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I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Feb 2, 2012 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz

First, turn on your speakers, or headphones. Then click this, to set the right mood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JfY8iUkvE&feature=related

 

 

Okay, is it playing? Good….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do any of you remember when I said my last girlfriend, turned me off of love forever?

Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.

She and I will have beautiful times together.

Tender, private moments.

Moments of hilarity.

Special times.

We will take pictures together. We will go places together. Eventually, we will become as one.

Here’s her picture: Her name is Egg Bacon Donut Burger.



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
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1 posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:18 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Donuts have holes. Just sayin’...


2 posted on 02/02/2012 11:09:07 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: Lazamataz

I can feel ny arteries clogging. LOL


3 posted on 02/02/2012 11:09:33 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: Lazamataz

She’ll only explode your heart in the end.


4 posted on 02/02/2012 11:10:16 AM PST by Claud
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To: Lazamataz
You better not be cheating on me!

5 posted on 02/02/2012 11:10:16 AM PST by TSgt (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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To: Lazamataz

WHA?!? No cheese?!? pshaw


6 posted on 02/02/2012 11:11:25 AM PST by reed13k (Knight Rampant Bibliophile, Protector of Knowledge, Purveyor of Inquiry, Defender of Aged Wisdom, an)
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To: Lazamataz

That is......awesome!


7 posted on 02/02/2012 11:11:51 AM PST by RabidBartender (The above statement is not meant to be offensive to women. Please don't whine and have me banned.)
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To: Lazamataz

8 posted on 02/02/2012 11:12:13 AM PST by PGR88
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To: RabidBartender
That is......awesome!

Ain't she the prettiest you've ever seen?

9 posted on 02/02/2012 11:12:41 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, I’d hit that.


10 posted on 02/02/2012 11:13:48 AM PST by alancarp (Liberals are all for shared pain... until they're included in the pain group.)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks for the laughs! Needed these days....lovely but we fear for your health.


11 posted on 02/02/2012 11:14:18 AM PST by etabeta
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To: TSgt

LOL!!!!!!! OMG! :-)


12 posted on 02/02/2012 11:14:38 AM PST by MNGal
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To: Lazamataz

My arteries are hardening just looking at it!


13 posted on 02/02/2012 11:15:24 AM PST by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Lazamataz

There is an old saying “If kissin’ don’t work, cookin’ do”

Enjoy your sizzlin’ hot romance.

Don’t eat them for more than 4 hours.


14 posted on 02/02/2012 11:15:34 AM PST by dforest
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To: Lazamataz

You better watch it! It looks like she may really break your heart one day!


15 posted on 02/02/2012 11:16:22 AM PST by Mrs. Frogjerk
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To: Lazamataz

She looks sweet on the outside.

I suspect that initially you’ll feel fulfilled...but in the end you’ll find that she’s unhealthy for you.


16 posted on 02/02/2012 11:16:29 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: dforest
Don’t eat them for more than 4 hours.

If I do eat for more than 4 hours, I know to go to a doctor, or serious permanent damage may result.

17 posted on 02/02/2012 11:17:12 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Mrs. Frogjerk

Ok that got a genuine chuckle.


18 posted on 02/02/2012 11:18:18 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Another benefit of buying one of these...you get a coupon worth 50 percent off on your next ambulance ride to the emergency room at your local hospital.


19 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:04 AM PST by Signalman
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To: Lazamataz

not guilty!


20 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:23 AM PST by GQuagmire (Pats 33 Giants 24 Pats Super Bowl 46 Champs)
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To: Lazamataz

She has something on the side FYI. They all have baggage.


21 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:23 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: Lazamataz
Not bad but let me introduce you to

Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dogs.

Two dogs, cheese and condiments inside a saucy french roll wrapped in BACON!

I introduced her to Mrs p6 last night. We had a sort of menage a trois. It was great!

22 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:46 AM PST by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts bolt The Constitution together as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
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To: reed13k
This one has cheez. Laz may already be thinkin of cheating.


23 posted on 02/02/2012 11:20:50 AM PST by xp38
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To: Lazamataz
Oh gosh, Laz!! You're such a sentimental romantic!!

Who knew!!

24 posted on 02/02/2012 11:21:19 AM PST by LADY J
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To: Lazamataz

Get a pre-nup!


25 posted on 02/02/2012 11:23:32 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Signalman

LOL!


26 posted on 02/02/2012 11:23:44 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Gross. Sorry but I couldn’t even take a bite of that. Yuck.


