I got a new girlfriend!!! [Vanity]

Youtube ^ | Jam 8 2012 | by Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

She's got a sexy mouths.

[gundog]

Would you hit her?

[Dacula]

She just pays you lip service.

[gorush]

Consider this very carefully, Laz. I haven’t spoken to my wife in over three months...we’re not fighting, I just don’t like to interrupt, and she only has one mouth.

[Fightin Whitey]

She gots some snappy teefs too.

[Lazamataz]

I cannot tell you.

[fhayek]

This is Laz we are talking about. Such a question...

[central_va]

Why Laz, why?

[JRandomFreeper]

I had to click, I had to look.

I'll need therapy.

And medication if I'm going to sleep again in 2011.

I hope she keeps an eye out for you.

/johnny

[Lazamataz]

I vacationed in Guatamala 9 months ago.

[central_va]

What did you name it?

[bigheadfred]

I bet she got teeth in ever spot.

[matt1234]

Do you really want to date a woman who would have you as a boyfriend?

[cripplecreek]

Tri Stoma hottness.

[ventanax5]

She is Blind

[Lazamataz]

Lazamaswine.

[JRandomFreeper]

Great... now I know I'll never sleep again.

Nightmares, my close friend and companion.

/johnny

[cripplecreek]

Socket to me.

[Daffynition]

Equally entertaining was the *world's largest pimple* and the *Ear Wax Removal* on that page. :)

She was cute as a little kid.

[Lazamataz]

She is Blind

Love usually is.

The weird thing is, when we kiss, she tongues both my eyeballs at the same time.

[JRandomFreeper]

Lazamaswine.

That's not kosher.

/johnny

[BenLurkin]

Unngh!

[bigheadfred]

Ah, don't worry. They are probably just aliens hiding in convenient places.

[PGalt]

Gotta click on any post by, Laz...

...Laz, you’re not right today :)

[JRandomFreeper]

They are probably just aliens hiding in convenient places.

Never

Sleep

Again. Ever.

/johnny

[Little Bill]

My God, a frenchie and an eyeball lap at the same time! Some people have it lucky.

[wxgesr]

Hey man, don’t you remember; they said,

“DON’T take the brown acid!”

[Lazamataz]

Here's a picture of me enjoying my Friday night.

[leapfrog0202]

PLEASE DONATE TODAY

[bigheadfred]

“Here’s a picture of me enjoying my Friday night.”

You did an excellent job disguising yourself as a 12 year old schoolgirl.

[Lazamataz]

My panties got bloody, though.

[Lazamataz]

This is a picture of what it looks like after she uses the toilet:

[tomkat]

Hearts everywhere are breaking

             no cigar for you, now !

[al baby]

Reminds of the joke about the red light women that has a glass eye she tells a new john that “hey keep an eye out for ya “

[bigheadfred]

we’ve all been down that road

[Old Grumpy]

Has she got a forked tongues?

[marygam]

You are a sick man Laz! LOL!

[Little Bill]

There was a bar in Lynn, Mass that provided services in the mens room, I never saw that. I think that she was more into the protein suprise, if memory serves me right.

[Lazamataz]

We had a child together. She has mama's hair and my face.

[Vendome]

Freaky but, I’d hit it.

[MV=PY]

I bet she’ll keep an eye out for you.

[bert]

Post hit photo......

This thread is still worthless without pictures