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Dear JR and FreeRepublic: I haven't been laid by anyone but my hairy cellmate in years so I got zot

Posted on 01/31/2012 7:28:52 PM PST by srm913

Edited on 01/31/2012 8:21:00 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Thank you, FR, for the truly marvelous entertainment (as I haven't been laid in so long I get no other entertainment other than watching people on here like a perv stalker) . While lurking tonight (the internet version of peeping in your windows) for the first time in ages, the amount of schadenfreude I'm experiencing is bordering on orgasmic (which is the closest I've gotten to the real thing in years).

Y'all have a blessed day. I certainly will! (after I go play hide the Anthony Wiener with my 'blue' friends who have nothing else to do either other than peep at websites they were banned from.)


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: mittbot; myth; troll; victorkilo; vikingcats; zot; zuluoscartango
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To: srm913

Show me on the Mitt Doll where Conservatives offended you.


51 posted on 01/31/2012 8:34:36 PM PST by mnehring
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To: srm913

Ah, more of that fine conservative Mormon activity....

LOL...


52 posted on 01/31/2012 8:34:48 PM PST by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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To: srm913

Check the yellow pages, you are definitely are in need of a shrink.


53 posted on 01/31/2012 8:34:56 PM PST by jazusamo (Character assassination is just another form of voter fraud: Thomas Sowell)
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To: RedCell

There was a thread about a year ago, some guy decided for some reason (I forget why) that he was about to be arrested and he kicked a whole hornet nest.

The thread immediately went into aluminum foil territory, and the guy who posted it went silent.

I think it got zotted, but then came back. Didn’t follow what happened.


54 posted on 01/31/2012 8:35:33 PM PST by Cringing Negativism Network (What if Obama isn't the anti-Christ after all? What if it's Romney?...)
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To: ejonesie22

http://romneyfacts.com/money.php?emp=USBANK


55 posted on 01/31/2012 8:35:43 PM PST by Toddsterpatriot (Math is hard. Harder if you're stupid.)
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To: 50mm

Do I get pinged before or after the zot? I don’t think I’ve ever been IBTZ. Add me.


56 posted on 01/31/2012 8:35:54 PM PST by FishinTX (Annoy liberals, VOTE NEWT.)
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To: srm913

You need a good spanking, rude boy/girl.


57 posted on 01/31/2012 8:39:37 PM PST by constantvigilance
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To: srm913; 50mm; darkwing104; Arrowhead1952; Darksheare; onyx; TheOldLady; Lady Jag; Allegra; Chode; ..

You're A Homo!!

58 posted on 01/31/2012 8:42:32 PM PST by DarthVader (Politicians govern out of self interest, Statesmen govern for a Vision greater than themselves)
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To: srm913

Myth Romney was forced by conservatives to burn 20 million in Florida alone.

Schadenfreude that gay boy.


59 posted on 01/31/2012 8:46:18 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (#withNewt)
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To: srm913

Son, what you’re feeling isn’t Schadenfreude unless that is German slang for anal warts. The good guys lost a state primary to a greasy schmuck, a guy just like you. It happens.


60 posted on 01/31/2012 8:47:58 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: PA Engineer

OMG. Hahahaha


61 posted on 01/31/2012 8:48:27 PM PST by TheZMan (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2794639/posts)
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To: DarthVader

Don’t insult homosexuals by comparing them to Myth supporters.


62 posted on 01/31/2012 8:48:27 PM PST by mnehring
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To: dragonblustar
Deo Gratia!
63 posted on 01/31/2012 8:56:46 PM PST by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini--nevertheless, Vote Santorum!)
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To: srm913

You’ve been missed, Sailor! The Semen are all waiting for you. Now hurry along so the fellas can all take their turns anchoring you.


64 posted on 01/31/2012 8:58:06 PM PST by alstewartfan (27 of 36 of Romney's judicial appointments were DEMOCRATS!!!!!)
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To: smokingfrog

OMGosh!!! I LOVE that!


65 posted on 01/31/2012 8:59:35 PM PST by RitaOK (LET 'ER RIP, NEWT. Newt has become a CAUSE now & Rick S, a tool.)
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To: srm913

66 posted on 01/31/2012 9:02:14 PM PST by McBuff
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To: McBuff

King Ghidorah was a perfectly good monster until that pic.


67 posted on 01/31/2012 9:06:27 PM PST by bigdirty
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To: srm913

Did Michael Medved get a zot today?!!


