Just have more sex!

Get Physical Today ^ | 7 February 2011 (from archives) | Gwen

[Slings and Arrows]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

[wyokostur]

Hubby and I should live to be 200!!! Yeaaaa for us :-)

[Revolting cat!]

“My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.”

[Slings and Arrows]

I did, didn’t I?

[Revolting cat!]

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they’re both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, “Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It’ll just be one night of fun.” The woman doctor agrees to it.

So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she’s about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so.

Afterwards, the man says to the woman, “You’re a surgeon, aren’t you?” “Yeah, how did you know?” The man says, “I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started.” “Oh, that makes sense”, says the woman. “ You’re an anesthesiologist aren’t you?” “Yeah”, says the man , a bit surprised. “How did you know?” The woman answers, “Because I didn’t feel a thing.”

[HeartlandOfAmerica]

lol. The wife and I have used a similar line for almost 40 yrs. “Cover me up when you’re through.”

[70times7]

I'll have salt with my fries... lots of salt...

[ebshumidors]

I’d marry you in a heartbeat if I wasn’t married already!

[MCH]

Yikes!

[Oratam]

I recall a joke involving President and Mrs. Coolidge.

[zorro8987]

“You rang?” (w/ picture of Helen)

! I had SUCH a good laugh! Thanks, I needed that! — Much better now, after a long day at work!

[Steelers6]

I don’t think having sex with her will improve your health.

[Steelers6]

I don’t think having sex with her will improve your health.

[Steelers6]

I think the Human Rights Campaign will dispute this and say homosexual and transgendered sex is healthier. This study is discriminatory against gay and lesbian couples.

[dixiechick2000]

“Just have more sex!”

Okay. Happy to oblige. ;o)

[golux]

Or as we used to say in Old Saint-Louis-du-Ha Ha!*:

"Faites l'amour, pas la guerre! Par en avant, pas par en arriere!"

make love, not war, and from the front, not from behind

*Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! is a small town in the regional county municipality of Témiscouata, Quebec, near the south shore of the Saint Lawrence River. It is located southeast of Rivière-du-Loup and west of Cabano along the Trans-Canada Highway (Route 185), about halfway to Edmundston in New Brunswick.

[Slings and Arrows]

If only it was that easy...

[dixiechick2000]

Trust me...it is.

[dixiechick2000]

Of course, I’m married and it’s there for the asking. ;o)