Skip to comments.I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz
First, turn on your speakers, or headphones. Then click this, to set the right mood:
Okay, is it playing? Good .
Do any of you remember when I said my last girlfriend, turned me off of love forever?
Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.
She and I will have beautiful times together.
Tender, private moments.
Moments of hilarity.
We will take pictures together. We will go places together. Eventually, we will become as one.
Heres her picture: Her name is Egg Bacon Donut Burger.
Donuts have holes. Just sayin’...
I can feel ny arteries clogging. LOL
She’ll only explode your heart in the end.
WHA?!? No cheese?!? pshaw
Ain't she the prettiest you've ever seen?
Laz, I’d hit that.
Thanks for the laughs! Needed these days....lovely but we fear for your health.
LOL!!!!!!! OMG! :-)
My arteries are hardening just looking at it!
There is an old saying “If kissin’ don’t work, cookin’ do”
Enjoy your sizzlin’ hot romance.
Don’t eat them for more than 4 hours.
You better watch it! It looks like she may really break your heart one day!
She looks sweet on the outside.
I suspect that initially you’ll feel fulfilled...but in the end you’ll find that she’s unhealthy for you.
If I do eat for more than 4 hours, I know to go to a doctor, or serious permanent damage may result.
Ok that got a genuine chuckle.
Another benefit of buying one of these...you get a coupon worth 50 percent off on your next ambulance ride to the emergency room at your local hospital.
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