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I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Feb 2, 2012
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz
First, turn on your speakers, or headphones. Then click this, to set the right mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JfY8iUkvE&feature=related
Okay, is it playing? Good….
Do any of you remember when I said my last girlfriend, turned me off of love forever?
Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.
She and I will have beautiful times together.
Tender, private moments.
Moments of hilarity.
Special times.
We will take pictures together. We will go places together. Eventually, we will become as one.
Here’s her picture: Her name is Egg Bacon Donut Burger.
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To: Lazamataz
Has she met your mom yet?
To: Mich Patriot
Yes, I realize that is no small task. I also note that we share certain traits...such as neither of us are the least bit ashamed of our normal male urges. I tip my hat to you, sir.We are MANLY MEN who have no fear of being MEN, although we couch our terms ever so slightly as to not offend FR sensibilities. Yet at the same time, we are MANLY MANLY MEN made out of TESTOSTERONE and IRON!
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posted on
02/02/2012 12:53:15 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: Lazamataz
To: laker_dad
You’ll “dump” her soon...And "wipe" her from my life.
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posted on
02/02/2012 1:10:59 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: Lazamataz
Ha ha ha...that’s EXACTLY right!
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posted on
02/02/2012 1:14:43 PM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan)
To: Lazamataz
Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.
A bold proclamation. Be careful. If it doesn't work out, you're going to end up with egg all over your face.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
02/02/2012 1:32:31 PM PST
by
Little Ray
(FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
To: Lazamataz
And "wipe" her from my life. Yes... she'll be awash with grief as she exits your back door...
To: Lazamataz
Is this gonna be an open marriage? ‘Cause you’re gonna need some curly fries to go with that lil’ heartstopper.
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posted on
02/02/2012 2:00:40 PM PST
by
TADSLOS
(There's 46 more reasons for Newt to stay on the attack!!)
To: Lazamataz
my problem wasn’t hardenin of the arteries
I ate one and woke up in a bathtub w/ a 4 hour erection
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posted on
02/02/2012 2:09:33 PM PST
by
advertising guy
(Obama is a world class liar, but Eric Holder does it backwards in high heels)
To: isthisnickcool
Around here we call that the Triple Bypass Special.
Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can fetch 2 cups of coffe and 6 donuts.
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posted on
02/02/2012 2:09:51 PM PST
by
TStro
To: Lazamataz
Wow, Lazzie! I’d fall off my diet for one of those!!
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posted on
02/02/2012 3:51:46 PM PST
by
redhead
(, , , comedian)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
02/02/2012 3:54:33 PM PST
by
stylecouncilor
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
To: Lazamataz
It needs maple syrup. Unless you use a maple doughnut. Then a sprinkling of confectioners sugar will suffice.
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posted on
02/02/2012 5:01:09 PM PST
by
Jeff Chandler
(Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati)
To: fredhead
My blood sugar is high, new diagnosis of Type II diabetes. My cholesterol is high, walking heart attack. My blood pressure is just a little high. That's what you get for going to the doctor.
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posted on
02/02/2012 5:30:32 PM PST
by
xone
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