Dear JR and FreeRepublic: I haven't been laid by anyone but my hairy cellmate in years so I got zot

[srm913]

Thank you, FR, for the truly marvelous entertainment _{(as I haven't been laid in so long I get no other entertainment other than watching people on here like a perv stalker)} . While lurking tonight _{(the internet version of peeping in your windows)} for the first time in ages, the amount of schadenfreude I'm experiencing is bordering on orgasmic _{(which is the closest I've gotten to the real thing in years)}.

Y'all have a blessed day. I certainly will! _{(after I go play hide the Anthony Wiener with my 'blue' friends who have nothing else to do either other than peep at websites they were banned from.)}

[Elsie]

They have special underwear that they buy from the church to wear to church. ALWAYS!!!

[Elsie]

I know very little about the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints and maybe I should force myself to learn more.

Hang around these threads and you WILL learn more!

The stuff the MORMONism wishes would JUST GO AWAY; but it keeps coming at them.

The stuff that MORMONism will avoid, replacing any questions that are asked them about their practices with the answer to a question that they think you SHOULD have asked.

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Professor Robert Millet        teaching at the Mission Prep Club in 2004  http://newsnet.byu.edu/video/18773/  <-- Complete and uneditted

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Timeline...    Subject...

 

0:59           "Anti-Mormons..."

1:16           "ATTACK the faith you have..."

2:02           "We really aren't obligated to answer everyone's questions..."

3:57           "You already know MORE about God and Christ and the plan of salvation than any who would ATTACK you."

[Elsie]

Oh dear! I’ve heard it all now!

But WAIT!!

There's MORE!

[Elsie]

thenBUMPight

[Elsie]

Just WOW!

This is the reaction we want!

Folks actually learning the MEAT of MORMONism rather than just the MILK that Headquarters back in SLC wants to force feed the ignorant.

[Elsie]

GOD is a MAN??

[Elsie]

Then again, I wore FOTL whites for years as a teenager, who am I to criticize with regard to fashion?

So?

I'm sitting here at the keyboard in mine! boxers.

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I await the inevitable question put to Mitt:

"Boxers? Briefs?? Magic???"

[Elsie]

...at the keyboard in mine!

No; not ONLY clad in my shorts!

[Elsie]

[Elsie]

Elsie’s CAT wants HIS picture on FR!

[Elsie]

MormonDudes goat, Jack, has got at his computer again...

Sissy; you got it WRONG!

If MD shows up ANYWHERE near my territory; I'll butt his butt!

[Tennessee Nana]

Oh THAT tortise shell

Well show us the fuffy one...

so we can

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

:)

[Elsie]

Ooops!

Sounds like Jack has a ‘cellmate’!!

[Elsie]

Zeeba and the badonkadonk...

[Elsie]

If he (Tiger) shows up today, I’ll get a picture.

When a kitten, he would be in the barn, reaching through a hole in the wall and swat at the curious goats who were just trying to be nice.

That did NOT go over well with Ellie Mae!

El Tigre would procede to stroll through the area like he owned the place and EM would chase him away.

One day, he hid behind a thin piece of plywood and EM rammed it full bore into the wall. Tiger staggered out from behind it (I thought he was a goner!) and got away.

He AVOIDS the goat area now and will fight me if I try to carry him near them!

[Tennessee Nana]

Waiting for my AWWWWWW time...

:)

[Chode]

i heard that...

[Arrowhead1952]

[stylecouncilor]

LOL!

[reaganaut]

Is that goat wearing a dog collar?