NEWT GINGRICH FACTS:
* In a debate with Newt Gingrich, the only issue up for debate is whether or not he’ll let you live.
* Newt Gingrich doesn’t make contracts with America anymore. America makes contracts with him.
* Newt Gingrich doesn’t spin in the post-debate spin room. Everyone else spins around him.
* Newt Gingrich doesn’t need your endorsement. You need his.
* Newt Gingrich once saw someone make a turn to the left on the highway. The body was never identified.
* There is only one key demographic that matters in TV news ratings and his name is Newt Gingrich.
* In a Newt Gingrich interview, there are no “gotcha questions,” only suicide attempts.
Now that’s funny. No matter whom you support. Of course, since I support Newt, it it even funnier.
Chuck Norris will teach Newt how to divide by Zero.
Chuck Norris will teach Newt how to do push-ups by pressing the earth down.
Ok, now those are awesome!
I see a new meme developing.