American Idol 2012--Live Thread

americanidol.com ^ | January 18, 2012

[retrokitten]

For someone who has been on stage since he was 2, he doesn’t know how to properly sing into a microphone.

I don’t like that guy. He has a desperate need for attention that makes me want to kick him in the shins.

[Netizen]

Isn’t that the truth! Would you love to have been a mouse in the Romney house last night!!

[MagUSNRET]

Just one season, I wish they would say “If you do a rif, you are immediately disqualified”
That stupid rif affectation in their singing, just makes them sound pathetic, not talented.

[silent_jonny]

Phillip Phillips survives round 1, but Travis (a retread who's mom walked out on his family) is eliminated.

Also going home, Wolf the mechanic and his "git-fiddle".

[stylecouncilor]

Yeah, the kid that lives in the shelter was better than him.

[Lil'freeper]

we are never... going ....... to get to 10k.... at this rate. the LAG....... it kills.

[retrokitten]

That Wolf guy went home?? I wish they would have shown us his audition, because he was great in the first round.

Jim Carrey a “living legend”??? Okay, let’s not get crazy.

[silent_jonny]

Hi, Net :)

[silent_jonny]

WHO PUT THE APE IN APRICOT????

Not me ;)

Hi, Lil & Big

[Netizen]

Exactly. I don’t even care for most of his movies.

[MagUSNRET]

Let me just say....I HOPE FREE REPUBLIC CAN GET ITS SERVERS TO MOVE FASTER THAN A CRIPPLED HAMPSTER ON ELECTION NIGHT!!!!!! Sheesh!

ANyway......do ya think it is Jim Carreys daughter that does the prat fall into the pit? In which case, she will sue...for millions...and who gives a damn about a singing contract ;-) LOL

[retrokitten]

No, I think the girl who falls is black.

[MagUSNRET]

Lets hope the large black women trapped inside his body, isnt Moochelle!

[ChicagoConservative27]

Man these people suck.

[advertising guy]

I’ve been yellin ......row.................row.................row for the last 45 minutes

[silent_jonny]

"A large black woman is trapped inside me"--LMAO!

Now he lost me, crying because he's going to be away from his baby for a "few days".

Lord help him if he was deployed overseas.

Good voice though.

[MagUSNRET]

Of course they suck! If they didnt suck, we would nave no reason to snark...and Snarking is our reason to LIVE on this thread :-)

[Lil'freeper]

She’s adorable, which is something considering how odd her father is

[Shelayne]

Hiya Jonny!

Jane Carrey is meh.

[Netizen]

Good evening! Glad your ISP is still doing its job!

[MagUSNRET]

I for one am glad Careys daughter did not make it...her singing was NOT up to par, and if they had let her through, the entire audience would KNOW the jig was up with this program being a set up.

[Mark was here]

Why did the Cable gal get the boot?

[retrokitten]

She really looks like him when she smiles. Very pretty girl.

[retrokitten]

I agree.

[Netizen]

Yeah, I imagine she will find her spot in due time.

[silent_jonny]

Jim Carrey's daughter, Jane--flat notes all over the place.

But she's wearing a full-length skirt, so A+ for modesty.

But she's been eliminated.

"I could have been better"

She calls dad and he reassures her, but I bet he's glad she's off this show, lol

[silent_jonny]

Hi, Peggy :)

[Raebie]

Well it can’t be helping that that damn little dragon graphic hss been posted 15 times in 15 separate threads in the last 5 minutes. Sheesh. We get it.

[silent_jonny]

Astro!

[Lil'freeper]

I missed the dragon graphic. Mebbe post it here, plz? J/k

[MagUSNRET]

Astro on helium!

[advertising guy]

I’m in Phoenix....the show ain’t even on here yet....this thread is too funny not to foller and I call it the Yankee Clipper

[retrokitten]

He looks like Webster’s giant brother.

[MagUSNRET]

Jesus Mary and Joseph, do NOT let it be the girlfriend of the stroke fella that is the one that falls into the pit!

[silent_jonny]

Another batch of singers.

David Leathers Jr.--who looks alarmingly like Astro from X Factor, but thankfully he doesn't rap. Just sings very well.

Steven Tyler: I have ties older than you are!

Also in the group, the baseball player's daughter.

Jessica Phillips (boyfriend had a stroke).

And the NBA cheerleader.

All of them go on to Round 2

[retrokitten]

OMG! That little Asian kid hugged the giant girl and rested his head on her chest! LMAO!!!

[Shelayne]

There was plenty of that last night at Romney HQ ;)

I like to think that I did my part last night. :^D

[silent_jonny]

I could use another week of auditions.

Seems like we were cheated out of at least a week's worth of auditions. But I guess that one show from the aircraft carrier evens it out.

[rabidralph]

I wonder if Cable Gal is regretting not going to college?

[MagUSNRET]

Im fairly certain the lass didn’t feel a thing through the silocon/saline implants ;-)

[silent_jonny]

I know what you mean...I posted this yesterday

LOL!

[MagUSNRET]

YOu and me both, kiddo :-) (are you a delegate?)

[Shelayne]

Bahahahahahahahahaha!

[advertising guy]

I’m as blind as Ronnie Milsap......the show ain’t on here for 5 more minutes......lololol

[retrokitten]

Now you know to look for it. LOL

[rabidralph]

Totally tacky to make that girl’s injury a cliff-hanger. I hope she’s okay.

[Lil'freeper]

I’m a little appalled that they’d use that poor girl’s accident as a cliffhanger.

[retrokitten]

Dayum!! Did she have a seizure.

[silent_jonny]

Last batch of the night.

Erica, the mobile DJ--very good!

Lauren Mink--teaches adults with autism. Sings Heart's "Alone". A little wobbly.

Jeremy Rosado--germaphobe that works at an infectious disease clinic. Can't make that up.

Symone Black--16 year old accompanied by her Stage Dad.

Whoa ... After she sings, she staggers forward and falls off the stage.

The judges jump to their feet.

Stage Dad (who was watching from the balcony) runs to her side.

The girls is swarmed by Idol personel.

Nigel Lythgoe: Medic!

TO BE CONTINUED!

[stylecouncilor]

OMG! That poor fainting girl. She was really good! Hopefully it was just nerves.