68 posted on 01/31/2012 9:10:09 PM PST by a fool in paradise (When is President Obama going to cut Warren Buffett's secretary's tax rate? She gets $200-500k/yr)
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To: smokingfrog

LOL

love it

:)


69 posted on 01/31/2012 9:11:23 PM PST by Tennessee Nana (Romney a Massachusetts moderate which is a liberal by Republican standards)
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To: dragonblustar

Your #50

So let it be written

so let it be done

:)


70 posted on 01/31/2012 9:12:58 PM PST by Tennessee Nana (46 STATES TO GO)
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To: West Texas Chuck

No female was safe


71 posted on 01/31/2012 9:13:51 PM PST by Tennessee Nana (46 STATES TO GO)
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To: dragonblustar

Seriously? You’re resorting to Mormon-bashing?

Exactly how does that help the conservative cause.


72 posted on 01/31/2012 9:15:34 PM PST by SmithL (If you reward certain behavior, don't be surprised when you see more of that behavior)
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To: dragonblustar

LOL!


73 posted on 01/31/2012 9:18:32 PM PST by GVnana (Newt 2012 - He Speaks for Us)
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To: PA Engineer

LOL!


74 posted on 01/31/2012 9:20:13 PM PST by GVnana (Newt 2012 - He Speaks for Us)
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To: exhaustedmomma
"we all are being Bained"

We all are being McCained!

75 posted on 01/31/2012 9:20:30 PM PST by matthew fuller (My replacement for Drudge-http://www.webcommentary.com/links.php)
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To: Chode
I was saying this on other threads earlier this evening. Would Florida have been nice to have in the win column? Heck, yes. Is its loss a campaign killer? Heck, no!!!

In 1976, Ford won Iowa, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Vermont, Florida, and Illinois before Reagan won his first state; North Carolina. The campaign ended up going all the way to the convention before a critical error by Reagan (trying to appease the moderates, thus alienating the conservatives) handed Ford the nomination on the first vote.

While I'm a bit anxious, I won't start getting real concerned until after Super Tuesday, which is still six weeks out.

76 posted on 01/31/2012 9:21:17 PM PST by Stonewall Jackson ("I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.")
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To: srm913

You mad, bro?


77 posted on 01/31/2012 9:22:23 PM PST by Retired Greyhound (.)
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To: srm913

Ah, the Sturm und Drang of the adolescent quest for attention...


78 posted on 01/31/2012 9:22:38 PM PST by GVnana (Newt 2012 - He Speaks for Us)
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To: dragonblustar

LOL!


79 posted on 01/31/2012 9:23:52 PM PST by GVnana (Newt 2012 - He Speaks for Us)
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To: srm913
forgifs.com

I love watching morons get struck by lightning

80 posted on 01/31/2012 9:25:13 PM PST by IYellAtMyTV (Je t'aime, faire du bruit comme le cochon.)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

OUCH! LOL!


81 posted on 01/31/2012 9:25:44 PM PST by GVnana (Newt 2012 - He Speaks for Us)
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To: dragonblustar; Elsie

You really should add “and it came to pass” to at least one of those.


82 posted on 01/31/2012 9:26:37 PM PST by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, Now Christian - "I wasn't brainwashed, just brain pre-soaked.")
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To: srm913; cynwoody; decal; F15Eagle

I have a theory on the zuicide attempt of srm913.

The last post was six years, eight months ago.

Gets back on FR expecting everybody to be cheering Mittwitt because...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1363748/posts?page=3#3

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1363748/posts?page=32#32

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1378205/posts?page=73#73

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1378205/posts?page=67#67

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1378205/posts?page=65#65

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1378205/posts?page=62#62

srm913 is a Mormon.

.


83 posted on 01/31/2012 9:30:23 PM PST by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: srm913

Maybe you should consider selling your “cellmate” on E-Bay.


84 posted on 01/31/2012 9:35:09 PM PST by GVnana (Newt 2012 - He Speaks for Us)
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To: srm913

Frickin Romneybots are odd....aggressively so...


85 posted on 01/31/2012 9:45:38 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: TLI; DJ MacWoW; OneVike; RoosterRedux

You have it right.

LDS-Romney-bot.


86 posted on 01/31/2012 9:49:49 PM PST by onyx
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To: reaganaut

and it came to pass...

:)


87 posted on 01/31/2012 9:49:57 PM PST by Tennessee Nana (46 STATES TO GO)
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To: onyx

Well his magic underwear didn’t protect him.