27 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:09 AM PST by hitchwolf
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To: GQuagmire

Not Guilty, and impeach the DA for even accusing!


28 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:26 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: prisoner6

Niiiice looking mistress ya got there. :)


29 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:26 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

That and a glass of milk would make her perfect.


30 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:30 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Lazamataz

She’ll be gone in a few minutes, and in a few hours, will be completely out of your life. Keep looking.....


31 posted on 02/02/2012 11:24:30 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: hitchwolf
Gross. Sorry but I couldn’t even take a bite of that. Yuck.

You must be Teh Ghey.

32 posted on 02/02/2012 11:25:30 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Signalman; Lazamataz
Forget these naysayers, my Great Uncle Jim, up in the Maritimes, lived to be 108 on salt cod and potatoes fried in lard.
33 posted on 02/02/2012 11:25:38 AM PST by Little Bill (Sorry)
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To: Lazamataz
You torture me.

I just turned 53. My VW forum calls it the Herbie year.

Here's what I got for my birthday.......

My blood sugar is high, new diagnosis of Type II diabetes.
My cholesterol is high, walking heart attack.
My blood pressure is just a little high.

In addition, I have asthma, GERD, and bad nasal allergies.

I can't eat that anymore. In fact, it seems the only thing I'm allowed to eat is cardboard and raw broccoli.

I think I'm developing ED as well.

Life is really beginning to suck.

34 posted on 02/02/2012 11:26:56 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lazamataz
Is that your icing around her doughnut hole?
35 posted on 02/02/2012 11:27:30 AM PST by Mich Patriot (I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan)
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I confess... I've been two-timing.


36 posted on 02/02/2012 11:28:23 AM PST by evets (beer)
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To: Lazamataz

You could also lose your eyesight and hearing.

Be very careful.

The older a person gets you have a harder time deciding if you are having an orgasm or a heart attack! LOL


37 posted on 02/02/2012 11:30:17 AM PST by dforest
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To: Lazamataz

For a minute there, you had me worried. I thought you might have meant “modest proposal” from the other thread!


38 posted on 02/02/2012 11:30:17 AM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: fredhead

Dude, that sucks! Sorry!


39 posted on 02/02/2012 11:30:55 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

You’ll definitely need a cigarette after that.


40 posted on 02/02/2012 11:31:44 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: Lazamataz
You're giving up hot buns?!

41 posted on 02/02/2012 11:32:45 AM PST by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Mich Patriot

You have just rendered me speechless. You do know that is almost impossible, I hope.


42 posted on 02/02/2012 11:33:03 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: xp38

Isn’t he always :) LOL


43 posted on 02/02/2012 11:36:30 AM PST by reed13k (Knight Rampant Bibliophile, Protector of Knowledge, Purveyor of Inquiry, Defender of Aged Wisdom, an)
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To: LADY J
Oh gosh, Laz!! You're such a sentimental romantic!! Who knew!!

There's room for two under this here bib, ya know. :)

44 posted on 02/02/2012 11:37:35 AM PST by Lazamataz (Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
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To: humblegunner; Lazamataz; mrreaganaut

LOL. I could have done without THAT imagery, HG.

And Laz, I do understand my husband is in love with the Egg Bacon Donut Burger as well.


45 posted on 02/02/2012 11:37:48 AM PST by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, Now Christian - "I wasn't brainwashed, just brain pre-soaked.")
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To: Lazamataz

There is a bright side, however. After being put on the pills for my sugar, I feel better than I felt in a long time. And it’s the kick in the -er- backside I needed to get me exercising.


46 posted on 02/02/2012 11:38:43 AM PST by fredhead (Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
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To: Lazamataz

Another relationship that will eventually end with someone being “dumped.”


47 posted on 02/02/2012 11:47:13 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’d hit it.


48 posted on 02/02/2012 11:50:58 AM PST by MNJohnnie (Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
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To: Lazamataz

The funny thing is that the only “bad for you” part of that sandwich is the donuts because of carbs. You can eat the burger, bacon and eggs all day long and actually lower your cholesterol, triglicerides and blood pressure. As long as you stay away from the carbs.


49 posted on 02/02/2012 11:53:49 AM PST by albie
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To: Lazamataz
You can skip this thread in 5..4..3..2..1..

Not really...

But you wish you could....

50 posted on 02/02/2012 11:56:37 AM PST by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks!)
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