by BobL ("Heartless" and "Inhumane" FReepers for Cain - we've HAD ENOUGH)
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To: InvisibleChurch

It’s especially lethal to Democrats when soap is added.


20 posted on 12/05/2011 6:01:54 PM PST by digger48
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To: InvisibleChurch
http://www.dhmo.org/

  Great site about the dangers of DHMO! Did you know that it's in our water bottles for Crying out loud!

21 posted on 12/05/2011 6:03:01 PM PST by txroadkill (FreeRepublic.com- "A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany" - Zotted Romney Troll)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I have over two feet of frozen dihydrogen monoxide on the ground here, so I am not happy with this stuff. Please come and melt it so my trees will prosper and I can get to the adult beverage store.
After all I have found it better to drink rum than water, and especially since the two do not mix very well.


22 posted on 12/05/2011 6:03:08 PM PST by ProudFossil
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To: InvisibleChurch

you need to see penn & tellers vid, too funny yet disheartening.


23 posted on 12/05/2011 6:03:08 PM PST by waynesa98
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To: InvisibleChurch

Don’t forget, when it assumes the solid phase it scares the beejeebers out of people from south of the Mason-Dixon line!


24 posted on 12/05/2011 6:05:34 PM PST by bigbob
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To: BobL
I forwarded your note to EPA. Hopefully they can do something about it, maybe ban it. We have enough chemicals to deal with in this world. The last thing we need is something that messes up humans to this extent.

The gubmint has already handled this. They confiscate wet lands, remember, even when there is no dihydrogen monoxide in them.

25 posted on 12/05/2011 6:05:38 PM PST by ProudFossil
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To: VoiceOfBruck
This one’s getting kinda tiresome.

Uh, yeah. I first read it online circa 1997. It wasn't really that funny even then.

26 posted on 12/05/2011 6:06:47 PM PST by Semper911 (When you want to rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll always have the support of Paul.)
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To: txroadkill

Not only that but it is the delivery system for flouride. Gen. Ripper was right all along.


27 posted on 12/05/2011 6:08:14 PM PST by InvisibleChurch ( go in peace , serve the Lord)
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To: bigbob
Don’t forget, when it assumes the solid phase it scares the beejeebers out of people from south of the Mason-Dixon line!

Hey, old people will die here man! We have to close our schools and everything. That stuff is DANGEROUS!

28 posted on 12/05/2011 6:09:37 PM PST by txroadkill (FreeRepublic.com- "A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany" - Zotted Romney Troll)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Have you heard the one where two hipsters are at a restaurant, trying to out hipster each other.

The first says, “I’ll have H20.” The second says “I’ll have H20 too.”

When the drinks came, both took a sip, and the second falls dead.

Ha Ha


29 posted on 12/05/2011 6:09:37 PM PST by Raider Sam (They're on our left, right, front, and back. They aint gettin away this time!)
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To: InvisibleChurch

What is your take on the plight of women’s suffrage?

Shouldn’t we all join together and put an end to the sufferaging?


30 posted on 12/05/2011 6:11:13 PM PST by Raider Sam (They're on our left, right, front, and back. They aint gettin away this time!)
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To: ProudFossil

“The gubmint has already handled this. They confiscate wet lands, remember, even when there is no dihydrogen monoxide in them. “

I’m glad they’re FINALLY on it. Where else is this a threat, and why do WE have to tell them to act?

This reminds me of one of those John Stossel-type shows, where a person in a mall kiosk was offering a capsule that would end dry skin for women. The bimbos were all for it...thought it was the best thing ever, and NEVER question the authenticity of what they were willing to swallow...every day.

It makes one wonder how ANYONE could send their kid to public schools.


31 posted on 12/05/2011 6:12:12 PM PST by BobL ("Heartless" and "Inhumane" FReepers for Cain - we've HAD ENOUGH)
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To: Raider Sam

Sorry, dames are on their own.


32 posted on 12/05/2011 6:15:03 PM PST by InvisibleChurch ( go in peace , serve the Lord)
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To: TheBigB

maybe


33 posted on 12/05/2011 6:16:04 PM PST by InvisibleChurch ( go in peace , serve the Lord)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Don’t laugh.

