Skip to comments.Courtesy is dead.. Run in with 20 something in parking lot
Posted on 12/28/2011 1:46:20 PM PST by cableguymn
It's been building.. No one opens doors for anyone any more, thank yous are few and far between. But today.. I am just blown away.
I am sitting in my van, enjoying some white castle while reading FR.
I hear a loud BANG on the side of my van. Look over and out the passenger window to see a 20 something kid who looks like he is a LONG way away from the beach. We lock eyes. He had banged his door in to the side of my van.. So I wait for him to walk around to the drivers side of my van.
I look in my rear view mirror. He's headed for the door to the restaurant.
I open my door, and ask "hey, aren't you going to at least say sorry?!?!?"
"it's just a little paint man, my car is ok!"
It's a old work van, one more door ding is not going to kill me or it. However, his statement just floored me!
And yes, his stuffed Honda Civic had a Zero bumper sticker on it. Both 08 and 12.
DOT 3 brake fluid. Murder on paint. A message on the hood (”I am the 99%!”) or maybe some expansive post-modernist self expression.
Better you than me........If he actually said that, I would have carved the entire Declaration of Independence on his car in BIG letters........but that's just me.
This is just the one that pushed me over the edge. I doubt he meant to do it. My van is nothing special, it’s not a BMW or benz.. (it is hard fuel though.. hmmm..)
I get pushed in line, cut off on the highway, hung up on by customer service (when I am nice to them!)
the action that caused our paths to cross was an accident. His response to it is what set me off.
You could write “It’s just a little paint” in the middle of his hood, using brake fluid for ink.
As the Captain Woodrow said in Lonesome Dove, “I Won’t abide bad behavior in a man.”
Looks like the only teacher that can learn the young man is karma.
Woe is the person that can’t learn from the experience of others. Making your own history is so much more painful and expensive than borrowing it at no cost from others.
Pretty much anytime I see a Zero bumper sticker on a car in a parking lot, it gets a key run down it’s side...
You’re as much of an ass as the protaganist of this thread. Congrats.
Severe temptation to take vise-grips and choke off the exhaust. 5 minutes and misery to the a**hole recipient.
Whose line was it in an old western:
I never killed anybody that didnt need killin
I just watched last night (for about the tenth time), “The King of New York”.
Frank White: “I spent half my life in prison. I never got away with anything, and I never killed anybody that didn’t deserve it.”
Guys like him are why I carry a can opener and a can of clams.....
welcome to the club!
I highly suspect he was joking. You on the other hand..
Then there's the old potato up the tailpipe.
Spray the door handle with pepper spray, he's bound to touch is face at some point soon after getting in.
Rocks in the hub cabs is always a crown pleaser.
The last three have the advantagle of not being damaging but are highly annoying.
That deserves at the very least a potato jammed into his exhaust pipe.
Not that I've ever done anything like that.
I know exactly how you feel. I make it a habit of opening the car door or the entry door for my wife when I’m with her - to the point she sometimes waits till I catch up (else I mention it) - she didn’t grow up with it nor expect it when we first dated in Japan.
Now I also hold the door for any lady or gentleman who happens to be near the door at the same time (only older gentlemen not younger that is their duty). I cannot tell you how many times I’ve had the ladies thank me with a big smile - but I’ve had nearly as many snarl at me as though I was somehow lashing them with a whip. I always smile and nod and say ‘have a good day’ or ‘happy (insert holiday here)’. Cashiers tend to get suprised too when I say ‘you have a nice day’ (the grumpy ones are most astounded it’s a shock to their system I think).
I offered to help a couple change their tire - they looked at me like I was Jason come to slash their throats. I just smiled and said it was no trouble t’all. The elderly gentleman thanked me and assured me he could handle it.
I try to kill them with kindness - though I’ll admit when I’m having a bad day the ones who recognize me seem know right away that the energy just isn’t there - most times the regulars try to smile more so has to ease whatever is bugging me - and it works....though it takes a loong time before they finally figure out they can be nice too. What irks me most though is no sooner I get one trained up right then they leave or get moved to another shift or something and I have to start all over again....ah well it keeps me on my toes.
That reminds me of something I used to do to my friend as a kid. We would go salt water fishing in Clearwater, Fl. I would always slip a live shrimp under his car seat on the way to our spot. Man, did his car stink after a few days. I feel bad now. He died at 29. But those were the days... a jew with a stank 280z...
His ass would have walked out of the restaurant to find 4 deflated tires.
Would be tempting to leave a note with it:
“It’s ok man, it’s only air asshole. My tires have plenty”.
Masking scent! Get it a the sporting goods store. The skunk scent is truly stupefying!
I know that the youtube wasn’t showing courtesy either, but I thought of it immediately! LOL!
Valve core tools are cheap. I’ve had more fun with one than you’d believe. The smallest ones have aluminum shafts and take up very little room in your pocket.
He should probably be taught a lesson, but not damage the car..... like deflating the tires.
My ex-boyfriend would’ve blew his stack, that’s all I know. He would’ve wrote some nasty offensive message on his car in permanant marker.