88 posted on 01/31/2012 9:57:59 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: TLI
“srm913 is a Mormon.”

Well, if he'd rather vote for a liberal Mormon than a conservative gentile, he's on the wrong forum - FreeTabernacle is <—— THATAWAY...

89 posted on 01/31/2012 10:01:07 PM PST by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: onyx

I will always pray for those who are caught up in Mormonism, plus those who are confused in believing it is just another mainstream denomination of Christianity.

However, I will admit that I have very little patience with them when they try to claim they are Christians.

As for Mittens, I have two major problems with him, many small, but two major.

One is he is a cultist Mormon,

The second one is that he thinks sucking babies from a womb is OK, until he decides to run for president.

Breaking News Mitt, abortion is evil even if you are not running for president, and it does not take normal humans a chance at being president to finally understand that.


90 posted on 01/31/2012 10:03:58 PM PST by OneVike ((Just a Christian waiting to go home) internet ID:: impeachobamanow)
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To: DJ MacWoW

I keep hearing about that. Someday, I will have to research it.


91 posted on 01/31/2012 10:05:38 PM PST by onyx
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To: onyx

They have special underwear that they buy from the church to wear to church. A holy garment like the priests wore. Ya gotta laugh. Underpants?! LOL


92 posted on 01/31/2012 10:07:40 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: OneVike
I know very little about the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints and maybe I should force myself to learn more. I know that it was started by a man named Joseph Smith, whom I think was a delusional crack pot and I know that the church has a very nice Tabernacle choir and missionaries all over the world.

Of course, I'm now learning that Romney is quite high in his church, and he's managed to keep his religion out of this primary race, which wasn't the case in '08. I detest Romney for many reasons, and he is still an abortionist, still a gun-grabber, still big government (Romneycare for the states) and a serial, congenital liar, with no Romeny ever serving in our military.

Like you say, "God help us." Keep praying.

93 posted on 01/31/2012 10:17:24 PM PST by onyx
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To: OneVike
I know very little about the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints and maybe I should force myself to learn more. I know that it was started by a man named Joseph Smith, whom I think was a delusional crack pot and I know that the church has a very nice Tabernacle choir and missionaries all over the world.

Of course, I'm now learning that Romney is quite high in his church, and he's managed to keep his religion out of this primary race, which wasn't the case in '08. I detest Romney for many reasons, and he is still an abortionist, still a gun-grabber, still big government (Romneycare for the states) and a serial, congenital liar, with no Romeny ever serving in our military.

Like you say, "God help us." Keep praying.

94 posted on 01/31/2012 10:18:22 PM PST by onyx
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To: DJ MacWoW

Oh dear! I’ve heard it all now!


95 posted on 01/31/2012 10:20:34 PM PST by onyx
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To: onyx

Yeah that’s not quite a Priests ephod. LOL


96 posted on 01/31/2012 10:22:26 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: DJ MacWoW; onyx

I don’t think the Mormons are going to be best pleased with the treatment the Biased Media (BM for short) has in store for them this summer and fall if Willard gets the nod...


97 posted on 01/31/2012 10:25:12 PM PST by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: decal

Slick Willard will be very easy to tear apart. Especially since his father was born in Mexico because his grandfather fled there to evade polygamy laws. They’re going to eat him alive!


98 posted on 01/31/2012 10:29:45 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: DJ MacWoW; onyx

One little correction, they don’t just wear the magic underwear to church, they wear them ALL the time. When I was Mormon, most LDS women wore their bras OVER them rather than under.

They are referred to as ‘the holy garments of the Priesthood’.

Onyx, I entreat you to learn more.

Historically, UTLM.org cannot be beat
Doctrinally, Mormonoutreach.org and MRM.org as well as IRR.org/mit
For personal stories, exmormon.org is the place to go to get into their mindset.

As always I, and several other ex-mormons here are available to answer questions.

Regarding the ‘magic underwear’ here is probably the best link...

http://www.i4m.com/think/temples/mormon-garments.htm


99 posted on 01/31/2012 10:35:44 PM PST by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, Now Christian - "I wasn't brainwashed, just brain pre-soaked.")
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To: onyx
Hi Onyx!

> Oh dear! I’ve heard it all now!

Well, you can read all about it too!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_underpants

And remember, they're completely serious about this. See the "External Links" at the end of the article for information straight from the Mormons themselves.

100 posted on 01/31/2012 10:36:31 PM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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