Recent medical studies indicate:

Scotch over ice causes liver problems.

Vodka over ice causes kidney problems.

Gin over ice causes brain problems.

Tequila over ice causes dental problems.

Statistically, the medical community is now convinced there is something in ice which causes innumerable problems.


34 posted on 12/05/2011 6:18:20 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Old, tiresome, and posted here dozens of times...

=8-)


35 posted on 12/05/2011 6:23:52 PM PST by =8 mrrabbit 8=
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To: InvisibleChurch
Gen. Ripper was right all along.

My son and I watched that last night. The whole movie he kept saying, "isn't that Patton?"

"Shoooot, a fella could have himself a really good time in Vegas with all this stuff"

36 posted on 12/05/2011 6:24:24 PM PST by txroadkill (FreeRepublic.com- "A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villany" - Zotted Romney Troll)
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To: InvisibleChurch

You’re obviously unaware of http://dhmo.org - they’ve been trying for YEARS to get that evil chemical banned - but had no success.


37 posted on 12/05/2011 6:28:11 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
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Well, if nothing else, i can at least thank you for bumping it to the top.

Thank you.

38 posted on 12/05/2011 6:28:11 PM PST by InvisibleChurch ( go in peace , serve the Lord)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Wow who knew all of that about water.

Without it you die. In 3 days.


39 posted on 12/05/2011 6:33:56 PM PST by Freddd (NoPA ngineers.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I will hate it when it is gone. I like in frozen in my Scotch.


40 posted on 12/05/2011 6:37:55 PM PST by bmwcyle (I am ready to serve Jesus on Earth because the GOP failed again)
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To: Freddd

Some years ago I wrote a letter to my Congresscritter aabout the “dangers of H2O. I gussied it up pretty well, dropped it in the mail and forgot about it. About six months later, I got a call from his office, a very irate-sounding voice asking, “Are you trying to make the Congressman look like a fool?” Those people have no sense of humor.


41 posted on 12/05/2011 7:33:02 PM PST by JayVee (Joseph)
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To: InvisibleChurch
Penn & Teller circulated a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide. And another to ban female suffrage. They got a lot of signatures on both petitions.

Mark

42 posted on 12/05/2011 8:18:17 PM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Hey Stupid; Your not supposed to inhale WATER.


43 posted on 12/05/2011 9:03:53 PM PST by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: InvisibleChurch
I learned this as a child watching TV.


44 posted on 12/05/2011 9:10:59 PM PST by ThomasThomas ( If you can't laugh at your self, I will for you.)
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To: dynachrome

Mixed in proper proportions with Scotch Whiskey I would recommend it as a medicinal concoction, good for what ails you.
1 part dihydrogen monoxide to 4 parts Scotch Whiskey seems to work pretty well, and it kills the fishy taste.
Just don’t use the good single malt stuff, that should be taken straight at room temperature for the best results.


45 posted on 12/05/2011 9:15:18 PM PST by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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OH MY GOD!! I am gonna CROAK; call the gubmint, it’s not my fault, I didn’t know, sue somebody, call the EPA. Tell OBOZO to SAAAAAVE me.


46 posted on 12/05/2011 9:25:37 PM PST by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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To: InvisibleChurch
It is the universal solvent that will destroy the planet.
47 posted on 12/05/2011 9:29:17 PM PST by Captain Beyond (The Hammer of the gods! (Just a cool line from a Led Zep song))
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To: InvisibleChurch

That stuff is lame.

Just wait until you get some hydrogen hydroxide!


48 posted on 12/05/2011 9:33:28 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Never Again! Except for the next time.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

LOL. Don’t we have enough regulations already?


49 posted on 12/05/2011 9:44:46 PM PST by dixjea (+------------------)
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“It’s especially lethal to Democrats when soap is added.”

I heard the same combination ended the OWS occupations.

50 posted on 12/05/2011 9:55:10 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (I love how the FR spellchecker doesn't recognize the word "Obama")
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