This Dec. I had a very unpleasant parking lot experience. Unfortunately, I was having a VERY bad day. I pulled out a lipstick and gave her windshield a piece of my mind. My daughter told everyone so I got an earful about how other people have dealt with these situations. I heard a story where someone took off the offenders license plates and threw them under the car.
Its a leftist thing.
I had one of these assholes park within inches og my Alfa Spider. NO WAY he could get out the door without hitting ,y car.
I waited for him - and asked WTF he was doing. He said “You shouldn’t drive a car like that if you can’t afford the damage” - note the similar language - as if my property had anything to do with his actions.
It is just that loser leftists are more common now.
Anyone stupid enough to think a 15 year old Alfa Spider is a “fancy car” - (I have owned ot for >20 years - and it is worth more than I paid - it is CHEAP to own) - isn’t worth the time of day.
But the culture is a bit bizarre to hear in person.
I love old cars.
An idiot who parked blocking a driveway in a public area was scratched deliberately by me from stem to stern by my old Oldsmobile Delta 88.
Don’t get mad,get even.
I think I would have got out to stretch my legs....exiting out of the passengers side with a good swift swing of the door.
Yes, I am the 6%.
I also enjoy not holding the door for jerks, especially during the 'hot coffee' season now upon us.
On second thought, I like the hot pepper (habanero)on the door handle idea...hard to drive with your eyes puffed up like a blowfish.
Coming from a complete stranger such as yourself who's opinion doesn't mean jack shit to me, why thank you!
Funniest Bumper Sticker ever:
Picture of Obummer. Text reads: Does this Ass make my truck look bigger?
GMTA. I had an old lady ding my door rather badly and proclaim, “That’s YOUR fancy car, not mine, sweetheart.”
Time for some “Minnesota Nice”.
Take a picture of his car and license, and report him for hit and run.
If the cop gets there before he leaves, he “got some ‘splaining to do.” If not, he gets to do the ‘splaining to his insurance company.
Of course that presumes you have time to spend reading even more FR.
Just at the drugstore to make a small purchase. Two teenagers in front of me in the check-out. Clerk requires them to open their backpacks for inspection. Minor objection by the teenagers, but they comply. Clerk says it is to check they don’t have any alcohol in their bags! They check out and leave. I am next and am so upset by the violation of those kids rights I am speechless. Get to the car and can’t drive away...I have to say something. I go back inside and speak with the floor manager. Who I know on sight. She is just as surprised as I am and reiterates the clerk can’t do that.
I hope the matter gets taken care of. There is a standard retail protocol for stopping shoplifters, which the clerk and store did not follow, plus these teenager’s bags were clean. While they were long gone as the rest of the story went down, if we dont’ stand up for our Rights or the Rights of others then we just give them away.
Save your gas.
A quick check to make sure the coast is clear, then a regular pair of pliers to pop out all his valve stems.
You got it right. Coax cable depends on high resistance/impedance between two conductive shells to permit waves of many (high) frequency to propagate at the same time. The pin cuts the resistance to nearly nothing...
thats where the potato-potato sound comes from...
No violation of Constitutional rights occurred whatsoever. It is surprising how little we actually know of what "rights" actually are.
BTW these pranks would be a lot less problem later before a judge than some I’ve read here, were this to become a docket number down the line..
Unbelievable!! I’m sorry you had to experience that.
Note: there are two brake circuits, so a pin hole in one screws up one. Normally design requires a single circuit to meet brake requirements.
In large commercial trucks and trains, brakes are on, unless air pressure turns them off. a pin hole would prevent the vehicle from moving, thus the system is ‘fail-safe’ in addition to having two circuits. I kind of like the truck approach better, but there is a slight delay for the ‘reduced air’ signal to propagate to the brake. When driving, commercial drivers have to antici....pate.
I think you mean antagonist...
Eh... Leatherman plier meets tire air valve. Leatherman for the win.
No more air in tire, too. Plus, no fingerprints.
Sorry, I would differ with you. A person being asked to have their personal affects inspected in the store is being detained for shoplifting. This is where it gets a little odd...if the boys had been detained for saying No and the police called...the store would need to present probable cause.
There is a distinct reason for the retail shoplifting protocol.
Amazing, I posted the same idea, only using a Leatherman plier to pull it out.
The second prank on this is always a winner;
Okay, I’m not saying I ever did this but I will let you in on an old Baltimore “love message”. Many people in Baltimore will carry sugar in their cars. When something like you described occurs, they will place some of the sugar in a cup and relieve themselves in that cup. The “tinkle” dissolves the sugar. The sugar/tinkle mixture is then placed on the windshield and the handle of the car door. FROM WHAT I AM TOLD, this is best done in the Winter since the liquid freezes. In order to clean up the sugar, they actually have to scrape it off. As soon as the mixture comes back to room temperature... well, they know it wasn’t sugar and water. (I know some very passive-aggressive people with interesting ideas, don’t I ?!)
Should have called the cops and reported a hit and run. That’ve fixed him but good. Law requires drivers to exchange or leave their info before departing. In FL even paint transfer is considered proof of hitting the other vehicle.
It would have been a LOL disruption for his meal -or more likely dish washing shift.
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