Skip to comments.Chuck Norris Endorses Newt!
Posted on 01/20/2012 8:39:12 PM PST by America_Right
If youre ready to keep fighting the good fight and once and for all restore our republic, then I invite you to join my wife, Gena, and I by endorsing, rallying behind and voting for Newt Gingrich as GOP nominee and then president of the United States.
(Excerpt) Read more at wnd.com ...
I’d pay my life’s savings to see Chuck Norris and Zero duke it out in a steel cage.
Norris and Rick Perry are buddies. That is where this is coming from.
Kicking butt and taking names. Let’s roll!!
Your life savings would be gone in the blink of an eye.
NEWT GINGRICH FACTS:
* In a debate with Newt Gingrich, the only issue up for debate is whether or not he’ll let you live.
* Newt Gingrich doesn’t make contracts with America anymore. America makes contracts with him.
* Newt Gingrich doesn’t spin in the post-debate spin room. Everyone else spins around him.
* Newt Gingrich doesn’t need your endorsement. You need his.
* Newt Gingrich once saw someone make a turn to the left on the highway. The body was never identified.
* There is only one key demographic that matters in TV news ratings and his name is Newt Gingrich.
* In a Newt Gingrich interview, there are no “gotcha questions,” only suicide attempts.
Really? Wouldn't be much of a fight. Blink and it's over. It would be a nice short youtube clip, though.
That should do it right there!
Apparently we need Chuck Norris’ WIFE to endorse him along with a lot of other wives (apparently, now, they’re saying Gingrich is not too popular with the women voters - always something).
Norris would simply blink and the Girley boy would faint....after he flexed his wrist.
Now that’s funny. No matter whom you support. Of course, since I support Newt, it it even funnier.
Chuck Norris will teach Newt how to divide by Zero.
Chuck Norris will teach Newt how to do push-ups by pressing the earth down.
Who is the "they" in "they're saying" ...?
You are not repeating the liberal news media's new meme are you?
Ok, now those are awesome!
I see a new meme developing.
I love Chuck Norris facts, and am hoping there is one iota of truth that he took up juggling, and we ended up with the solar system.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups....he pushes the earth down.
This whole Chuck Norris thing is cracking me up! He gave Huck the creds he needed.
I don't believe anything anybody says against anybody that I'm for. It's all a Commie plot.
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